Containment What If?

[MajorBlasski454]

What if Chris was in a "Home Alone" scenario, and was left to protect 14BC from the Wet Bandit trolls?

 

[The Un-Clit]

What if Chris was in a "Home Alone" scenario, and was left to protect 14BC from the Wet Bandit trolls?

He'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Waristal_Qaminica_Zzyteig]

What if Megan was trap?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What if Megan was trap?

He'd shit himself and, considering he was STRAIGHT when she was his friend, probably actually do something.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

What if Chris Chan treated cosplayers (at any convention) as if they’re the actual characters and boasted out that it’s the sign of the merge? (Not sure if he actually did so irl)

 

[MajorBlasski454]

What if Chris Chan treated cosplayers (at any convention) as if they’re the actual characters and boasted out that it’s the sign of the merge? (Not sure if he actually did so irl)

He'd no doubt be kicked out, whine on Twitter about Jerkops trying to ruin the Merge, stress sigh, shit himself out of obligation, go back to shitting out more TSSSF cards.

What if Chris pissed himself and did anything?

 

[Spooky Bones]

what if chris owns a gun?

He would've bought a Hi-Point or even better probably a meme gun like the Taurus Judge. Bob would've had a nice revolver that Chris would've pawned (I heard somewhere that he once had guns but got rid of them due to the fuckedness of the Chandler household but I think that was actually speculation.) We know that Barb used to have a shitty quarter-bore Saturday Night Special.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

He would've bought a Hi-Point or even better probably a meme gun like the Taurus Judge. Bob would've had a nice revolver that Chris would've pawned (I heard somewhere that he once had guns but got rid of them due to the fuckedness of the Chandler household but I think that was actually speculation.) We know that Barb used to have a shitty quarter-bore Saturday Night Special.

Chris strikes me as a Norinco kinda guy. Cheap, shitty, and unreliable are his hallmarks, after all.

 

[Rupin]

What if Chris is still stuck in the year 2000 time warp and all this troon bullshit is just a weird fever dream?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris is still stuck in the year 2000 time yarp and all this troon bullshit is just a weird fever dream?

Woke up shitting his bed and look at the sailor moon poster to remind him that he's straight

 

[Rupin]

Woke up shitting his bed and look at the sailor moon poster to remind him that he's straight

I think I would prefer that outcome, honestly.

 

[TV's Adam West]

What if WE shit ourselves and did nothing?

 

[Tikbalang]

I think I would prefer that outcome, honestly.

If that's the case, then we're not real, just his OCs.

What if WE shit ourselves and did nothing?

 

[Spooky Bones]

What if the ideafags were 40k spergs instead of vidya loli weebs? Which faction would Chris support? Slaanesh, or would he consider himself a lost Primarch or something? Which models would he buy?

 

[Jason Wynn]

What if the ideafags were 40k spergs instead of vidya loli weebs? Which faction would Chris support? Slaanesh, or would he consider himself a lost Primarch or something? Which models would he buy?

He'd fancy himself a psyker and try to tell people The Warp is just part of da merge.

 

[PlasticOwls]

What if Chris discovered D&D and realized all of the autism he puts into his shitty card is actually the hard work you put into making a character with zero of the reward and social interaction

 

[Rupin]

What if Chris discovered D&D and realized all of the autism he puts into his shitty card is actually the hard work you put into making a character with zero of the reward and social interaction

He did discover D&D with the SNT redesigns. He simplified it so it fit his shitty headcanon.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What if Chris invented a new form of electronica music called "TardWave"?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Barb was a toad whose juices were licked by Chris every night for "merge inspiration"?

...wait a minute...

 

[MajorBlasski454]

What if Chris invented a new form of electronica music called "TardWave"?

It would be a mix of autotuned tard rage and Chris shitting himself in the recording studio, with ambient stress sighs.