Containment What If?

He would trade in the cure for a PS4, then bitch about there being no cure for Autism.
Chris isn't dumb, he doesn't want a cure, he knows where the :tugboat: comes from.
 
Pikonic said:
Chris isn't dumb, he doesn't want a cure, he knows where the :tugboat: comes from.
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But if he was cured, he could find a WHITE 18-30-year-old girl to be house-husband to, so it wouldn't matter.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
If anything, I think it would end up being destructive for Chris because he'd go back to high school and relentlessly hit on his gal pals that he considers to have been missed opportunities. He wouldn't use the opportunity to do meaningful things like avoid destroying his friendship with Megan, and he'd probably try to enact some form of bizarre "preemptive revenge" on her and Snyder.
To utilise the power properly, he'd have to acknowledge when and where he's made mistakes in his life, and we all know where Chris stands on that topic.

The only positive thing I could see him doing is avoiding the internet, or at least not being so gullible.
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Plus Chris has probably forgotten most of what little he learned in high school. After scaring away all his precious gal-pals by turning from the harmless kid into the creepy pervert, he would go all (:_( and his grades would suffer and even with MHS low standards he would no longer have Honor Roll to brag about.

Then as mentioned already, he'd be an ass to Megan and Snyder when he first meets them, getting himself banned from the PLACe even sooner. This could have the positive side effect of preventing or at least delaying his being discovered by da trolls. Maybe he'd save his parents the expense of paying his way through PVCC as I don't think he has fond memories of it and his degree has been worthless to him.

Maybe he'd try the tomgirl look and alcohol earlier in his life when he was less ugly, and end up getting butt-raped by some drunk frat kids.

Pikonic said:
Chris isn't dumb, he doesn't want a cure, he knows where the :tugboat: comes from.
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He is dumb. Very, very dumb. But he does know that much at least.

I'm sure Chris would rather loose the use of his legs than give up that tugboat and have to find a job, he certainly won't give it up to cure his autism. He probably thanks GodBear for being spared from earning a living.
 
And so Chris wakes up, after that weird dream that he could go back to be 16 years old.

"But remember - said the magical stranger - Its a ONE WAY ticket"

Chris jumps from his bed, but the stranger is gone, he was just part of the dream, right?
Chris realizes something is off, his room looks different, a lot of his things are gone. His PS3 his games many of his toys are missing. Why was he sleeping in his room? What happened to his mommy?

Chris runs down the stairs, screaming.
"Mom, Mom they did it the trolls finally took my games!! Call the police... NO! Call the FBI! The army the president, call our lawyer!!""

Chris gets to the living room and gets frozen on his feet at a scene he haven't seen in years.

"What the hell is up with you boy, what nonsense you talking about!"

Bob Chandler the internet lumberjack stares at Chris with a cup of warm coffe in one hand and a newspaper in the other. A presidential sex scandal in the headlines of said paper.

"Oh leave him alone the poor baby just had a nightmare!" Said a younger looking and slimmer barb as she tries to reach for Chris.

Chris jumps over Bob, crying like a baby.

"Daddy, daddy! you are alive! you came back! like Pedro! Daddy I missed you don't die again!"

He wouldn't think about the :tugboat: he is just that stupid, he would see only the cure even if someone pointed at the dilemma of losing his :tugboat:

And then when he gets all neurotypical and sees clearly the garbage mountain that his life is, he will run to Bobs filling cabinet grab the gun and blow his brains up.
 
He would go back to high school and tried to correct anything wrong he did. (e.g. F for his English test, Bionic, Sonichu...)

But it would be worse considering he might hate on Megan and Michael Snyder, and people around him would find him insane.

He would later blame anything on the trolls if anything bad happens to him.
 
