Containment What If?

He would demand all his hookers fuck him and proceed to be shot.
 
somejerk said:
the internet would instantly become about half as entertaining.
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Troll material would disappear, sure... but there are still borderline/bipolar girls...

Also, quality would drastically improve.
 
Because this is a What If? thread, I'd just move on and quit frequenting this forum...

The problem with it actually happening is that things on the internet have a tendency to.. not disappear... so he'd be unable to get an actual job (unless they are ex-con jobs which don't do background checks)...
 
I think that a few of the people on here would probably hold an online or IRL party to celebrate. If Chris could honestly turn his life around, it'd be a miracle and one that would be worth celebrating. I honestly don't think that many people still on here actually wish Chris true harm and unhappiness, not really. We don't go around wishing for him to win the lottery, but I think that most of us would be happy for him or would just shrug and move on.

Now the big question is whether or not Chris would actually politely request that the CWCki get taken down after he successfully turns his life around or get someone to request it for him. I know he's tried to get it down in the past and failed spectacularly, but if he were to genuinely change and ask Champs nicely enough, I can't help but wonder. There's only a 1% chance that it'd get taken down, but hey- worth wondering about.

I think it's not an "if" but a "when". Eventually one day everyone will sort of wander off and the internet at large will lose interest in him. He might get a few straggling people showing interest, but nowhere near like what it used to be. Shucks, the average amount of people to this forum doesn't seem to be nearly as much as it used to be. There's still quite a few of us here, but it just seemed like it used to be more booming.

I honestly think that by the time he dies, Chris will be barely a footnote on the internet unless he did something drastic. He'd have to be attention grabbing. Committing suicide or killing someone and facebooking the pictures aren't really enough. Not many people really remember Megan Meier as much as they used to and I give it a year and people won't remember the name of the guy who killed his wife and posted the pictures on facebook.
 
Meeko said:
I think that a few of the people on here would probably hold an online or IRL party to celebrate. If Chris could honestly turn his life around, it'd be a miracle and one that would be worth celebrating. I honestly don't think that many people still on here actually wish Chris true harm and unhappiness, not really. We don't go around wishing for him to win the lottery, but I think that most of us would be happy for him or would just shrug and move on.

Now the big question is whether or not Chris would actually politely request that the CWCki get taken down after he successfully turns his life around or get someone to request it for him. I know he's tried to get it down in the past and failed spectacularly, but if he were to genuinely change and ask Champs nicely enough, I can't help but wonder. There's only a 1% chance that it'd get taken down, but hey- worth wondering about.
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The problem is that if the official TRUE and HONEST CWCki gets taken down it will be mirrored by countless other people.
Remember when ED was 'replaced' by OhInternet? It was 'back' within a week or so.
 
Chris could never be a pimp. From what i hear it ain't easy, and Chris is lazy.
 
He'd get high on his own stuff, use it all up within a week, and then try to sell powdered sugar as cocaine. *yawn*
 
SlowInTheMinds said:
Meeko said:
I think that a few of the people on here would probably hold an online or IRL party to celebrate. If Chris could honestly turn his life around, it'd be a miracle and one that would be worth celebrating. I honestly don't think that many people still on here actually wish Chris true harm and unhappiness, not really. We don't go around wishing for him to win the lottery, but I think that most of us would be happy for him or would just shrug and move on.

Now the big question is whether or not Chris would actually politely request that the CWCki get taken down after he successfully turns his life around or get someone to request it for him. I know he's tried to get it down in the past and failed spectacularly, but if he were to genuinely change and ask Champs nicely enough, I can't help but wonder. There's only a 1% chance that it'd get taken down, but hey- worth wondering about.
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The problem is that if the official TRUE and HONEST CWCki gets taken down it will be mirrored by countless other people.
Remember when ED was 'replaced' by OhInternet? It was 'back' within a week or so.
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Maybe the best troll ever against Chris?

I'm going to assume that he found at least 1-2 girls willing to sell themselves through him or that he tried to sell his own pills or that of his mother. Or maybe some of Bob's old pills.

Odds are that he'd probably meet with some mild success at first but would quickly get screwed over by a rival pimp/dealer. This is assuming that Chris isn't quickly reported to the police for trying to sell his product in the wrong location. I can easily see Chris thinking that he'd just go to the mall and try to sell his drugs there or go to another relatively inappropriate location. With the girls it's possible that they'd have some idea of where to go, but it'd very easily and quickly turn into them branching out on their own because they're tired of Chris's ineffectiveness.

Now see, when it comes to sex I can see them giving in, but telling Chris that he has to pay them a little money- just a third of what they'd normally charge the john. Chris would eventually agree to it because he's stupid and desperate. Where the unintentional hilarity would come in is when Chris assumes that because they're giving him semi-regular china, that this means it's a relationship and he starts associating feelings with them. I see one or both of the girls taking him for all he's got.
 
Dumbest "what-if" I've seen since joining the forum.

Despite their illegal nature, these are both jobs. They also require the people who do them to be respected or feared, otherwise that person will be ripped off and/or get his ass kicked or worse. And for the sake of "what-if", if Chris were magically put into one of those occupations that is exactly what would happen.
 
Sakamoto said:
Wouldn't matter much unless there was also a cure for stupidity.
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There already is a cure for stupidity, they're called books.

... Not that Chris would care of course, he strikes me as the sort of blissfully ignorant dullard who mercifully doesn't realize just how stupid they are.
 
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It would have been funny if someone requested Chris to rap 10 Crack Commandments by The Notorious B.I.G. Chris would fail as a drug dealer easily. He would try to sell drugs at Walmart and then get arrested. He would then try to blame it on his Autism or the trolls and then spends a few years in Jail. As a pimp Chris would also fail because he is not intimating. His hoes would end up taking advantage of him.
 
Please, the only ho he could get to work for him is barb!
Andif he were a drug dealer he'd lose all his business because he'd decorate his supply with sonichu crap, plus he'd refuse to sell to DA JERKS, and only the pretty junkies.

Also the pimp thing made me think of Chris yelling at his hoes :lol:
"Mmm yeah, you bedder b-b-b-b you bedder be out der making me some damn money, you trolling stupid B dawg! Or maybe I needa s-s-sl give you five across your damn dirty face!"
 
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