Only if he could refer to Allah as CPU Whiteheart of the Colecovision or something.
Wondered this myself, many times. It's an interesting question because it would reshape the last 10 years of his life. I'm not convinced that the tomgirl saga was not planted by an idea guy from 2010, because the troll tomgirl forum was set up after the revelation to Jackie. So, along the line of thought that the tomgirl saga was planted by an idea guy, I think he would have been pointed in another equally goofy direction. What the direction might be is anyone's guess.
Chris would be more upset about her dying since that means the one person who enables him would be gone, and Bob would want Chris to help out more since his health isn’t so great. Chris would complain, Bob wouldn’t allow him to do Tomgirl shit, and eventually he’d succumb to heart disease as well, which would hopefully leave Chris with the tens of thousands of dollars Barb wasted hiring Bell. But Chris would probably burn through it as well; toys, vidya, conventions, etc. Basically the same problems now but in a different sequence.
What if Chris channeled Nurgle and turned this coronavirus thing into a new superplague?
Not too far off. Chris is pretty much Nurgle kin as it is.
That is far superior than the current autistic self. Either he will turn out to be a weeboo (yes) in hiding or rpg fanatic online.
I'm sorry but Chris smashing anyone that could be described as cute is so ridiculous my actor thing is more likely. That said, I guess it would be a motivator for him?
He would probably get locked up for macing women.
I mean, he might be the only virgin Slaaneshi spawn in history. Certainly makes sense with how weird he is about sex (read: cakefarts)
