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what if Chris(tine) played baseball or another sport?
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normankrasner said:
what if Chris(tine) played baseball or another sport?
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Tarik El-Abour was diagnosed with autism at the age of three. Twenty three years later, Tarik is now a member of the Kansas City Royals organization– playing in the minor leagues. He is believed to be the first autistic baseball player in the history of professional baseball. #GoodNewsRUHLES
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I don't think that was any point in Chris's life where he could overcome his genetics enough to get his body into shape for any sport that required running and/or jumping or any other requirement of the physical nature. He has a strange body. He has twiggy arms and legs with petite little wrists and ankles. But he has a fat abdomen, a fat ass, man tits and a fat head. He's built like a Rad Roach from Fallout.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
I don't think that was any point in Chris's life where he could overcome his genetics enough to get his body into shape for any sport that required running and/or jumping or any other requirement of the physical nature. He has a strange body. He has twiggy arms and legs with petite little wrists and ankles. But he has a fat abdomen, a fat ass, man tits and a fat head. He's built like a Rad Roach from Fallout.
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He has an ass like Hank Hill's. I'm surprised he doesn't have any lower back problems.

When Chris was 11 (the age that he won the sweepstakes), he was on the pudgy side. It wasn't until his teenage years that he was slimmer. You could tell he was going to balloon when he turned 18. After that, the rest is Christory.

I think if Bob would have gotten Chris to exercise when he was around 12-15, he wouldn't be the way he was in 2007, and currently. Unfortunately, due to age, Bob didn't have the energy to keep up with Chris, plus Chris was too enamored with vidya and TV to even care. If Cole was closer to Chris, maybe, but look at Cole...
 
Some day just before Barb croaks, Chris is going to reach out to Cole one last time and send him an e-mail. A week later the front door will be chainsawed and kicked open. Then the next thing Chris hears will be "IT"S THE COLE-TRAIN, BABY! WOO, WOO!"
 
What if Chris had some kind freak brain injury, the kind of brain injury that is legendary like Charles Whitman, and still taught in psychology 101 classes 50 years after it happened as an anecdotal but amazing story such as he's hit by a car, in a coma and suddenly wakes up without autism and suddenly has this amazing grasp on reality and social concepts, he starts dressing like well fashioned 30 something, his hygiene and empathy towards others suddenly appears, he can hold a conversation, he finds a 6 figure job and crushes the interview he buys 2015 mustang GT or some pussy magnet car, he drops 50 lbs Who would he be then?
 
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What if his whole shit was a lie, and he was trolling the internet for years pretending to be a downie?
 
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What if his whole shit was a lie, and he was trolling the internet for years pretending to be a downie?
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If it were not for the dated news pieces like the Xmas name change in local news, a printed story and the famous video of the sonic sweepstakes airing on the local broadcast network news, I honestly would be calling bullshit on the entire possibility of a "Chris Chan" existing. If it were not for that dated evidence almost impoisssible to fake I would be doubting someone with all his characteristics: his criminal record, naivety, gullibility and narcissism/egotistical self worth, could possibly exist. I would think it's something beyond "trolling" like an elaborate psychological experiment to see how much someone will put up with till someone stops taking his or her meds and murders Chris, like a "lighting rod" for budding serial killers, I'm throwing wild conspiracy theories out here but, I think people get the level of disbelief I would have in Chris if not for the news media from 20+ years ago, I think it wold be the most elaborate ruse in "the age of the internet" ever made. I still often wonder how he hasn't killed himself from diet and lack of exercise alone.
 
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What if his whole shit was a lie, and he was trolling the internet for years pretending to be a downie?
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“Woah, so Chris was only pretending to be retarded when he sliced open his own taint, burnt his house down, made his father die of a heart attack, got banned from 15+ stores, got arrested multiple times, was sued by five banks for outstanding debt, and performed degenerate sexual acts on camera for a 13 year old boy? Wow, he sure trolled us! Epic win LOL xD”
 
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Tikbalang said:
What if Barb is a shareholder of Amazon?
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She would have sold it by now to buy more Hoard, or she would have completely forgotten about it and it would be seized by creditors upon her death.

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What if Chris got actual extended jail time for his last Snyder incident? Would he have requested to be put in a female detention facility with the authorities knowing that he is a horny lesbian soul in a male body? Would he eventually eat jail food or have to be force fed after he dropped 60lbs and his loose skin dangled from his frame?
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That was early tomgirl, so he didn't consider himself a woman at the time. He would have eaten eventually, as Chris has a very low tolerance for discomfort.

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What if Chris's parents stepped in when the trolling started?

A lot has been said about who deserves the blame for chris's life. Chris, his parents, the trolls. For me the biggest threshold was crossed when the trolling started and bob/barb didn't get involved to rectify the situation.

Imagine for a moment you're the parent of an autistic child. You've done your best to shelter them from the outside world, while still keeping them as mainstreamed as possible. You've tried to give them as normal life as possible. They've struggled with education, social interactions and acclimating to society in general. They find a niche for themselves online. Making friends and even finding romantic interests. Then one day you get a postcard addressed to you in the mail. On the postcard is a still capture taken from a video of your autistic son naked, having sexual intercourse with an inflatable sex doll. This is the event the transpired March 2009 in the chandler household.

How the fuck was that not the end of things? How the fuck did bob or barb not step in and say "you know what, no more internet". Your autistic son is being manipulated by strangers online to expose sexually explicit photos and videos of himself and you let him go back online. More importantly your son, who is neither self sufficient nor in control of any of his own finances is allowed continued, unsupervised autonomy of his time online. Who's to say if chris's life is any better if his parents stepped in then. One thing that you can say is the trolling would've stopped.

Would chris have objected? Sure. Would he have done everything he could've to continue his presence online? Absolutely. Except chris has absolutely zero power in the situation. His doesn't work at this point and hes completely reliant on his parents. They could've turned the internet off and there wasn't a thing chris could've done about it. They could strip him of his electronic devices at their leisure. They held all the cards.

Instead they chose to not get involved and allow the trolling to continue. Weather it was from laziness or a lack of energy/enthusiasm bob and barb chandler were aware of their son's situation online and did nothing.
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Borb barely understood that the trolling was coming from the internet. They thought Lucas, Mimms, and Megan were behind everything.
 
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KiwiJoe said:
What if Chris and his family were black? I mean it's still the South after all.
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He'd bitch and moan about discrimination against blacks in addition to him being a high functioning autistic whenever something doesn't go exactly the way he wanted. He'd probably also hate white people for "taking all the attention away from TRUE AND HONEST black people" or something like that.
 
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