Containment What If?

[Rand /pol/]

What if Chris was in the army?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

What if Chris was in the army?
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His most likely assignment would be janitor, but if he was sent to battle somehow, he wouldn't last long. (I've never seen FMJ. Is Pyle like Chris?)

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris remained blatantly homophobic instead of doing the tomgirl thing and, right after DStecks gave him the grand, would see this piece of footage?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris shit himself and did nothing, and then died?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris shit himself and did nothing, and then died?

DIRTY, CRAPPED AFTERLIFE

What if Chris became a magician?

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris drove a 1973 Plymouth Duster?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

What if Chris really ended up getting HRT back during his days of "realization"?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' suggested vaccine to "cure the homos" long ago became a reality and Chris took it himself?

 

[Somar]

What if instead of performing a Curse Ye Ha Me Ha on Mary Lee Walsh. Chris instead took a shit on her desk?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if instead of performing a Curse Ye Ha Me Ha on Mary Lee Walsh. Chris instead took a shit on her desk?

Ah Shit Ye Ha Me HAAAAAAAAAAA!

What if Chris guest starred on Fargo?

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris found the Necronomicon and tried to bring Bob back to life?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris found the Necronomicon and tried to bring Bob back to life?

Two words: Deadite Bob. Try saying that fast five times.

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris were normal and *we* were the :autism: ones?

 

[Asperchewy]

What if Chris guest starred on Fargo?

V.M. Varga's toothpick

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Chris were normal and *we* were the :autism: ones?

I'd say that's half true

 

[UnKillFill]

I'd say that's half true

Let me rephrase that... What if Chris was the only "normal" (neurotypical) person on the planet, and everyone else had :autism:?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a DJ?

Spoiler

Slimboy Fat

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went into the Gamestop he got banned from disguised as Santa Claus?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what if chris could levitate himself and objects around him with his mind

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) took a figuring drawing class? what if (s)he posed nude for a figUre DRAWing clASS)?

What if Chris(tine) was hired to play the FS mall Santa?