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What if Chris left the internet at 2011 when bob died and only to come back at fish tank with Sam Hyde, with him keeping the original Chris persona intact.
 
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I've had this thought for a while. Since Sega and Nintendo are both Japanese companies and Japan was nuked by the US who is home to Microsoft (cough cough Hex Box). What if- the rise of Japan into being a powerhouse for videogames was actually a ploy to turn Americans gay as revenge for the end of WWII?

What if the trolls conviced classic Chris this?
 
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What it bob raised Chris with military structure.
From the age of 3, he’s cleaning his own room, making his bed and folding his own clothes.
No TV or Video Games in the house.
Taught him to do basic jobs and be slightly less of a sperg.
As dumb as Chris is, he could still be a professional landscaper or pool cleaner or concrete power washer. Not Chris in his current condition, but this hypothetical bob didn’t have the tv raise Chris version of Chris.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I've had this thought for a while. Since Sega and Nintendo are both Japanese companies and Japan was nuked by the US who is home to Microsoft (cough cough Hex Box). What if- the rise of Japan into being a powerhouse for videogames was actually a ploy to turn Americans gay as revenge for the end of WWII?

What if the trolls conviced classic Chris this?
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Chris would at most make a few videos denouncing this slander and/or asking Sony/Nintendo to denounce the HOMOS in their fanbases (ala Axe body spray). It probably wouldn't go much further than that.
 
what if, in a crazy twist of fate, classic Chris met this beautiful, exotic, youtuber boyfriend free-girl?!
 

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Maybe in an alternate timeline where that lolcow was never born (which easily could've been as Borb were old), there could've been the Kooky Forums: a site dedicated to discussing lolcows. Kooky Forums later became Kiwi Farms, named after how a number of lolcows mispronounced "Kooky Forums". In other words there could still be KF then.
 
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JackoVerde said:
What it bob raised Chris with military structure.
From the age of 3, he’s cleaning his own room, making his bed and folding his own clothes.
No TV or Video Games in the house.
Taught him to do basic jobs and be slightly less of a sperg.
As dumb as Chris is, he could still be a professional landscaper or pool cleaner or concrete power washer. Not Chris in his current condition, but this hypothetical bob didn’t have the tv raise Chris version of Chris.
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He'd probably be a better functioning person, though his dark side would still be there.

A Wumpa Fruit said:
what if, in a crazy twist of fate, classic Chris met this beautiful, exotic, youtuber boyfriend free-girl?!
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He wouldn't be attracted to her. She's too young.
 
ElbowGrease6437 said:
What if Chris Chan gave nasal childbirth to 75 foot tall 10,000 lbs human ladybug hybrid children out of his Nostrils.
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Oh goodness, I guess being a ladybug automatically does make you a girl.

Have fun making the one Pixar movie that will never get a sequel.
 
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What if Chris (with or without Anna's encouragement) joined the FLDS cult to heal his virginity with rage?
 
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