Containment What If?

What if Chris was abandoned at birth and left in normal family, read: not Chandlers. Chris latent insanity was enabled by his parents. Normal family who knew how to raise autistic children would've led Chris to right path, employment and told firm no when needed and Keep him medicated and STRICTLY in special ed class
 
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Glowie said:
What if Chris was abandoned at birth and left in normal family, read: not Chandlers. Chris latent insanity was enabled by his parents. Normal family who knew how to raise autistic children would've led Chris to right path, employment and told firm no when needed and Keep him medicated and STRICTLY in special ed class
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Thing is, with proper rearing and parenting he probably wouldn't have needed a special ed class. Hes difficult and stubborn but not completely disabled. He would require an IEP and likely a handler but the majority of his social problems and behaviors were enabled (as you said) by Bob and Barb to make him a proper lolcow.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe this was asked already but fuck you if you think Im reading over a thousand pages to check

What if the zombie apocalypse started during the classic chris phase? Would it go differently if it was during the tomgirl phase?
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Depends what kind of zombies they are. If they're the "eat your flesh" kind then Chris would be a waddling buffet on stick legs to them. If they're the kind that only eat brains then Chris would be safe because his brain is worthless.
 
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Glowie said:
Thrown to adoption center. Barbara is a selfish cunt.
Besides disability aids and wheelchairs are expensive as well.
Chandlers were broke
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Gimme that rainbow if you must, but I don't think Bob would allow it.

Frozen in time said:
what if doug walker covered so need a cute girl
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Same thing as the original, but with 4th wall breaking jokes that only Doug thinks it's funny.
E.g
"Hey, look at me. I'm dubbing a song with its vocals on."
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe this was asked already but fuck you if you think Im reading over a thousand pages to check

What if the zombie apocalypse started during the classic chris phase? Would it go differently if it was during the tomgirl phase?
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He would upload rants at the "damn ZOMBIE TROLLS" stopping him from finding a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart and that Clyde Cash somehow caused the apocalypse.
Even if the stench of :briefs: kept the zombies away, Chris would be too lazy to go out and get food, and starve to death.
 
Strange Wilderness said:
He would be forced to commit sepekku for dishonoring the family when he got thrown out of sword school for shooting a curse-ye-ha-me-ha at his sensei over standing around the grounds with an attraction sign.
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It depends on the status of his family. If they were privileged enough, Chris might have gotten away with having his desires met as long as he didn't challenge higher authority.

Remember Chris' single biggest problem is not having a girlfriend. Almost all of the incredibly stupid things he's done is because of that. Blarms and card games is the only other thing that's gotten him in trouble but I don't think he would have cared so much if he had a girlfriend that distracted him from his autistic Sonic and Pokemon shit.

Retards with arranged marriages are much happier, better adjusted retards.
 
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What if Chris wasnt arrested upon macing a gamestop employee? He fucking fucking fled the mall and left Barb behind.

Surely, when the heat died down a few hours later and Chris realised he isnt behind bars yet, he knows he has to get Barb back at the mall.
What would his plan be without getting spotted and possibly caught by security? We know Chris would think something stupid but somehow overly complicated (kind of like he legit thought Clyde was there to kill him so he hid and used a fucking plush with sunglasses on the bed to trick him...Chris legit thought the world ran on toon logic).

Maybe the punchline would be that Barb just took a cab back home when he goes through all that work only to realise she had left already.
 
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I've been binge watching the Comprehensive Chris Doc in the background while I do shit and I keep thinking...

What if when Chris started to be a tomgirl and was pleading Cole to come take care of Bard if Cole actually came and took care of Barb ? Could this Jail Saga be prevented ? Would Chris have done this to another woman ?

(:_(
 
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What if- by way of an unlucky Buddy Hollyesque plane crash and a discovery of dynastic paperwork in the hoard- Chris became heir apparent to Queen Elizabeth II and the Mountbatten-Windsors gave way to the House of Weston?

Would Barb develop an appetite for gin?
Would Chris go by King or Queen? Or attempt to claim an Imperial title.
Could Chris ever top Prince Andrew's level of sexual degeneracy?
 
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Plesioth said:
What if when Chris started to be a tomgirl and was pleading Cole to come take care of Bard if Cole actually came and took care of Barb ? Could this Jail Saga be prevented ? Would Chris have done this to another woman ?

(:_(
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Barb would have played her manipulative games until Cole got angry, Chris takes her side and puts Cole on the cover of A-Hole Monthly. Cole gets the fuck out of there and Chris, triumphantly, gets the girl.
 
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