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I can just imagine all the frightened neighbors and kids looking in horror as they see Chris screwing around in his hoard filled yard talking to his imaginary friends.
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God bless Chris' neighbors for putting up with that manchild, and all the times Chris and Barb "rescued" their pets, and the ever present pile of trash in front of their house
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What If Chris was genuinely Handsome? Like not just in face but body, wasn’t overweight and had a great well toned body? Like not Brad Pitt levels obviously, but still reasonably good looking and had good hygiene, yet still had Autism and all his infamously unpleasant personality traits and behaviours? Would he have been been more successful in life? And especially on his Sweetheart Search? 
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It's happened before; he literally made out with one of his sex dolls in broad daylight in his front yard. Imagine being that neighbor whose house is facing 14 BLC and having to watch that and any other of Chris' antics.
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Since Chris is infertile, wearing a medallion, and believes he can do magic, what if there's a witcher school of the sonichu?
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Then he would have short term hookups, which would not take place at 14 BC. No one would stay for a relationship.What If Chris was genuinely Handsome? Like not just in face but body, wasn’t overweight and had a great well toned body? Like not Brad Pitt levels obviously, but still reasonably good looking and had good hygiene, yet still had Autism and all his infamously unpleasant personality traits and behaviours? Would he have been been more successful in life? And especially on his Sweetheart Search?
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The plastic surgery will melt and Chris would still be fat and ugly.What If Chris was genuinely Handsome? Like not just in face but body, wasn’t overweight and had a great well toned body? Like not Brad Pitt levels obviously, but still reasonably good looking and had good hygiene, yet still had Autism and all his infamously unpleasant personality traits and behaviours? Would he have been been more successful in life? And especially on his Sweetheart Search?
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What If Chris was genuinely Handsome? Like not just in face but body, wasn’t overweight and had a great well toned body? Like not Brad Pitt levels obviously, but still reasonably good looking and had good hygiene, yet still had Autism and all his infamously unpleasant personality traits and behaviours? Would he have been been more successful in life? And especially on his Sweetheart Search?
He'd become like Cal on Undergrads. Because he would be far less frustrated in his desires, his personality would mellow quite a bit I would guess. He'd have his cadre of 'pretty ladies' who were all as dumb as he is, he'd get laid all the time, and would be way more acceptable to be around. Even when he was being a Chris-Chan, the Cal example again: women chew him out for being a dick, and end it with 'call me!'
It's sad but true that the beautiful people of either gender get away with a fuck of a lot more then the average looking or ugly.
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What if instead of trying to get into DnD and making a horribly overpowered character, Chris decided to instead get into Magic the Gathering? (did he even play MTG back when he was still allowed at the Game Place?)
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What if Chris and Lindsay M Amer (AKA Queer Kid Stuff) were to meet, what would happen?
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Then either Lindsay would turn its show swiftly Alt-Right out of sheer disgust with CWC, or the meeting would result in LindsayAmerchu 'story arc' in the comic derailing into an anti-Pony Life fanfic.
Or, just "Lindsaaay~"
What if Mike Pence is secretly Bob Chandler in disguise, years after a falsified death?
Or, just "Lindsaaay~"
What if Mike Pence is secretly Bob Chandler in disguise, years after a falsified death?
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a 2 hours podcast of boring tedious nonsense
"I actually call it the SLGBTQ, Among which..."
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What if Chris tried to become a drag queen? (Other than he'd be too lazy to put any real effort in it.)
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Nah Bob would be Trump in disguise, still trying to cut down that damn Internet 10 years later.
He'd "dance" (read awkwardly shuffle around on stage) to some Katy Perry song for a minute while wearing an outfit made of construction paper or some dress from Goodwill and then head off to sit-down and play vidya.
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They'd make a romantic drama feature-length film titled "A Star is Stillborn"
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fuck man thats a good question. Maybe Chris would try to fuck her?
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I think he might have been planning on it back when he first started going to Impulse. In that video where he's awkwardly trying to tip some drag queens, I vaguely recall the MC saying something like "we look forward to seeing you on stage Christine." (I haven't seen it in like 4-5 years though, and definitely don't recall him explicitly stating it.)
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What if chris' delusion about making fake things in media real is actually him through help of others, thinking
about various things in media that's in plain sight that normal people wouldn't pick up on. Not even really intelligent people would pick up on unless they stepped really far back and connected the dots, so to speak.
So some hidden threads in media coming to life might mean some people in real life put these concepts that are not easy to see as a way to explain to people what they are going to do to them. And chris is larping about it being him doing it with psychic powers or some dumb crap.
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I seem to remember a lot of threads about certain people doing bad things and having a compulsion to make their behavior in plain sight but with a code so they can lie to themselves and say they did what was right but still get away with it.
Just a dumb little thought. Just a duumb little thhought from back in the PVCC days when the guys kept harping on the idea that chris is damaged, but he's in on the joke, like that rolling and trolling video or some such. Just a dumb thought.
heh, "think"
So some hidden threads in media coming to life might mean some people in real life put these concepts that are not easy to see as a way to explain to people what they are going to do to them. And chris is larping about it being him doing it with psychic powers or some dumb crap.
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I seem to remember a lot of threads about certain people doing bad things and having a compulsion to make their behavior in plain sight but with a code so they can lie to themselves and say they did what was right but still get away with it.
Just a dumb little thought. Just a duumb little thhought from back in the PVCC days when the guys kept harping on the idea that chris is damaged, but he's in on the joke, like that rolling and trolling video or some such. Just a dumb thought.