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What if all the wééns just left Chris alone?

What if The Game Place never closed?

What if Chris created Kiwi Farms to gather wééns together and later, dox them?

What if Chris was a servant in Fate, what would his stats be and what class?
 
CraBman said:
What if all the wééns just left Chris alone?

What if The Game Place never closed?

What if Chris created Kiwi Farms to gather wééns together and later, dox them?

What if Chris was a servant in Fate, what would his stats be and what class?
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1. Then Chris would probably just be an e-beggar or make his dumb cards based on his own autistic imagination.

2. Chris would still be banned and try to attack Michael Snyder if he didn't give up.

3. Then he'd a god damn legend.

4. He'd probably be a foreigner servant due to how he claimed to have been possessed by Magi-chan at one time or a Caster due to always associating himself with magic, he'd have really low stats except for a really high endurance stat.
 
How much worse would Chris be if he lived in a far left city that enables people like him like Portland or Seattle instead of a small, fairly conservative town like Ruckersville?
 
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CraBman said:
What if Chris had a job and kept it?
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If he had a stable job and kept it, people would try to shield him from critique saying that he's okay cause he has a job

I believe this would happen if it did because a lot of lolcows who have stable jobs have people defending them saying that at least they keep a stable job.
 
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CraBman said:
What if Chris had a job and kept it?
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It'd have to be one obtained through some state-funded program designed to get special needs adults steady work.

They'd give him some do-nothing job like "Floor Tech" (janitor) and even if he shat himself and did nothing, his employer would get a nice little tax-credit. They can just give him 10 hours a week during an unimportant shift.
 
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It'd have to be one obtained through some state-funded program designed to get special needs adults steady work.

They'd give him some do-nothing job like "Floor Tech" (janitor) and even if he shat himself and did nothing, his employer would get a nice little tax-credit. They can just give him 10 hours a week during an unimportant shift.
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He could work for Crazy Aaron's if he wasn't a total lazy shit. They state up front that they hire tards, see product descrption in screen shot.
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