Containment What If?

Misaki Nakahara said:
She did, he's called Cole Smithey. He escaped 14BC as soon as possible and forged a new life as an aging liberal hipster douchebag in New York.
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No, according to the cwcki Cole was already 17 by the time Barb and Bob married, so comparing him to Chris in just innacurate.
 
Aru-chu said:
No, according to the cwcki Cole was already 17 by the time Barb and Bob married, so comparing him to Chris in just innacurate.
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The "what if" wasn't about Cole's similarity to Chris. It was simply "what if Barb had another child". I then pointed out that Barb does have another child. He's significantly older, but he does still meet the criteria that they both fell out of the same vagina.
 
What if Keurig added a specific "DON'T" in their user manuals in regards to Chris? And I'm not talking about a generic warning about crimping the cord or anything. Perhaps some kind of diagram of a Keurig cord run over a door and the coffee maker itself in a disgusting bathroom full of flammable dirty clothes and mildew.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
What if Keurig added a specific "DON'T" in their user manuals in regards to Chris? And I'm not talking about a generic warning about crimping the cord or anything. Perhaps some kind of diagram of a Keurig cord run over a door and the coffee maker itself in a disgusting bathroom full of flammable dirty clothes and mildew.
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Like a regular IKEA manual?
 
What if Chris mellowed out instead of doubling down in the 2010’s?
 
What if Chris got actual extended jail time for his last Snyder incident? Would he have requested to be put in a female detention facility with the authorities knowing that he is a horny lesbian soul in a male body? Would he eventually eat jail food or have to be force fed after he dropped 60lbs and his loose skin dangled from his frame?
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
What if Chris got actual extended jail time for his last Snyder incident? Would he have requested to be put in a female detention facility with the authorities knowing that he is a horny lesbian soul in a male body? Would he eventually eat jail food or have to be force fed after he dropped 60lbs and his loose skin dangled from his frame?
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He would have eaten jail food and realized it was okay and then he would have fucking gorged himself and put on 50 pounds and left like current Chris. And he would have learned nothing.
 
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AnOminous said:
He would have eaten jail food and realized it was okay and then he would have fucking gorged himself and put on 50 pounds and left like current Chris. And he would have learned nothing.
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They don't have a Sheriff Arapaio with his green bologna sandwiches in Virginia, do they?
 
What if Chris's parents stepped in when the trolling started?

A lot has been said about who deserves the blame for chris's life. Chris, his parents, the trolls. For me the biggest threshold was crossed when the trolling started and bob/barb didn't get involved to rectify the situation.

Imagine for a moment you're the parent of an autistic child. You've done your best to shelter them from the outside world, while still keeping them as mainstreamed as possible. You've tried to give them as normal life as possible. They've struggled with education, social interactions and acclimating to society in general. They find a niche for themselves online. Making friends and even finding romantic interests. Then one day you get a postcard addressed to you in the mail. On the postcard is a still capture taken from a video of your autistic son naked, having sexual intercourse with an inflatable sex doll. This is the event the transpired March 2009 in the chandler household.

How the fuck was that not the end of things? How the fuck did bob or barb not step in and say "you know what, no more internet". Your autistic son is being manipulated by strangers online to expose sexually explicit photos and videos of himself and you let him go back online. More importantly your son, who is neither self sufficient nor in control of any of his own finances is allowed continued, unsupervised autonomy of his time online. Who's to say if chris's life is any better if his parents stepped in then. One thing that you can say is the trolling would've stopped.

Would chris have objected? Sure. Would he have done everything he could've to continue his presence online? Absolutely. Except chris has absolutely zero power in the situation. His doesn't work at this point and hes completely reliant on his parents. They could've turned the internet off and there wasn't a thing chris could've done about it. They could strip him of his electronic devices at their leisure. They held all the cards.

Instead they chose to not get involved and allow the trolling to continue. Weather it was from laziness or a lack of energy/enthusiasm bob and barb chandler were aware of their son's situation online and did nothing.
 
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Nickhayes1988 said:
What if Chris's parents stepped in when the trolling started?

A lot has been said about who deserves the blame for chris's life. Chris, his parents, the trolls. For me the biggest threshold was crossed when the trolling started and bob/barb didn't get involved to rectify the situation.

Imagine for a moment you're the parent of an autistic child. You've done your best to shelter them from the outside world, while still keeping them as mainstreamed as possible. You've tried to give them as normal life as possible. They've struggled with education, social interactions and acclimating to society in general. They find a niche for themselves online. Making friends and even finding romantic interests. Then one day you get a postcard addressed to you in the mail. On the postcard is a still capture taken from a video of your autistic son naked, having sexual intercourse with an inflatable sex doll. This is the event the transpired March 2009 in the chandler household.

How the fuck was that not the end of things? How the fuck did bob or barb not step in and say "you know what, no more internet". Your autistic son is being manipulated by strangers online to expose sexually explicit photos and videos of himself and you let him go back online. More importantly your son, who is neither self sufficient nor in control of any of his own finances is allowed continued, unsupervised autonomy of his time online. Who's to say if chris's life is any better if his parents stepped in then. One thing that you can say is the trolling would've stopped.

Would chris have objected? Sure. Would he have done everything he could've to continue his presence online? Absolutely. Except chris has absolutely zero power in the situation. His doesn't work at this point and hes completely reliant on his parents. They could've turned the internet off and there wasn't a thing chris could've done about it. They could strip him of his electronic devices at their leisure. They held all the cards.

Instead they chose to not get involved and allow the trolling to continue. Weather it was from laziness or a lack of energy/enthusiasm bob and barb chandler were aware of their son's situation online and did nothing.
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I have been on other forums dedicated to other lolcows. I have found that those in immediate charge of them tend not to give a shit as it requires too much effort. Even probation officers seem to be slacking in their duties.
 
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