Containment What If?

I'd have to wish a horrible death on some other tard.
 
Would you rather have Chris regularly produce more lulzy content for the rest of his life, or have him willingly get the help he needs to become a better person?
 
Mourning Dove said:
Would you rather have Chris regularly produce more lulzy content for the rest of his life, or have him willingly get the help he needs to become a better person?
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Willingly get help. There will always be other lolcows.
 
I'm sure you Americans may know that I'm talking about. I tried to Google a rural cottage home that are small and dirt cheap but all I got were pictures of cottages that resembled those you'd see in European villages. One of my coworkers just moved in to a cottage house that looks like a gray block of wood with a brown pyramid on top. The home looked about to be the size of a living room you'd see in an American suburban house. Well, my coworker's home appears to be about 6 by 6 meters (pardon my poor reading of the American measurement system; I use metric more often because I grew up with that). My coworker described it as a home with a studio apartment and his reason of living there was that he needed a home bad while working. And with a home like that, he could spend more time looking into attending college as well along with applying for his FAFSA.

Now let's talk about the price of my coworker's home. Lets call him Joseph. So Joseph tells me that his home is $300 a month with all utility bills paid. However, with Internet, it's $50 a month in his home so that totals to $350 a month.

So what if Chris lived in one of those rural cottages? His tugboat seems to be way more than enough to pay for that rent so he can live in one of them and play his vidya. I think that if Chris lived in one of those homes, he'll never be homeless and he'll get to live his life in them. What do you guys think? I hope the answer I'm looking for surprises me.
 
CatParty said:
Unabomber
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I can see it now. Chris writes an elaborate message to the trolls filled with CAPSLOCK rage and can't manage to mail it to anyone so he takes a picture of it and posts it on Facebook. He'll also forget to turn the lights on so all we'd see is some dark print on a dark sheet of paper.
Chris will call it his masterpiece and declare victory of the trolls, Snyder, and Megan.
 
He'd believe that he truly is Sonichu and run out in front of a train because nothing bad can ever happen to Sonichu.
 
Suloxide said:
He'd believe that he truly is Sonichu and run out in front of a train because nothing bad can ever happen to Sonichu.
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I like this scenario.
 
....if white trash people in town started to use Chris' yard as a impromptu dump because they think the house is abandoned.
 
I don't think it'd look different enough for Chris and Barb to notice
 
sparklemilhouse said:
....if white trash people in town started to use Chris' yard as a impromptu dump because they think the house is abandoned.
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Barb would think the goodwill has started delivering to the hoard.
 
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CatParty said:
Unabomber
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Minus about 100 IQ points.

He already sees and communicates with things and people that aren't there. I don't think he'd notice a difference.
 
The robbers would probably just walk through the front door. But what would be funny if the weren't robbers (they'd be robbers in Chris' eyes) is if they just went over there and boxed up all the horde and sent it away to a warehouse leaving the house clean.

Don't worry about the horde though, it'll be looked after by top men.
 
exball said:
Chris would want more LSD, but he has to wait for the :tugboat:.
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LSD is pretty cheap, about $10 a tab is the going rate.

...not that I know personally, because knowing drug prices is illegal.

Also like I said in another thread, they've done some studies with LSD and autism and found some decent results, if it was a guided experience he could get some benefit from it.
 
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