Containment What If?

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris was an emo or goth in his teens?

 

[Mr Snek]

What if Chris had been born female and had an army of creepy guys like real Chris defending everything she did?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had been born female and had an army of creepy guys like real Chris defending everything she did?

@LagoonaBlue

 

[Autisimodo]

What if Old Chris became an Incel instead of Trooning out?

 

[Canned Bread]

What if Chris was into Mario and Digimon instead of Sonic and Pokemon?

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

What if Old Chris became an Incel instead of Trooning out?

He'd be the OG Elliot Rogers

What if Chris was into Mario and Digimon instead of Sonic and Pokemon?

He'd be a Moviebob.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

@LagoonaBlue

I was thinking of Momokun and her army of ridiculously thirsty paypigs and orbiters, but that works too.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Old Chris became an Incel instead of Trooning out?

"Hmm, yeah. Some-some of you Brute Males are alright. Don't call anybody..."

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went to Africa and ended world hunger?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if the future Amazon CEO is Chris?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What if the future Amazon CEO is Chris?

Amazon changes to selling only junk food, vidya, and stupid plastic toys, and consequently ends up in the dustbin of history.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris had Phd in physics? His thesis was the dimensional merge.

 

[DoomNukem999]

What if Bob became a tomgirl?

 

[DoomNukem999]

What if Liquid's IRL brother joined in and became "Solidus Chris?"

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Liquid's IRL brother joined in and became "Solidus Chris?"

We already have one of those: @robertsimmons
Jon Duckworth would be more of a Liquid Coleslaw, butthurt that no one recognizes him for his genius and jealous of his more well-known brother but won't associate with him because of some shrieking harpy in his life.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris's sperm was the only sperm in all sperm bank?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What if Chris's sperm was the only sperm in all sperm bank?

Tard babies, human race dies out

 

[normankrasner]

what if Borb bribed the PVCC admissions staff or the admissions staff of a more selective college?

 

[8777BB5]

what if Borb bribed the PVCC admissions staff or the admissions staff of a more selective college?

If Borb had bribed the PVCC staff, then chances are Chris would've probably gotten the degree when the trouble with Mary Lee Walsh started as a way to get the money and kick him out. I also imagine once they left Walsh would use her power as Dean of Student Services to permanently ban Chris from coming back. However I still see Chris following the same path. I believe it was Emily that said that someone from Chris's Church offered to get him a well-paying CD&D job that was only twenty minutes away and Chris refused saying it was too far away.

What if Chris walked into the Manchester High School girl's locker-room when his gal pals were naked?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris walked into the Manchester High School girl's locker-room when his gal pals were naked?

He would've been suspended and he would've screamed about it and the Principal would've recorded those screams.