Containment What If?
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I suppose Chris's electronics might be worth something, but I'm not sure the hassle/risks are worth whatever could be gotten from them. The house is too cluttered for a thief to quickly look for small, easily carried valuables like jewelry, I imagine, and a house inhabited by two shut-ins would make it pretty difficult to rob them without being detected. If they want to have the time and freedom of movement to get anything of value, they'd have to basically subdue Chris and Barb with violence or intimidation and considering the victims here would be an elderly woman and a mentally disabled person...
But, if we're just talking about vandalism, I can't imagine anything a vandal could do that would make that house "worse" without outright destroying it. It'd be like throwing shit on top of shit.
But, if we're just talking about vandalism, I can't imagine anything a vandal could do that would make that house "worse" without outright destroying it. It'd be like throwing shit on top of shit.
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What if Christian had never been trolled?
Here's a weird "What If" scenario, one that may be really hard to wrap your head around so far into Christian's descent into online insanity...
Sometime after 2006 Christian became a popular internet LOLcow based on his Sonichu comic, his strange video addresses to the internet and his love for entering contests.The rest is history, and we've learned a lot about Christian and why he is so particularly strange and hilarious. So, what if Christian had never interacted with a troll? For the sake of argument, let's just assume that Chris went along with his plans for Sonichu and his Love Quest, uploaded a number of Youtube videos and hosted some of his comics online, yet they failed to reach anyone who considered them interesting or of note. In this alternate timeline, Chris is the exact same person except he was considered largely unremarkable and uninteresting by those who found him online so no ED page was made, no CWCki was started and he was never harassed by anyone.
What would be different? Would Chris still be friends with Megan? Would he still be making Sonichu comics based loosely on his life experiences? How many comics would he have made by this time if he never got discouraged? Would he still be Classic Chris or would Tomgirl still have happened? how better off/worse off would Chris be in his Love quest if he had never had the fake sweethearts to distract/occupy him?
Here's a weird "What If" scenario, one that may be really hard to wrap your head around so far into Christian's descent into online insanity...
Sometime after 2006 Christian became a popular internet LOLcow based on his Sonichu comic, his strange video addresses to the internet and his love for entering contests.The rest is history, and we've learned a lot about Christian and why he is so particularly strange and hilarious. So, what if Christian had never interacted with a troll? For the sake of argument, let's just assume that Chris went along with his plans for Sonichu and his Love Quest, uploaded a number of Youtube videos and hosted some of his comics online, yet they failed to reach anyone who considered them interesting or of note. In this alternate timeline, Chris is the exact same person except he was considered largely unremarkable and uninteresting by those who found him online so no ED page was made, no CWCki was started and he was never harassed by anyone.
What would be different? Would Chris still be friends with Megan? Would he still be making Sonichu comics based loosely on his life experiences? How many comics would he have made by this time if he never got discouraged? Would he still be Classic Chris or would Tomgirl still have happened? how better off/worse off would Chris be in his Love quest if he had never had the fake sweethearts to distract/occupy him?
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I'll admit one would not burglarize a house unless certain valuables were in there, but i'm sure there could very well be some sick 13 year old ween thinking it'd be so epic to do it or something. I honestly can't expect 14BLC would be hard to break into in and of itself (it's a rotted old house, breaking the door down or something would be simple).
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One of two posibilities:
1) He'd start already in "mutating super-ameoba" mode.
2) He'd never notice he had da powaz, and continue blissfully playin' PS-Dribble.
1) He'd start already in "mutating super-ameoba" mode.
2) He'd never notice he had da powaz, and continue blissfully playin' PS-Dribble.
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Well since Tetsuo transformed into a giant baby blob thing I don't think we'd notice much change with Chris.
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I imagine the Chandlers would not be able to stop the burglar. Given their deteriorated physical states, a burglar could easily fight off either of them.
What I would love to see is what happens when the police officers arrive and Charb demand that they find the burglar now now now now now, and Chris yelling about trolls.
What I would love to see is what happens when the police officers arrive and Charb demand that they find the burglar now now now now now, and Chris yelling about trolls.
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Re: What if Christian had never been trolled?
