Containment What If?

[c-no]

The robbers would probably just walk through the front door. But what would be funny if the weren't robbers (they'd be robbers in Chris' eyes) is if they just went over there and boxed up all the horde and sent it away to a warehouse leaving the house clean.

Don't worry about the horde though, it'll be looked after by top men.

If the guys weren't robbers then they could just be with the health department in shutting down and cleaning Casa de Chandler. Chris would think they are robbers and try to fend them off with the Megatron pistol only to get hogtied in the end. Barb would evoke her fury but would ultimately give up but not without trying to defend her horde of thrift store garbage.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I hear they do background checks for mental illnesses and the like when someone tries to get a mail order bride, so that'd be a no go.

I just looked it up and it seems they do background checks for criminal records as well, and with any luck/infinite mercy they would check out his house also to see if he was even capable of providing for this woman.

 

[CWCissey]

The robbers would probably just walk through the front door. But what would be funny if the weren't robbers (they'd be robbers in Chris' eyes) is if they just went over there and boxed up all the horde and sent it away to a warehouse leaving the house clean.

Don't worry about the horde though, it'll be looked after by top men.

If the guys weren't robbers then they could just be with the health department in shutting down and cleaning Casa de Chandler. Chris would think they are robbers and try to fend them off with the Megatron pistol only to get hogtied in the end. Barb would evoke her fury but would ultimately give up but not without trying to defend her horde of thrift store garbage.

I think she'd be defending the hoard over Chris.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

"Hey! That guy is dressed as Norman Bates!"
Seriously though, I think he should resurrect that Mr. Popo look. People used to cosplay as Mr. Popo all the time in the south!

 

[CatParty]

lol at chris having friends inviting him places

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

He would go as Chris. Chan, the mayor of CWCville, as depicted in the Webcomic Sonichu. Did you know Sonichu has over 1 billion fans?

 

[ChaosAkita]

Yeah LSD is like $10 per hit and it lasts a couple of hours.

Has anyone here even tried LSD?

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

He'd become lucid and realize where he is at this point in life.

 

[exball]

Chris would want more LSD, but he has to wait for the .

LSD is pretty cheap, about $10 a tab is the going rate.

...not that I know personally, because knowing drug prices is illegal.

Also like I said in another thread, they've done some studies with LSD and autism and found some decent results, if it was a guided experience he could get some benefit from it.

We both know once Chris gets a taste the tugboat is all going towards LSD.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'd rather him do shrooms. Shrooms are safer.

 

[Pine Tar]

Yeah LSD is like $10 per hit and it lasts a couple of hours.

Has anyone here even tried LSD?

I have. It takes about an hour to kick in, but it was an unforgettable experience that I never want to try again. Then again, I shouldn't have been watching Paprika while on acid nor should I have been left alone. If CWC is left alone on acid, its going to be six hours of this:

. Seriously, acid makes your body temperature shoot up quick.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

WEBSTER IS A MAJOR WUSS!!

Not even the legendary statesman Daniel Webster could save Chris's autistic butt, unless he pleads insanity - the Prince of Darkness accepts that plead, right?

 

[c-no]

Chris' ancestors would be summoned. From the Cherokee precursors down to Bob and possibly Barb's father, they will be in Chris' case as the JURAY of the Damned. Obviously, this will be the worst part of their after-life. Spending much of their time in court case. For some trolls and epic ween kids, this would be hilarious but since this is Chris ancestors, this will be embarrassing save for those who disown him.

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris crapped his briefs in front of Hitler?

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[Dork Of Ages]

Aunt Corrina to troll him more in his afterlife.

 

[pickleniggo]

Chris' toontown version of the Asperpedia Four from Sonichu. That counts right?

 

[A Witty Name]

An actual, legitimate burglar would not even bother with the place. Too much clutter and although all the trash and foliage would provide good cover, there is very little of value inside, especially in the time it would take to wade through the hoard.

So the only person who would consider breaking into the place would be an epic ween kid. Unfortunately, the kid wouldn't even be able to grab the holy fail that Christorians have been wanting (papers of the original autism diagnosis and Chris's report cards). He'd probably just get chased away by the bug infestation since Barb wouldn't do a thing, Chris would be too scared, and the dogs would be too friendly.

 

[Picklepower]

He'd be like, "oh shit, lets get out of this hell hole!"

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

Having never done acid I don't know precisely what it's like. However, Chris being Chris, I imagine he would use it in an unsafe manner (either taking too much, or taking an appropriate dose but being left alone/unguided), and wind up having a bad trip. What comes of that, I'm not sure -- possibly something the police might need to be involved in; possibly just more in the hoard and a Facebook post condemning LSD, in that very Chrislike way.