I think Bob would use Life II far more productively. Given the chance to start over at any point, I have the feeling that Bob would choose some point before 1980, and once he saw a wild Snorlax (albeit slimmer and more attractive than she became) he would skedaddle in the other direction. I also think he would try to avoid whatever caused him to become estranged from his two other children. I don't know about his first wife, since we have no idea what happened there, but if he were to still get a divorce, he would be a LOT more careful in choosing Wifey 2.
 
Probably go back to highschool, as stated before in this thread. He would avoid many of the trolling attempts, but fall to newer ones. He would also tell bob to go to the doctor more, or at least when he will die, which will probably be brushed off as autism. Finally, he would try to improve the game place situation, but would probably fuck that up. Besides that, he would not change his life much, due to all of his problems being caused by other people.
 
If Chris got the Medal of Honor, I would be Grand Supreme Fleet Admiral of the World. Just sayin'.

In all seriousness, Chris would probably end up in the Navy (unfortunately for me), or in the Coast Guard or Air Force, since I don't see him doing jack as boots on the ground. Unless he gave his life trying to single-handedly devour an incoming missile, I don't see him getting any sort of merit any time soon.
 
But with no Chris we would never get the joy of going :julay: or :alog: .
The sad part is we'd all move on with our lives. Chris would be attention starved and miss us in days.
I just had a *yawn* moment guys. Chris needs us far more than we need him!
 
He would go back to his high school days and ask each gal-pal out and each would say no and so that would destroy the fond memories of high school he currently holds in "Life I". Also he would start up the tom girl shit immediately and that would freak everyone out. Basically he would burn through the autistic artist sympathy at a much earlier age, and so he would start his post high school life with extreme disillusionment and bitterness.

He would still go to the Game PLace and still try to hook up with Megan, but be "very cautious" about it, but he would fuck up somehow because he is :stupid: and she was never romantically attracted to him anyway, but he refuses to acknowledge and understand this. He would be very suspicious of Mimms taking his photo but Mimms would still manage to do it and upload it to ED and Chris would be pissed but would at least know that it's no use trying to take it down.

He probably wouldn't bother going to PVCC or getting a job at Wendy's this time because he knows neither venture is going to amount to anything positive in his life, but due to his autism he won't understand why Bob keeps pestering him about trying to do something practical to make something of himself in life and won't just put him on a got dang :tugboat: already.

He'll draw Sonichu but he won't put it online but may send it to comic book companies which will not be successful for him and this will increase his confusion since the trolls didn't sabotage his life but he is still failing at most everything.

So basically at the end of it all, although in "Life II" he won't fall for the trolls' plots the flip side is that unlike in "Life I" he won't have any trolls to blame and will focus his ire on Megan, Snyder, and Mimms IRL and will probably get much firmer slaps from the judicial system. As Alan said he might be committed as insane. He'll still be fat, lazy, will have had no autism therapy, no psychotherapy, will still be lonely and :heart-empty: and will still :briefs: .

He won't have ]:(P |:( and won't drink :fapcup: , but on balance, and along the lines of what others have said, since he learned the wrong lessons in "Life I" his second go around will just be worse.
 
Like everyone has said, Chris would use Life II to go back to high school. But I think then one of the following things would happen:

1: He sits in the library waiting for a hot young female billionaire to approach him and beg to be his personal slave.

2: He tries to ask his galpals for sex, but immediately |:( and (:_( because speaking to women is too close to work for him.

3: He approaches the first galpal he sees and goes something along the line of "Gimme china! Want china NOWNOWNOW!" *stamps foot*. When she rejects him he screams "Troll!" and runs to the next one. At the end of the day he is dragged from the school in handcuffs, raving that the trolls have followed him through time, and is sent to a mental hospital.

Edit: Holdek said it better.
 
If he was a pimp all the girls would quit and find another pimp.

If he was a drug dealer he'd get shot almost immediately by a rival.

If he was even modestly successful at either he'd get hooked on his own product.
 
Yeah, that would be bad. He'd never get any exercise at all and get really fat.

People would look down at us for following his antics even more. They'd say we're making fun of a crippled retarded guy.
 
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