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What is Chris had *significantly* lower standards during the time of the original love quest? (darkies ok, fellow slow in the mind individuals ok, etc.)
 
1) What if Chris' debt deadline had caught up and the collectors came to seize all his goods to cover the debt if he refuses to pay any?

2) What if Chris is evicted from his own house?
 
UnKillFill said:
What if his standards were even lower than the Wallflower?
(I've read the info on her. Sad as it is, she was still well out of Chris's league.)
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I lack the imagination to envision someone worse than Ian Brandon Anderson. Not even the prostitute that he went to wanted anything to do with him after seeing him twice. He can't sexually satisfy anyone with a bent dick and his tugboat can only support himself, so I'm struggling to find a reason why anyone would want companionship with him.

Edit: There's one person, actually. Barbara Chandler.
 
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Cassidy said:
I lack the imagination to envision someone worse than Ian Brandon Anderson. Not even the prostitute that he went to wanted anything to do with him after seeing him twice. He can't sexually satisfy anyone with a bent dick and his tugboat can only support himself, so I'm struggling to find a reason why anyone would want companionship with him.
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Female versions of Chris *do* actually exist (And I don't count Chris today in that number), I'm honestly not even all that sure how common they are, but to be fair, all throughout his lovequest Chris wasn't either. He was looking for a (whitey only) woman, with no "slow in the minds", while also being a "slow in the mind" himself. If he had wider expectations, he might have found someone. Maybe. lol
 
UnKillFill said:
Female versions of Chris *do* actually exist (And I don't count Chris today in that number), I'm honestly not even all that sure how common they are, but to be fair, all throughout his lovequest Chris wasn't either. He was looking for a (whitey only) woman, with no "slow in the minds", while also being a "slow in the mind" himself. If he had wider expectations, he might have found someone. Maybe. lol
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Not even a downy is going to accept an entitled fucktard who expects to be fully supported while he plays with his stupid toys.
It's 2020, bitch. Provide or perish, and I don't care what you got downstairs, it applies across the board.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Not even a downy is going to accept an entitled fucktard who expects to be fully supported while he plays with his stupid toys.
It's 2020, bitch. Provide or perish, and I don't care what you got downstairs, it applies across the board.
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I’ve seen a few videos on YT of this couple where the gent is highly autistic and the lady has Downs. They got married last year I believe. But this guy has several things going for him. He has a job and is a really hard worker. He also gets to eat hamboogers and pasketti carefully prepared by his bride and plenty of China. Chris would consider this couple “slow in the minds” but they enjoy every success that Chris has failed at.
 
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What if Chris' merge goes horribly wrong because Chris being Chris and the only thing that comes through the merge is every sewer level from every video game that ever had a sewer level?

What if Chris screwed up and brought the world to the video game Doom?

What if Chris screwed up and Laharl from Disgaea was brought into the world and ruled over everything?

What if he screwed up and every boyfriend-free girl turned into pokemon in heat?

What if he screwed up and nothing came into this world, and he instead got sent into a world where the inhabitants demanded he work for a living?
 
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Wraith said:
What if he screwed up and nothing came into this world, and he instead got sent into a world where the inhabitants demanded he work for a living?
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Pretty sure it would look something like this:
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What if Bob decided to cut ties with Barb after Chris graduated and the two either never moved back to Ruckersville or Bob was able to divorce Barb and keep custody of Chris?

Chris was already kind of fucked over due to mainstreaming, but it's possible he could've fared a little better without Barb's influence. Bob was incompetent but he did try to keep Chris in check as best he could, and I wouldn't be surprised if Barb undid a lot of Bob's efforts along the way.

He did try to put a stop to the hoard and clean the house until Barb threw a temper tantrum and threatened suicide. We also knew the two slept in separate rooms for years before Chris was discovered and that continued right up until Bob died.

Personally, I think Chris would've still been somewhat of a fuckup but he may have not been the complete and total trainwreck he is now, and likely would not have gotten discovered online.
 
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What id Chris in imagination land remade the World Trade Center but bigger and better so that he can replace the junk we got. Also put a giant Christian cross or fish or something there to piss of the (((those people))) who had a hand in it.
Or hell, make a Chandler Towel of Babel, since he worships himself anyhow. He could put it in Portland or some place nasty and take over there.
 
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Ok, probably been here at some point, but what if Chris was a Stand user? Assuming his sheer ammount of autism and tard rage could help him get a stand with powerful ability, what could it be and how he would use it?
 
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Sir Joahim Browinson III said:
Ok, probably been here at some point, but what if Chris was a Stand user? Assuming his sheer ammount of autism and tard rage could help him get a stand with powerful ability, what could it be and how he would use it?
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I think his stando power was always Sonichu. Or maybe it could be Chris Chan Sonichu. Since Stands tend to fit a character, I would say Rosechu because she has zero personality and just buy things, like Chris. That would be her ability.
 
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