Containment What If?

Xarpho said:
He spent a few nights in jail for the GameStop incident. Didn't change him.
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It wasn’t enough time. Plus the Snyder incident was earlier. All the bullshit was probably baked in by then, but it could have taught Chris to shut up a little more and be less aggressive.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe this was asked already but fuck you if you think Im reading over a thousand pages to check

What if the zombie apocalypse started during the classic chris phase? Would it go differently if it was during the tomgirl phase?
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Chris would shit himself as the zombies ate him and if theres an afterlife he would lie and insist that the all the shit in his briefs was there solely due to the zombie attack. He would leave out the fact he shit three other times that day. Arguably Tomgirl Chris would resist too but the estrogen pills he was taking would make him weaker so he would resist a few seconds less than Classic Chris would have been able to but the end result would be the same with Chris stress shitting himself for the fourth time that day.

King Fructose said:
What if Chris believe it was butter?
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As stated in a twitter post Chris sent to Britney Spears in 2018 Chris does not like butter at all so his inexperience and disinterest in the concept of butter would make it likely he confuses a vegetable oil spread for regular butter. Likely Chris would shit himself and then lie and blame it on the shock of finding out it wasn't actually butter.

Plesioth said:
What if when Chris started to be a tomgirl and was pleading Cole to come take care of Bard if Cole actually came and took care of Barb ? Could this Jail Saga be prevented ? Would Chris have done this to another woman ?
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There is no way Cole could have taken care of Barb outside of putting his own life on indefinite hiatus and moving into a feces, urine, mold and semen infested hoarder hell full of kidnapped animals that want to bite his face off and therefore it would not have happened.

With that being said, if we ignore reality a reconciliation between Cole and Barb would eventually make Chris jealous. Chris doesn't give a shit about Cole and Barb's relationship. The only type of support he actually wanted from Cole was as an enabler giving him blind financial support who would pay off all of his debt and give him an extra tugboat to piss and burn on toys. Eventually Chris would just see Cole in the same category as a Kengle or Waterman who he doesn't actually want communication with but will tell them that they should still give him money.

Chris has always had incestual desires and on top of that he has a weird attachment to his mother that started in his childhood so likely he would see Barb getting along with Cole and relying on him more and start to be jealous that someone is competing for Barb's affection. This would likely lead to Chris being more possessive of Barb and force himself on her in an attempt to make it clear who "loves her more."
 
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Real unlikely but since OPL believes in "Da Merge"/ Was raised by TV/He confirmed that Barb's a slut: What if she was a prostitute at some point and her John was either Maury Povich, or Jerry Springer? (Both men are Jewish btw)
 
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What if there is a JustinRPG and Chris Chan crossover irl?

thegooddoctor said:
What if Chris overloads on Chilli one day in the prison cafeteria and rips one that knocks the whole room out, including the staff. Could he escape whilst they were all unconscious?
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No, he would epically shit himself and roll around in it, helpless, scared, alone, terrified
 
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Whipsonspoony said:
What if there is a JustinRPG and Chris Chan crossover irl?
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Remember the old 1970s sitcom "Odd Fellows", like that but add more Pokemon fetishism and JustinRPG cutting Chris off/blocking Blueheart's FB over if Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are legitimate; and JustinRPG making the Dean's List.
The good optimistic ending, they form a new band with the same sound productions.
 
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What if Chris Chan became a lawyer?
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