Containment What If?

He'll have to make really good friends with the pokey's steel sink and that genie with the light brown hair, because he's running out of people who would bail him out.
 
would chris even understand if he committed a serious offense?
 
sparklemilhouse said:
I can imagine him getting in a serious car accident due to not paying attention.
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i like to imagine that.....
 
I would try to get into Chris and Barb's realm of trust, help get Barb put in a nursing home, clean up the hoard, sell anything valuable other than the autism papers, records, guns, relics of fail, legal papers and BMW, sell 14BC as a teardown and get Chris into a situation where he would be treated, taken care of and possibly made more functional. I would even get his Sonic plushie, Li'l Chris, clown doll and baby blanket sanitized for him as comfort objects.

I believe you guys are talking about yurts, the kind that are made to be used in a long-term situation. Some places I have visited have small groups of yurts, mostly church camps, state parks and hippie communes.

Like this:

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He would live the same way he lived in his room before Bob died, but extreme weather (I have only seen them in the Rocky Mountains, Cascade Mountains and Pacific coast areas, all of which have pretty intense weather) combined with him not maintaining the yurt would leave him homeless with his vidya and toys destroyed by rain or snow.
 
It'd just be one more member of my family to not talk to.
 
Obviously OPL would be the helpless victim of a crime that wasn't his fault. It was the fault of that damn dirty Jew who just happened to jump in front of his car and then just laid there as Chris "accidently" reversed over him repeatedly.

He'd then spend his days locked in a cell with a guy named Tiny and he'd be waking up to this everyday.

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Nothing, probably. Sure, there would be an impulse to try to use it to get to a relic of fail or into Casa de Chandler in general, but it wouldn't be worth the drama that would come with it. I prefer to read about drama rather than actually take part in it and I'm wimpy enough that I'd probably wuss out about actually doing anything big. Odds are that if I did do anything, it'd probably be to message Chris and say "hey, you're a distant member of the _____ family, come check out the family tree at Ancestry.com" or something to that nature. You'd have to show proof in order to get him to even really trust you and even then it's more likely he'd ignore whatever you said. It's unusual in general to contact someone just because you're a distant relation unless you're looking for genealogy information.

I probably wouldn't mention anything on here for obvious reasons. Most of the people on here would be cool about it and not harass anyone that's a member of Chris's family, but there's that 10% of weens looking to get their own page/saga on the CWCki. Like another person said, you'd get tired of the JULAY calls after a while. I wouldn't doubt that Chris's dentist uncle probably gets a few CWC related calls a month and countless emails each year.
 
Check the CWCki for his mailbag interactions with Bailey Jay.

His reaction was interesting and a bit muddled.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
Chris would never be a remotely competent horror villain for obvious reasons. I am insterested in what woukd happen 8f he was in a saw movie though.
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He'd probably sit there and whine the entire time. Jigsaw would probably give Chris a food related challenge, such as having to eat through excrement or someone else's semen to get to a key or a switch to unlock himself. I'm not sure what would be worse for him, to be honest. In any case, odds are that Chris wouldn't take Jigsaw seriously and would end up getting killed.

I imagine him acting a little like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDotjppppQ8
 
What if Catfish the Tv show was out during, Chris Chans finding a sweetheart online phase.
Do you think he would be smart enough to write the show?
For those who dont know what catfish is; its about people who meet online. Nev the producer ends up tracking the person down who refuses to meet and, shows up at their door step with the person who wants to meet their online love. Most of the time they end up fake or have been trolling the whole time. I hope I made sense :oops: I'm not good, at explaining things. But what if he would have actually used catfish for bluespike ( i think thats the kid who made him drive to Cleveland)
 
This is something I've begun to wonder considering Chris at one point hating alcohol as much as tobacky. I assume he hares smoking a lot cause it tastes icky, but what if a gal pal took him to a hookah lounge and he had flavored tobacky of different variations? Do you think his opinion would 180 on smoking, would he only allow hookah smoking to be the only type of smoking allowed in cwcville, or is his mind truly closed on the subject?
 
He'd shoot up black tar heroin if there was white china with a taste for China White on the line.
 
Kosher Dill said:
He'd shoot up black tar heroin if there was white china with a taste for China White on the line.
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Idk, he has turned down a single mom. I think maybe he would do that only if the girl he was going for matched the sweetheart material to a "T"
 
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