Containment What If?

What if Classic Chris was on a Reality Show? I imagined two scenarios: Big Brother and something like Flavor of Love, but with Chris instead of Flavor Flav. I wonder why nobody called him to one of those third-rate shows.
 
Because he’s clearly autistic and it would look like bullying if not outright abuse.
What if we got that rumored lost episode of Smiling Friends that he was supposed to have Chris as a cameo? Sometimes I still look back on that and think what could've been if he hadn't raped his mother.
 
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What if we got that rumored lost episode of Smiling Friends that he was supposed to have Chris as a cameo?
The episode aired with someone else doing the voice, iirc.

A short voice cameo in an odd cartoon isn’t the same as putting him in a modern freak show. You’re not supposed to point and laugh or gaze in horror at voice cameos.
 
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Because he’s clearly autistic and it would look like bullying if not outright abuse.
He likes the abuse, it gives him validation as a victim and gets him attention. Mind you, most of his enablers are playing along with him and praising him are outright lying or doing it ironically for the laughs, which in of itself will be abuse. Giving Chris money for being a pathetic retard is abuse. The tugboat is abuse because it gave him an excuse to do nothing to provide for himself, he can, but he just doesn't feel like because being tranny jesus is his job now and he's become a spoiled entitled brat. Interacting with Chris in any possible way other than ringing up his purchase and handing him his happy meal will be some kind of abuse. There is no reason for any person at any time to ever have to deal with Chris unless its somehow related to their job and they have no choice in the matter.
 
He likes the abuse, it gives him validation as a victim and gets him attention.
Even so, I explained why reputable companies won’t make shows or movies about Chris. There is an ugliness which doesn’t translate.

The tugboat is abuse because it gave him an excuse to do nothing to provide for himself, he can
Can he? I sometimes mention the makework jobs for tards, but it’s not like those are readily available or easy to get. Chris is a terrible person to be around, would need to be constantly minded, and just isn’t worth the cost of employment. If anyone actually needs government assistance for survival, it’s probably Chris. He wouldn’t magically have been able to earn a living back when he first got the tugboat, and he certainly can’t now.

But all the greatest reality shows involve autists and schizos being bullied live on television.
We’re not in Japan.
 
The other day I was thinking what if Chris never fucked his mom and null's plan worked. I think Chris would still have spending issues and go back to e begging. He gets lazy and abandons projects.

I mean even with all the free time in jail he could of done so much work or made a comic.

Even so, I explained why reputable companies won’t make shows or movies about Chris. There is an ugliness which doesn’t translate.
Agreed.
Just because someone is autistic does not mean they can't be a bad person. Chris uses the autism card for everything. And the trans card too when he maced the GameSpot employee. The man in the pickle suit (I think) once said his purpose is show the world how Chris is a bad person.

Look at abl and Kacey calls, he always chooses his selfish ways first.
 
What if Classic Chris was on a Reality Show? I imagined two scenarios: Big Brother and something like Flavor of Love, but with Chris instead of Flavor Flav. I wonder why nobody called him to one of those third-rate shows.
Chris in a big brother reality show situation would probably make him go all kinds of crazy when the rest of the cast started messing with him trying to win. Not to mention if he got voted off of any such series he'd probably throw a shit fit. Perhaps literally

Though invoking the name of sonichu and the goddess on national tv would make for quite the event i'm sure

That said a hilarious what if scenario would be if stephen king decided to re-release his christine novel but changed the cover so that the car would have chris behind the wheel, complete with his crazy eyed stare and sonichu medallion, with the background being some deep dark woods of cwcville

Truly a new name in horror
 
I apologize if this has been said before but what if Chris got his own cable show on TLC. I'm surprised they haven't tried to triumph the remarkable autistic. The midget family was autistic but their wee little arms and how they can't reach the cereal was their man focus. Chris's show would show his love quest failures and play sad music. I wonder what they would call it, though?
 
What if the truscum never compared me to CWC and I never ended up making a CWCki account under the same name as my RatWiki and then making a KF account continuing the trolling saga of my junior and senior years of high school I started on my conlang account?
 
What if the truscum never compared me to CWC and I never ended up making a CWCki account under the same name as my RatWiki and then making a KF account continuing the trolling saga of my junior and senior years of high school I started on my conlang account?
that'd be crazy
 
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