Interesting question. The recent leak has shown that chris considers the trolling crusades to be at most minor annoyances in a catalogue of grudges, and far outweighed by the evil machinations of das juden, GERMAN WARFARE BITCH and the great whore of PVCC, so one might say he would be much the same. However the only way he could have avoided being trolled would have been to make sure NOTHING of his got on the internet, which would be unthinkable to a moronic narcisist such as himself. he had/has a pathological need for people to PRAISE HIS CREATIVITY! and without the internet to do so he may have gotten far more confrontational and agressive in getting exposure for his product IRL. Then again his entire family dynamic may have entirely changed due to Bob and Barb not having to cope with the STRESS of being harassed by epicweens, so honestly his life coulda been different in a whole lot of ways....though few eventualities would have been any better for him
Interesting question. The recent leak has shown that chris considers the trolling crusades to be at most minor annoyances in a catalogue of grudges, and far outweighed by the evil machinations of das juden, GERMAN WARFARE BITCH and the great whore of PVCC, so one might say he would be much the same. However the only way he could have avoided being trolled would have been to make sure NOTHING of his got on the internet, which would be unthinkable to a moronic narcisist such as himself. he had/has a pathological need for people to PRAISE HIS CREATIVITY! and without the internet to do so he may have gotten far more confrontational and agressive in getting exposure for his product IRL. Then again his entire family dynamic may have entirely changed due to Bob and Barb not having to cope with the STRESS of being harassed by epicweens, so honestly his life coulda been different in a whole lot of ways....though few eventualities would have been any better for him
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1)A thief breaks into 14BLC. He goes through the hoarded junk to find something valuable, unbeknownst to him, the horde in all its sentient might captures the burglar, devouring him and making him become one with Barb's junk.
2) A thief enters Casa de Chandler to find some valuables, unknown to him, the house is cluttered with junk. To make matters worse, the stench of garbage and feces proves to be strong, causing the man to feel nauseous as he treks through terrible home in hopes of getting something valuable. Unfortunately, the thief's foolishness causes him to pay the ultimate price as he falls to his knees, the nausea overwhelms him and the force of his fall causes a pillar of junk to fall on top of him. He dies, either from the force of the fallen garbage or from malnutrition and/or dehydration. His corpse becomes another addition to the horde of junk and it gives off a terrible stench that powers the smell of the home, causing neighbors to wonder if someone had died. When the house is inspected by health officials, the corpse is discovered and the house is condemned, causing
and Chris to rage at the trolls.
2) A thief enters Casa de Chandler to find some valuables, unknown to him, the house is cluttered with junk. To make matters worse, the stench of garbage and feces proves to be strong, causing the man to feel nauseous as he treks through terrible home in hopes of getting something valuable. Unfortunately, the thief's foolishness causes him to pay the ultimate price as he falls to his knees, the nausea overwhelms him and the force of his fall causes a pillar of junk to fall on top of him. He dies, either from the force of the fallen garbage or from malnutrition and/or dehydration. His corpse becomes another addition to the horde of junk and it gives off a terrible stench that powers the smell of the home, causing neighbors to wonder if someone had died. When the house is inspected by health officials, the corpse is discovered and the house is condemned, causing
and Chris to rage at the trolls.
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Re: What if Christian had never been trolled?
Okay, maybe to get this thread going we need to be a little more imaginative. I'll start...
I'd like to ponder how the Sonichu comic would have played out in an internet vacuum, where Chris uploads his doodles to a free hosting site with very few visitors. He may get a few comments here and there, some positive and some negative, but for the most part Chris ignores them and keeps making his comic. In Chris' actual comic, he switches the focus to him pretty early on and Sonichu is more of a supporting character. This kind of leads me to believe that had Chris kept going on with his comic without outside interference, the stories told would have been even more Chris-centric and based on his hardships and life events. Instead of torturing trolls or addressing the internet parodies of his comic, he most likely would have focused on his Game Place friendships and probably incorporated them into the realm of CWCville. Without trolls to take the form of his "nemesis" I think Chris would have quickly filled that role with Michael Snyder, as he was Chris' new oppressive authority figure who "didn't like autistics." I'd imagine Megan would be written in as Chris' sweetheart, and given powers, Pokemon minions, and possibly her own comic as a way to butter her up and turn her into a sweetheart from the ground up. Megan would either tell Chris off and end their friendship, or possibly just be flattered while hiding her disgust. This all depends on whether or not Christian reveals SheCameForCWC.jpg and I'd bet if he was lucky enough to keep it hidden from her, he may have remained her "friend" and done occasional eBay favors for her to this day.
Okay, maybe to get this thread going we need to be a little more imaginative. I'll start...
