Containment What If?

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What if Flutter isn't being Chris's girlfriend, but actually being Crystal?
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He always wanted to rip-off Chibiusa's arc from Sailor Moon
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What if major trolls such as Liquid, Clyde Cash, Bluespike and such never existed? How different would christory be?
 
Maybe it had been asked before but what if Chris woke up with Superman like powers? Would he be a tyrannical destructive monster or even then he would be a surprisingly passive idiot full of empty threats (Chris IS a natural coward and dumb as fuck)

ToroidalBoat said:
If "Chris Chan" was isekai'd back to pre-industrial England, he most likely would not get a warm reception there...

Because he's incestuous, he claimed to talk to "ally deities", and of course there's also him claiming he's Christ.
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Tell me ANYWHERE in the past that Chris would survive. He could not survive in a pre-tugboat era where all his needs are guaranteed by the state through tax dollars.

Some people say that Chris would become a jester for a King in the middle ages or the village idiot and I say to them "How is that any different than what he is here today?"

Its all about which time period would kill him first. Im stuck between Roman Empire and Nazi Germany.
Jack Noir said:
What if major trolls such as Liquid, Clyde Cash, Bluespike and such never existed? How different would christory be?
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Chris is Chris and as long Chris exists, Chris will never be free of his greatest troll, Chris.

Even if we left him alone, Chris, especially his Classic self, wouldnt be able to help himself but keep acting like a retard on public at best or legit putting himself and others at risk at worst like Snyder and Barb.

At most the trolls sped up the inevitable. Chris was doomed to become this way thanks to his parents.
Elaine Benes said:
What if Chris outlives GenoSamuel?
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The real question is who will die first

Chris Chan or DSP

These two autistic fucks seem borderline unkillable
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Edo Period Japan (the isolationist time) wasn't exactly welcoming to foreigners.

Can you imagine the likely reaction to a foreigner like "Chris Chan" going then?
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Here is the thing, in most of these time periods, Chris Chan would be born and then thrown into the garbage since being autistic back then clearly would made you a lost cause.
 
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What if Chris' parents had forced him to get a job back in the day instead of signing him up for the monthly tugboat?
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
What if Chris' parents had forced him to get a job back in the day instead of signing him up for the monthly tugboat?
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He would've lived in a cycle of looking for a job & getting fired a couple of months weeks later for (a) being a retard and (b) trolls fucking with his employers.
 
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BMO_ said:
He would've lived in a cycle of looking for a job & getting fired a couple of months weeks later for (a) being a retard and (b) trolls fucking with his employers.
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I'll be honest that sounds like it would have been really entertaining.

Watching Chris curse out his former bosses and turn them into villains in his comics is something I would pay to see.
 
Oh here is one I have always wondered about, what if Chris had been sent to jail for running over Micheal Snyder? Do you think he would have learned his lesson or would we get the Chris we have now over a decade early?
One thing I think is that it could have caused the Idea Guys saga to not happen since he may have been cut off from the internet before they contacted him.
 
Jack Noir said:
What if major trolls such as Liquid, Clyde Cash, Bluespike and such never existed? How different would christory be?
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Wouldn't he more or less just be some weirdo people watch and occasionally poke at?
Maybe he'd have more of a grasp on the world around him instead of his delusional ideas validated, assuming others didn't take the place of those trolls.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
If "Chris Chan" was isekai'd back to pre-industrial England, he most likely would not get a warm reception there...

Because he's incestuous, he claimed to talk to "ally deities", and of course there's also him claiming he's Christ.
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Wait what would happen if he was isekai’d into a standard anime of that genre how long would he last in it
 
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What if weens hacked the Twitter account of "Honor Roll" and changed that idiotic "special snowflake" name to "Antichrist Sonichu"?

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Do you think it would have changed anything if Chris' parents had canceled their internet service right around the time Chris first started raging against ED so he wouldn't of been able to upload videos to Youtube and stuff like that?

Personally I think that without the trolls to distract him we would have gotten to the insect saga a lot quicker.
 
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