Containment What If?

He could then only pray that "being really stupid" makes it into the DSM VI.
 
His new card would be:
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hurpdurpmanguy said:
Like say, what would be the reactions of 12 year old, 16 year old, even red-striped shirt Chris towards the depressed tomgirl he is now?
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12 year old would ask Borb to get rid of the creepy man-woman, the 16 year old would ask his gal-pals to help him, and the red-striped shirted Chris would call present-day Chris an impostor.
 
His past self would probably try to warn his future self to change his ways before it's too late, instead of the other way around. Chris is that stupid.
 
Part of me thinks that if past Chris meets new chris, he'd awkwardly attempt to hit on him :lol:
 
If meeting past Chris, would that alter the future Chris in any way? If so...

We'd be hearing now about OPL's "Greatest hardships in life" which would include meeting a overweight man with greasy disgusting hair who talked to him in a high-pitched baby tone who past Bob suspected as a pedophile.
 
the laws of physics disallow time travel solely to prevent this specific scenario from happening.
 
Chris sucks at recognizing faces, so chances are neither Chris would be able to tell the other apart. The older Chris would panic thinking the other was a troll, snap a picture of him for facebook, and run away while most likely sharting his pants full. And the younger one would probably think he's just a sonichu fan trying to snap a picture of her favorite autistic artist.
 
Re: What if Chris was the main character in an "Amnesia" gam

Judge Holden said:
(not at all inspired by my purchase today of the new amnesia game...nope...noway)

For those who dont know, the "Amnesia" series of games is pretty much the only genuinely and brief-soilingly scary survival horror series out there, due in part to the fact that the protagonist has no weapons or means of defending himself aside from running and hiding from the nightmarish monsters which are hunting him/her and the consistantly pitch black tone of the story. Thus I wonder what would chris do if put in the shoes of such a protagonist since running and hiding tend to be his immidiate reaction to most IRL things.

Thus I present this hypothetical scenario

Amnesia: The Tards Descent

“The year is 2013. Penniless Manchild Christian Weston Chandler has returned to the Charlottesville Mall from a disastrous expedition Walmart, which has ended in tragedy. Wracked by autism, haunted by dreams of a dark machine, he recovers consciousness in the darkened, empty mall with no idea how much time has passed since his last memory. As he struggles to his feet, somewhere beneath him an engine splutters, coughs, roars to life…”


Chris is alone, armed with nothing but a fleshlight and has no option but to run and hide from the nightmarish figures that haunt his steps, and has an entire mall to hide in while he tries to find out who or what has trapped him there and survive till the morning

How long does he last?
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Chris won't last a second. Being in a mall, Chris would pretty much leave out enough noise for his pursuers to get him. It doesn't help that when he has :briefs: that his stalkers will sniff him out.
 
Re: What if Chris was the main character in an "Amnesia" gam

hahaha, i can totally see it. your character would be gasping for breath every ten seconds, with a sonichu-decorated iPod for a light source. and instead of a sanity meter, there being a :briefs: -meter :lol:
 
Re: What if a movie was made of Chris's life?

Then everyone on this forum would FINISH THEIR DRINK!
 
Re: What if a movie was made of Chris's life?

It'd likely be a posthumous biopic

and it'd make a shitton of money and people would think it was about a fake individual until they googled him, and cwcisms will become household phrases.
 
Okay, since this got merged with a "who would/could/should play who?" thread...

Camilla Belle as Megan:

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