I'd like to ponder how the Sonichu comic would have played out in an internet vacuum, where Chris uploads his doodles to a free hosting site with very few visitors. He may get a few comments here and there, some positive and some negative, but for the most part Chris ignores them and keeps making his comic. In Chris' actual comic, he switches the focus to him pretty early on and Sonichu is more of a supporting character. This kind of leads me to believe that had Chris kept going on with his comic without outside interference, the stories told would have been even more Chris-centric and based on his hardships and life events. Instead of torturing trolls or addressing the internet parodies of his comic, he most likely would have focused on his Game Place friendships and probably incorporated them into the realm of CWCville. Without trolls to take the form of his "nemesis" I think Chris would have quickly filled that role with Michael Snyder, as he was Chris' new oppressive authority figure who "didn't like autistics." I'd imagine Megan would be written in as Chris' sweetheart, and given powers, Pokemon minions, and possibly her own comic as a way to butter her up and turn her into a sweetheart from the ground up. Megan would either tell Chris off and end their friendship, or possibly just be flattered while hiding her disgust. This all depends on whether or not Christian reveals SheCameForCWC.jpg and I'd bet if he was lucky enough to keep it hidden from her, he may have remained her "friend" and done occasional eBay favors for her to this day.
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Re: What if Christian had never been trolled?
Megan's tolerance of him wouldn't have lasted much longer than it did, whether shecameforcwc would have come to light or not. He'd have screwed it up one way or the other, and she was very very likely looking to get out of the 'friendship' anyway. (especially if what gamer paolo/furry eric said has any merit). Also, whatever event took Megan away from Charlottesville would have eventually occurred too, putting her in the same current fortunate isolation from Chris.
He was encouraged heavily toward Tomgirl by trolling, so that whole thing probably wouldn't have manifested as strongly as it did. At most there would be probably just vague references toward genderbending in Sonichu comics, example Punchy in a bra.
Megan's tolerance of him wouldn't have lasted much longer than it did, whether shecameforcwc would have come to light or not. He'd have screwed it up one way or the other, and she was very very likely looking to get out of the 'friendship' anyway. (especially if what gamer paolo/furry eric said has any merit). Also, whatever event took Megan away from Charlottesville would have eventually occurred too, putting her in the same current fortunate isolation from Chris.
He was encouraged heavily toward Tomgirl by trolling, so that whole thing probably wouldn't have manifested as strongly as it did. At most there would be probably just vague references toward genderbending in Sonichu comics, example Punchy in a bra.
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Re: What if Christian had never been trolled?
In recognition of his extraordinary artistic talent and in no small part thanks to his contribution of the most epic video game to ever hit the shelves, Chris would have been given special dispensation by the government to allow Megan, Tiffany, AND Brittney Spears to marry him, thus ending the quite embarrassing public catfight over his no longer bent duck. They would all move into 14 BLC, where they would spend their days taking care of Chris, mewling at his feet, and engaging in rockin' 4-ways.
And Bob would still be alive.
Chris is already a paranoid asshole. There's really no victory in handing him all the justification in the world for it.
In recognition of his extraordinary artistic talent and in no small part thanks to his contribution of the most epic video game to ever hit the shelves, Chris would have been given special dispensation by the government to allow Megan, Tiffany, AND Brittney Spears to marry him, thus ending the quite embarrassing public catfight over his no longer bent duck. They would all move into 14 BLC, where they would spend their days taking care of Chris, mewling at his feet, and engaging in rockin' 4-ways.
And Bob would still be alive.
Chris is already a paranoid asshole. There's really no victory in handing him all the justification in the world for it.
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Re: What if Christian had never been trolled?
I think his friendship with Megan would have lasted slightly longer but he still would have screwed it up no matter what. He would have also been still banned from the Game Place. I do not think his life would have been that much better if he did not get trolled.
I think his friendship with Megan would have lasted slightly longer but he still would have screwed it up no matter what. He would have also been still banned from the Game Place. I do not think his life would have been that much better if he did not get trolled.
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Re: What if Christian had never been trolled?
This'll probably be tl;dr So I'll just put it in spoilers and each part.
What would have inevitably happened No matter what:
What would probably happen
A few possible scenarios of what could happen If he was never trolled would be
Conclusion, It's pretty much what the cwiki said, His life would still be a complete and utter disaster even if he was never trolled.
This'll probably be tl;dr So I'll just put it in spoilers and each part.
What would have inevitably happened No matter what:
1. He would still be banned from theGamePlace And every other store that band for his antics. Christian has a tendency to piss off everyone around him as we all know, And the banning of him from the gameplace Took into effect way before the systematic trolling began. Christian was Not on good terms with the establishment as it was due to the fact that he would get into Arguments with little kids and scaring a lot of people, As well as a lot of loitering.
2. Bob Chandler's death What also have been in evitable due the fact that Barbara would still Be hoarding and most likely he would get the infection regardless of The antics Chris caused.
3. The October 28 incident while debatable, would also most likely be inevitable Due to Chris's obsessive And worked view of victimhood and the need for retribution. Debatably also most likely he would've hired a prostitute regardless.
2. Bob Chandler's death What also have been in evitable due the fact that Barbara would still Be hoarding and most likely he would get the infection regardless of The antics Chris caused.
