shadhardblogger19
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Containment What If?
- Thread starter darkhorse816
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His happy place is literally a mall. I don't know how much further he can go, I'd say maybe he'd start a cult on brands themselves, like the Church of Coca-Cola, but he basically already has, just with cartoons, which are basically just meant to sell brands anyway. Sonic being central to his homemade religion is perfect for that, too, since he was literally engineered by a board of directors to sell games.
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What if Chris suddenly grew 50 feet and started shooting lasers from his eyes?
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What if Chris was a Uber Eats or GrubHub courier that actually was pretty good with his job?
shadhardblogger19
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What if Chris' adult chronicles from 2000 onwards was like the story of everyone he had ever met both IRL and virtually?
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What if Chris was still the same as he was years ago? Like still a true and honest straight male who was going for the love quest, but with the modern shit going on?
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Crying how god is blueballing him and only him by spreading Covid, thus making him unable to go loiter around town.
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what if chris's sliced taint was the origin point for covid
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What if Chris was really the world's greatest method actor and he's been larping as the CWC character for the past 14 years as part of the greatest prank that was ever pranked?
Back in the classic CWC days a lot of people were convinced that Chris was just some actor/comedian pretending to be retarded.
Back in the classic CWC days a lot of people were convinced that Chris was just some actor/comedian pretending to be retarded.
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What if Classic Chris, Modern Chris, and Child Chris got in a brawl against each other?
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I dunno, Modern Chris has the advantage of being even more fucking looney and unhinged.
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I would bet on Child Chris just for lulz; I'm sure Classic CWC would've had already mastered the art of Fail, just in time for him to get his ass handed to him by a literal kid. Maybe Child could even get featured in one of the Sub-Episodes as an antagonist that gets defeated, effortlessly as always. Perhaps even stomped by the entire Chaotic Combo less than three panels away from a gleeful message against 'impersonating CWC'.
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Nah, Modern Chris has what another decade of shitty living under his belt. I think Classic Chris would be faster.
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“And I just won!”
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Love this! Ideally in a Pokemon battle, so that Classic CWC can shout in rage at the 'dirty little niggo' of his younger self...
Governor Jeb Bush
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What if....
Chris woke up someday and his autism just ceased to be, he loses weight, gets a $100,000 a year job, gets jacked, obtains a hot spouse and just lives the chad lifestyle until retirement?
Chris woke up someday and his autism just ceased to be, he loses weight, gets a $100,000 a year job, gets jacked, obtains a hot spouse and just lives the chad lifestyle until retirement?
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If his autism ever ceased to be the only thing that would happen is he'd neck himself, just like any of us would if we woke up and realised we were Chris.