Containment What If?

So we know that there are people (mostly women) who become romantically obsessed with serial killers and other types. People who commit massive crimes and are sent to jail sometimes get romantic 'fan letters' from women who are attracted to them despite having never met them, and for those that eventually leave the prison system, some are greeted by women who are eager to outright marry them.

I'm wondering if CWC will find one of these women. He's no mass murderer but I feel as though he ticks off a lot of the same check boxes. He's gained notoriety and infamy (albeit 'on the internet' instead of 'on the news') and he displays a certain callousness that I know turns (some) women on, even though he definitely doesn't mean to.
Do you think there is any chance at all of one of those women, possibly one that's outright attracted to the filth and sloth that CWC represents, throwing herself at him in the future? His e-fame has died down significantly over the years, but I wonder what would come of it if the right person in their wrong mind came across him and decided to aim for him. How crazy would a woman have to be to not just approach CWC willingly, but stay with him up?
 
What if Chris was a centipede?
He'd shit in the mouth of the next person and do nothing.

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What is Liquid Chris came back but also pretended to be a woman this time?
 
What is Liquid Chris came back but also pretended to be a woman this time?
Christard would create an even worse version of SheCameForCWC.jpg in an attempt at humiliating Liquid Christine.

What if Chris was obsessed with the quest of tracking down and finding the original Godbear who named him?
 
What if Chris was obsessed with the quest of tracking down and finding the original Godbear who named him?
We would get a new saga. He probably wouldn't find him or even go looking for the Godbear however. Most likely he would just ask his Facebook or Patreon followers to do it for him. But I do love the idea of Chris tirelessly searching all over the country for an animatronic bear.
 
What if somehow Chris was cured of his mental impairment? What would he do? Would he change anything about himself?
 
What if somehow Chris was cured of his mental impairment? What would he do? Would he change anything about himself?
He would shit himself and do nothing.
What if Chris was born a girl? What would change aside from wanting to be a man?
 
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