Containment What If?

For starters I'd tell him to go to a mental health professional, find a job coach and start going to the gym.

If I was feeling bold I'd tell Chris that he should have his own place and to stand up to :snorlax: because she needs him more than he needs her.

If I was feeling evil I'd tell him to go full :tomgirl: and go to a gay bar.
 
Tell the truth. But all I'd ask him is, like, 'what's your whole deal?' and I don't know if even hypnotically-induced compulsory truth telling can get someone to answer that properly.
 
So I'm reading this book, The Founding Brothers for my summer reading curriculum. Though America's founding fathers were brilliant revolutionaries centuries ahead of their time, they were not perfectly logical, fundamentally incorruptible saints of virtue and reason, as they are idolized by the Teabaggers. There's this chapter about our second president and his arrogant tendency to flat-out deny facts uncomfortable to him, turning to his wife for coddling and asspats when both sides disapproved of his actions. A lot of times during his presidency, confirmation and familial bias took primacy over reason.

Sound familiar?

It must not be overlooked that Abigail Adams was herself centuries ahead of her time in the role she played in covertly shaping executive policy as a woman. Somehow, her coddling just worked, it kept her husband going and the nascent America unexpectedly stable.

So, my question is, what if Barb found herself in Abigail's shoes? Not neccesarily during the founding of America, but as the trusted mother/wife of an exceptional individual holding high office. Like, what if everybody in America suddenly became retarded ala idiocracy and Chris was suddenly the champion of humanity to be elected president? Alternatively on a smaller scale, what if Chris and Barb got sucked in a portal to CWCville where Chris is mayor for life with no elections?

Doesn't have to be Chris, BTW. I guess what I'm asking is, what if Barb was the first lady?
 
I love the whole Founders period of the US, don't get me wrong. I think I just have an aversion to "What Ifs" in regards to Chris. No offense to you specifically. I appreciate the thought that actually went into this one.
 
I can't help but to upload this photo because my friend was wearing this shirt. I just had to do this! Wonder how Chris reacts to people with such shirts? Me thinks that Chris assumes that they're trolls. If he saw my friend, he would assume that he's a troll and knows everything about him. Your thoughts? 20130717_175503.jpg
 
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lol that shirt!

I don't know, I think it's only the pickle suit that bothers him and makes him think you're a troll.

But then again, he does hate pickles on his hamburguer for the very same reasons...hmmm maybe seeing the pickle shirt will awaken latent homosexual images of DICKS in him.
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
lol that shirt!

I don't know, I think it's only the pickle suit that bothers him and makes him think you're a troll.

But then again, he does hate pickles on his hamburguer for the very same reasons...hmmm maybe seeing the pickle shirt will awaken latent homosexual images of DICKS in him.
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If you pay attention to the words on that shirt, they seem to imply innuendos. "Bigger and Juicier" and "Home of the fat one!" would draw his attention.
 
I would probably spend thousands of dollars on Disinfectant. Once his stuff is disinfected I would decide what goes to good will, what goes to me, and what goes to the CWCki for archiving.

Bigger and juicier would awaken some questionable images in him.
 
If get all even BC14 I would create the "CWC museum of fail"

It would be a lot of work though, the propierty would be clean up so people could get in whit no risk of biohazards. Most of Barbs hoard goes to charity or garbage, but I will take pictures of it so people could know how it was.

I would display all the relics of fail and the chandlers pictures and allow costumers to play the games chris never did.
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
I can't help but to upload this photo because my friend was wearing this shirt. I just had to do this! Wonder how Chris reacts to people with such shirts? Me thinks that Chris assumes that they're trolls. If he saw my friend, he would assume that he's a troll and knows everything about him. Your thoughts?
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His reaction would probably be similar to that of a Jewish person seeing someone in a Nazi uniform. He would be convinced that it is a troll.
 
Sakamoto said:
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
I can't help but to upload this photo because my friend was wearing this shirt. I just had to do this! Wonder how Chris reacts to people with such shirts? Me thinks that Chris assumes that they're trolls. If he saw my friend, he would assume that he's a troll and knows everything about him. Your thoughts?
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His reaction would probably be similar to that of a Jewish person seeing someone in a Nazi uniform. He would be convinced that it is a troll.
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Careful. Godwin's Law.
 
We could probably make a game out of inserting the Chandlers into history.

What if Chris was Julius Caesar?
What if Chris was Genghis Khan?
What if Barb was Queen Elizabeth?
What if Chris was Napoleon?
What if Barb was Catherine the Great?
What if Chris was Catherine the Great?
What if Chris was Hitler?
 
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