Containment What If?

What if Barb is already dead? It's been over 100 days since she was last heard from.
 
What if Chris was shown some genuinely good high-concept cinema? Would it help him see the world differently? Would he end up trying to incorporate it into his weird dimensional shit? Or would he just get bored and antsy five minutes in because those films aren't flashy spectacle all the time? I'd love to show him something like Paprika; it being animated might make him more tolerant of the slow parts and hearing his thoughts on its dreams vs reality motif would be fascinating.
 
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SpumbleSplabloo said:
What if Chris was shown some genuinely good high-concept cinema? Would it help him see the world differently? Would he end up trying to incorporate it into his weird dimensional shit? Or would he just get bored and antsy five minutes in because those films aren't flashy spectacle all the time? I'd love to show him something like Paprika; it being animated might make him more tolerant of the slow parts and hearing his thoughts on its dreams vs reality motif would be fascinating.
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Good question. I think it might change his view, but with his autism and narcissism, I think bad things might come of it. I always wondered why Chris' parents never told him to stop watching those cartoons into his 20s, I guess they were a decent coping mechanism for him.
 
in an parallel universe only slightly different from ours..
Darling Mudder outlives her tard son ( the crotchety old coots live for ages) and her natural grift sees her monetising the legacy and skills of her dear departed derper, house tours and god knows what else...
 
KiwiJoe said:
What if you had the plot of Gran Torino and replaced Walt Kowalski/Clint Eastwood with Bob Chandler?
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Bob’s life would be significantly improved since he wouldn’t be living with Chris or Barb, and he wouldn’t die in quarantine at the hospital.

Also he’d leave all his possessions to Thao instead of Chris, who would cherish them and hold onto them for life.
 
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Tikbalang said:
What if Chris and Yaniv are roommates?
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They would both accuse each-other of being trans-phobic and get into a physical fight Yaniv would "win" or closest what we call winning in the U.S. but, manipulate local pd into taking the both to jail for spousal domestic battery some how. Local Troon political figures would either deny all or claim thr PD were tansphobes aking them both. Barb would die of starvation.

Super Colon Blow said:
What if someone made Chris sit through Fritz the Cat?
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First of all Fritz is fucking awesome. My dad showed my his series and my mom wanted to knock his teeth out for showing an 11 year old me the story of fritz the cat.

Honest answer Chris would get bored of the slow plot compared to most children media and wonder why Fritz looked different every now and then, and why Fritz Gets pussy all the time and chris couldn't eat box to save his life. Anyone who doesn't know FRITZ needs to watch mins 10s ins of him. Makes furies seem like they all shouldn't be set on fire; only about half of killed on a case by case basis.


Fritz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAHcI3MhesU
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I don't know if it's been brought up, but what if Chris was a pro athlete?
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In what sport? “Standing While Playing Guitar Hero”?

I’d imagine he’d try to enter female-only competitions for a variety of reasons; he‘d insist he’s “one of da girls”, he’ll want to participate in something he feels he can do with minimal effort (a 13 year old cheerleader could take him a fight so that’s already a delusional belief), and he wants to see himself as a super sexy fit hottie.

In what sport I couldn’t guess, but I really want to see him attempt a pole vault only for it to somehow end up his ass.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
In what sport? “Standing While Playing Guitar Hero”?

I’d imagine he’d try to enter female-only competitions for a variety of reasons; he‘d insist he’s “one of da girls”, he’ll want to participate in something he feels he can do with minimal effort (a 13 year old cheerleader could take him a fight so that’s already a delusional belief), and he wants to see himself as a super sexy fit hottie.

In what sport I couldn’t guess, but I really want to see him attempt a pole vault only for it to somehow end up his ass.
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Wrestling, powerlifting (12 pack cans don't count).
 
If time travel were invented, we'd see time travelers posting on KF with content like HD photos of Chris using the Attraction Sign and videos of the various confrontations at Target and WalMart?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
If time travel were invented, we'd see time travelers posting on KF with content like HD photos of Chris using the Attraction Sign and videos of the various confrontations at Target and WalMart?
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It's very optimistic you believe that people who post here about interacting with Chris won't jump in to either stop him, stop the cops, white knight him, or try to troll him if they jumped back to those moments.

Any way you put it Christory would be screwed. Though he might still be a virgin with rage if they talk him out of the hooker.
 
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