Containment What If?

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It's no secret that Chris gets away with a lot of messed up shit because he can pull out the "Oh, he has Autism. Let's not be so hard on him" card. So what if Chris couldn't use it to get out of legal situations? What about his whiteknights and Anna? Would they still be with him?
 
My guess is that Anna wouldn't bother with him. She's mainly seeking validation/commiseration for her own severe mental illness.

Other than that... he wouldn't have the tugboat so Borb would probably have forced him to keep working more jobs after he flamed out of Wendy's. Most everything else probably would have been the same. No one ever really cared that his specific mental problem - or one of them, rather - was autism. The Major Wuss would have just called him a Mentally Handicapped Adult Child instead, and the trial would have gone much the same.
 
Are you asking what if he no longer has autism, or if society stops seeing autism as a disability?
If its the latter, the :tugboat: stops, the white knights drop, and everyone tells him to get a job, no sympathy for him.
Chris, being Chris, will still try to play autism card.

Or

What if he never had it? I'd honestly believe bob wouldn't have gotten the :tugboat: chugging, forcing Chris to get a job in the first place.
 
Then he could pull of a trucker look, like the one he failed to pull of in that one picture. All straight men are buff Trucker or Biker types, fact. Well....I guess a lot of gay men are biker types too. Chris sadly isn't attractive like most gay men, I sometimes think Chris and Bruce Villanch are long lost brothers, I'm no joke, 85% sure, I mean Barb did get around. :ween:
 
He would most likely be on wizard chan because even if straight...still awful with women...
 
The true test of a gay man, is whether or not he enjoys David Decotau movies, I sent a copy of, Frankenqueen to Chris, and asked him to write back to me about how he liked it. He hasn't responded, which means he must have been so busy masturbating that he forgot to write me.

"Hmm yeah I'm a self diagnosed Autistic, the trolling doctors don't believe me though."
 
He would decide aspergers is ok and hop on that train instead.
 
What if Chris bought a PS4 on his credit card, but it get's repossessed about a month later?
 
Like say, what would be the reactions of 12 year old, 16 year old, even red-striped shirt Chris towards the depressed tomgirl he is now?
 
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