Chris will scream like a banshee and cry in the corner while snores her ass off. If the robber is feeling pretty assy tonight, he'd play a round of kick the autistic.
Or worse, he'd actually go all the way and kill him.
Chris will scream like a banshee and cry in the corner while snores her ass off. If the robber is feeling pretty assy tonight, he'd play a round of kick the autistic.
Or worse, he'd actually go all the way and kill him.
This'll probably be tl;dr So I'll just put it in spoilers and each part.
What would have inevitably happened No matter what:
1. He would still be banned from theGamePlace And every other store that band for his antics. Christian has a tendency to piss off everyone around him as we all know, And the banning of him from the gameplace Took into effect way before the systematic trolling began. Christian was Not on good terms with the establishment as it was due to the fact that he would get into Arguments with little kids and scaring a lot of people, As well as a lot of loitering.
2. Bob Chandler's death What also have been in evitable due the fact that Barbara would still Be hoarding and most likely he would get the infection regardless of The antics Chris caused.
3. The October 28 incident while debatable, would also most likely be inevitable Due to Chris's obsessive And worked view of victimhood and the need for retribution. Debatably also most likely he would've hired a prostitute regardless.
What would probably happen
1. Megan would have broken all contact with him. Even if he never drew shecameforcwc Something would have probably happens that would piss her off and make or break all contact with him. Most likely scenario would be Chris bitching about how he was banned from thegameplace And most likely him arguing with her that she wouldn't to do anything to help. If that is the straw that would break the camels back, most likely a repeat of the Adam Stackhouse saga would break contact with Him. This now leads to...
2. Endless Kick the autistic incidents. By this I mean Chris entering multiple competitions to win some sort of prize or small ticket to fame, and then losing. Most likely this would cause him to go into mini tardrages and act like a complete lolcow Towards a bunch of people that aren't even aware he exists. This might also lead into his discovery and event inevitable trolling theoretically, But will leave it from there since the cases what if he was never trolled.
3. More love quest antics. Depending on whether Chris gave up on Megan, or she breaks off all contact with him and/or both, Most likely he would continue his love quest going into areas to loiter and harass people and being banned from the place, And then most likely ranting about it in his Sonichu comic, which leads to
4. The Sonichu comics would probably be still in publication. Due to Chris's bloated ego, Followed By the fact that if he was never trolled, he would still think that the comics are very popular and that everyone should kiss his ass for him.
A few possible scenarios of what could happen If he was never trolled would be
1. He might not have been banned from his church. This is somewhat debatable due to the fact that could have gone into all full-blown rant about how Michael banned him from his favorite hangout spot, but He wouldn't have sent nudes over to someone and then banned from his first church. This is more speculation because as we know Chris has a tendency to piss off people and find ways how to make a mountain out of a molehill.
2. If Still went to the youth group, he might still have been friends with the wallflower. Assuming he did still go to youth group, unless he tried to do something with the wallflower He might've been able to retain a friendship with her for at the very least she wanted to break off contact with him so quickly depending on the situation. However this is hard to say do the fact that Chris has a tendency to not get over things very quickly, has very delusional beliefs of Trulove, and how much BS the wallflower can tolerate (But by judging how quickly chris can piss someone off, she probably wouldn't be able to tolerate him very long
Conclusion, It's pretty much what the cwiki said, His life would still be a complete and utter disaster even if he was never trolled.
I do think that this would be the most likely eventuality. Removing the trolls would not change Chris as a person, or those events that occurred separately/not as a result of the trolling. Perhaps his life would overall have less stress and the eventual breakdowns would come a lot later, but all in all the world would keep turning and Chris would keep being Chris.
Never seen Akira save for the TETSUOOOOO and KANEDAAAA scenes. I guess Chris might use his newfound powers for vengeance if he bothers, otherwise, he'd as some here has said, turn into a giant blob or play his ps3. All I can imagine is him yelling would be "JULAAAAY", "SNYDEEERRR", "MEGAAAAAN", "MARY LEE WAAALSHHHH", and (if this guy still has relevance to Chris, probably not though) "CLYDE CAAAAAAAASHHHHH".
B. Definitely B. If he wasn't ousted in the first day due to complete incompetence, he'd be ripe for a savvy (and a lot more benevolent) adviser to come in and run things. I could live with Chris as a puppet dictator, so long as the actual leadership was relatively sane.
Also: I wouldn't touch Chris to save anyone. I'm sorry.
maybe I'm the only 1 who's thinking this, but if Chris were to actually successfully get a Russian mail order bride, I can only imagine a real life version of the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force wherecall and Shake order a bride and she ends up locking herself in the house keeping both of them out, then escapes and steals their car
Remember the Emily date, where a chick showed up, hung out a little w Chris, then fucked off never to be seen again with some JERK who just happened to conveneintly show up out of nowhere, and seemed to kinda already know her?
Imagine that, but for real. That's how this scenario plays out.
Asatru, also known as Heathenism is a modern reconstruction of the old Norse religion. We have discussed what Chris would do if he was Wiccan or just Pagan in general, but what would he do if he got into Norse mythology.
What Gods would he worship or be most attracted too? And such
snores her ass off. If the robber is feeling pretty assy tonight, he'd play a round of kick the autistic.
