Containment What If?

He'd get kicked out immediately. Even the smelliest bike couriers are not allowed in our corporate offices.
 
"Hmmmn.
Who gave this unwashed transvestite circus clown an access card and the keypad code?
How did he get past the guard station?
I mean, not just how did nobody see him....you can SMELL him coming?
Whats that....he's causing trouble? Taze the fucker, kick him out the side door and call the cops.
Okay people, shows over, focus on your tasks instead."
 
Let's suppose it comes to a point where Chris just has enough of the hoard and takes off in Son Chu. He leaves Ruckersville and possibly Virginia. Where would he go? What would he do? Would he get into trouble? And if so, would the police in other places be more sympathetic to the manchild? What would Barb do?
 
His fur would be matted.
He'd constantly have an empty, needy expression in his eyes.
He'd smell terrible.
He'd misbehave in public.
He'd make incoherent noises trying to seem threatening.
He'd spend alot of time sleeping instead of doing something constructive.
He'd randomly defecate at the most inconvenient moment.



Wait......how would he be different, exactly?
 
Considering he doesn't know anywhere else he would kinda just head off in a random direction not knowing what state he was in.
 
He would get locked out of his car at many, many many toolbooths, just like he did when he went to Ohio years ago.
 
LordCustos3 said:
His fur would be matted.
He'd constantly have an empty, needy expression in his eyes.
He'd smell terrible.
He'd misbehave in public.
He'd make incoherent noises trying to seem threatening.
He'd spend alot of time sleeping instead of doing something constructive.
He'd randomly defecate at the most inconvenient moment.



Wait......how would he be different, exactly?
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He'd also:

- Be ridiculously overweight and out of shape
- Would hate going on walks and playing fetch
- Would eat shitty quality dog food and not care
- Inappropriately try to hump other female dogs, causing him to get bitten
- Initially act aggressively towards male dogs, but would quickly get intimidated back and back down
- Aimlessly roam the streets akin to a feral, retarded dog

He's probably try to chase down Megan and all da other TROLLS. Then his car would break down due to lacking proper car maintenance and EXPENSIVE GAS.
 
What if at the end of 343's Halo trilogy they unmask the MC and it turned out to be Chris?
 
If a college class-room counts as a workplace (I'm just a student), then Chris would first to find a attractive boyfriend-free girlfriend before being told by my instructor to leave. If he refuses or if he causes trouble elsewhere on the campus, expect the campus police to detain him for scaring faculty and students.
 
Mourning Dove said:
LordCustos3 said:
His fur would be matted.
He'd constantly have an empty, needy expression in his eyes.
He'd smell terrible.
He'd misbehave in public.
He'd make incoherent noises trying to seem threatening.
He'd spend alot of time sleeping instead of doing something constructive.
He'd randomly defecate at the most inconvenient moment.



Wait......how would he be different, exactly?
Click to expand...

He'd also:

- Be ridiculously overweight and out of shape
- Would hate going on walks and playing fetch
- Would eat shitty quality dog food and not care
- Inappropriately try to hump other female dogs, causing him to get bitten
- Initially act aggressively towards male dogs, but would quickly get intimidated back and back down
- Aimlessly roam the streets akin to a feral, retarded dog
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-Get hit by a car and die.

Present him with a pickle.

Henry Bemis said:
Of all the days Barb wanted to go upstairs...
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Well, she'd never be able to get back down.

DIRTY CRAPPED WARTHOG!
 
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If Chris went to Cleveland again and took I-77 he might pass near me. If Chris developed a taste for Mexican food I might go into a restaurant and there, among the salsa and chips, I see Chris, trying to speak his "fluent" Spanish with the waiters, while they mutter Spanish cuss words under their breath.
 
On a slow day I would serve his food and then ignore him, opting to clean up and read ASoIAF. It's a takeout in a village, btw. On a busy day, I might be forced to ask him to leave if he was harassing other patrons. He would call me a troll, try to make excuses, I would talk to who he was bothering and end up escorting him to his car.

Thing is, I don't see Chris staying for long. There is no wifi for him to mooch off of and no indoor seating.
 
I'd bring him to Human Resources and say he wants to be the new janitor.
 
I'd try and talk him into getting GTA V.
Then when he leaves my coworkers and I will giggle at the smelly transvestite.
:pickle:
 
That'd be a hell of a drive, so I'd automatically assume he was stalking and harassing me. This would be the point I would simply raise my voice, enough for him to tuck his tail between his legs and drive back down to Suckersville, VA.
 
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