3. The October 28 incident while debatable, would also most likely be inevitable Due to Chris's obsessive And worked view of victimhood and the need for retribution. Debatably also most likely he would've hired a prostitute regardless.
What would probably happen
1. Megan would have broken all contact with him. Even if he never drew shecameforcwc Something would have probably happens that would piss her off and make or break all contact with him. Most likely scenario would be Chris bitching about how he was banned from thegameplace And most likely him arguing with her that she wouldn't to do anything to help. If that is the straw that would break the camels back, most likely a repeat of the Adam Stackhouse saga would break contact with Him. This now leads to...
2. Endless Kick the autistic incidents. By this I mean Chris entering multiple competitions to win some sort of prize or small ticket to fame, and then losing. Most likely this would cause him to go into mini tardrages and act like a complete lolcow Towards a bunch of people that aren't even aware he exists. This might also lead into his discovery and event inevitable trolling theoretically, But will leave it from there since the cases what if he was never trolled.
3. More love quest antics. Depending on whether Chris gave up on Megan, or she breaks off all contact with him and/or both, Most likely he would continue his love quest going into areas to loiter and harass people and being banned from the place, And then most likely ranting about it in his Sonichu comic, which leads to
4. The Sonichu comics would probably be still in publication. Due to Chris's bloated ego, Followed By the fact that if he was never trolled, he would still think that the comics are very popular and that everyone should kiss his ass for him.
2. Endless Kick the autistic incidents. By this I mean Chris entering multiple competitions to win some sort of prize or small ticket to fame, and then losing. Most likely this would cause him to go into mini tardrages and act like a complete lolcow Towards a bunch of people that aren't even aware he exists. This might also lead into his discovery and event inevitable trolling theoretically, But will leave it from there since the cases what if he was never trolled.
3. More love quest antics. Depending on whether Chris gave up on Megan, or she breaks off all contact with him and/or both, Most likely he would continue his love quest going into areas to loiter and harass people and being banned from the place, And then most likely ranting about it in his Sonichu comic, which leads to
4. The Sonichu comics would probably be still in publication. Due to Chris's bloated ego, Followed By the fact that if he was never trolled, he would still think that the comics are very popular and that everyone should kiss his ass for him.
A few possible scenarios of what could happen If he was never trolled would be
1. He might not have been banned from his church. This is somewhat debatable due to the fact that could have gone into all full-blown rant about how Michael banned him from his favorite hangout spot, but He wouldn't have sent nudes over to someone and then banned from his first church. This is more speculation because as we know Chris has a tendency to piss off people and find ways how to make a mountain out of a molehill.
2. If Still went to the youth group, he might still have been friends with the wallflower. Assuming he did still go to youth group, unless he tried to do something with the wallflower He might've been able to retain a friendship with her for at the very least she wanted to break off contact with him so quickly depending on the situation. However this is hard to say do the fact that Chris has a tendency to not get over things very quickly, has very delusional beliefs of Trulove, and how much BS the wallflower can tolerate (But by judging how quickly chris can piss someone off, she probably wouldn't be able to tolerate him very long
2. If Still went to the youth group, he might still have been friends with the wallflower. Assuming he did still go to youth group, unless he tried to do something with the wallflower He might've been able to retain a friendship with her for at the very least she wanted to break off contact with him so quickly depending on the situation. However this is hard to say do the fact that Chris has a tendency to not get over things very quickly, has very delusional beliefs of Trulove, and how much BS the wallflower can tolerate (But by judging how quickly chris can piss someone off, she probably wouldn't be able to tolerate him very long
Conclusion, It's pretty much what the cwiki said, His life would still be a complete and utter disaster even if he was never trolled.
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Grrrrrr. You already know my pet peeve, people.
Nah, the Horde won't be eatin' any of da humie pinkskins, 'coz da Horde already been eatin'
See....
Now....the Hoard...nobody know what dats gonna do.
Iz sez we gets some Boyz togedda and show da Hoard how flash our Dakka is.
CWCissey said:One of three options
1. Chris forgets that there are no police officers in CWCVille and calls the JERKops.
2. The intruder is eaten by the horde
3. The intruder is caught and
All will be met with lots of STRESS sighs and
Nah, the Horde won't be eatin' any of da humie pinkskins, 'coz da Horde already been eatin'
See....
Now....the Hoard...nobody know what dats gonna do.
Iz sez we gets some Boyz togedda and show da Hoard how flash our Dakka is.
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Assuming the dogs are still alive (he hasn't said anything about them in months, I'm kinda worried), they'd probably bark their heads off before 14BC could even be broken into. That's pretty much was beagles do. Howl and bark like there's no fucking tomorrow.