Containment What If?

thegooddoctor said:
What if some weens tried to do a heist to break Chris out of prison? I.e Kengle and sockness the mighty autist Duo!!
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God I have a mental image of them planning something really elaborate, involving helicopters and the finest crackhead mercenaries there respective tugboats can pull in only to execute their plan and Chris was released from Prison the day before, and the helicopter they got on the cheap was the Bicycle UFO from the Simpsons, that Kengle and Sockness have to peddle and only get a few feet of the ground but are exhausted by the effort.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
What you were somehow forced to have Chris live in your house for a week? And room, and one day he went to a Mexican buffet? How would u survive?
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I don't think Chris eats Mexican food much. The few times he's mentioned getting it, it was like a special occasion getting exotic cuisine.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
What you were somehow forced to have Chris live in your house for a week? And room, and one day he went to a Mexican buffet? How would u survive?
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Pointless Sperg said:
I don't think Chris eats Mexican food much. The few times he's mentioned getting it, it was like a special occasion getting exotic cuisine.
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You know what I really want to know how Chris would handle Carolina Reaper, I think it might be the first time he'd have shit his pants and done something if he tried it.

You know in the simpsons when homer had that Chilli? Like that but with Sonichu... some one please make this happen and catch the results on film.
 
What if Chris was actually strong and Muscular and could carry out his threats? Would trolls mess with him as much?
 
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what if Barb died when chris was very young?
like 3 years old
Would chris turn out much better under Bobs sole guidance? i think his relationship with his other children could have improved since Barb seems to be implied to be the reason for their soured relationship. Cole likely would have had no contact at all with his half brother since he'd have no other connection. also the life insurance could be useful
also the house wouldnt be hoarded like a pack of hibernators.
 
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Michael Janke said:
what if Barb died when chris was very young?
like 3 years old
Would chris turn out much better under Bobs sole guidance? i think his relationship with his other children could have improved since Barb seems to be implied to be the reason for their soured relationship. Cole likely would have had no contact at all with his half brother since he'd have no other connection. also the life insurance could be useful
also the house wouldnt be hoarded like a pack of hibernators.
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Chris would still be an autistic fuck, but a way less entitled one. Without Barb's objections, Bob would probably have physically disciplined Chris because he was old school like that. Chris would still not have received the mental health care he needed, but would have been way more cowed. He might actually respect authority and be able to hold down his job at Wendy's. He'd still be an angry incel. He wouldn't troon out and would still rage against blacks and gays.

He might not be on the internet because Bob could have successfully lumberjacked it.

Chris would still die angry and alone. He might potentially go to prison for running over a black guy instead of Michael Snyder.

Disastrously Dumb said:
What if Chris gets another continuance
and have to spend his birthday in Jail?
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I give 50/50 odds of the next hearing being the big plea deal, or another continuance. 70/30 it ends after that, 90/10 the third. I can't see them going past that. His birthday will be like any other day, just the same as Christmas. He will continue to write insane letters. He's too invested into his coping fantasy world to despair.
 
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