Containment What If?

Don't think much would have changed. He'd still make his comics, Meagan would leave him (though other means), and if anything, he'd be more dependent on Borb than he is now.

Only we wouldn't get much in the way of details, and the A-Loggers wouldn't exist (for Chris anyways, I'm sure we'd find some other moron instead).
 
His life would still be shit. Remember his FB negative hallmarks moments post? He mentions twolling, but not something specific like the Bluespike saga, Clyde Cash, Liquid Chris and all of the other trolling. He would still be a fat nobody that would do nothing, but a complete nobody at that.
 
Chris fucks up his own life, just like now. Sure, he would be less paranoid but that only means he would be going out and causing trouble without fear of trolls. He was kicked out of places before trolling, he would still be kicked out if he wasn't trolled. Besides, he wants Sonichu to be a franchise. With his ego, he would seek fame and be discovered someday.
 
hurpdurpmanguy said:
He'd become lucid and realize where he is at this point in life.
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He will go insane for a while but then get bored and regain his sanity. He will have complete understanding of the space-time continuum.
 
Maybe some robbers would think the place is abandoned and try to steal the wiring, plumbing or appliances for scrap? If that happens they'd be out of there posthaste.
 
"Go, Acidchu! Go out and trip to the extreme!"

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LSD is a mind altering experience. You look at life in a completely different light. When I have taken it I question a lot of things in my life and your mistakes are seen clearer. Maybe a $10 trip could be all chris needs....
 
I honestly think if someone broke into 14BLC Chris would start crying. When the robbers were gone, Chris would go on facebook and lie about how he tried to fight off the robbers.
 
I kind of like to think that Satan wouldn't be dumb enough to take Chris's soul in the first place. I mean, if you were Satan, would you want Chris-Ch­an tarding around Hell? Constantly whining that the demons are trolling him and the other damned souls are snooty and snobbish?
 
BillRiley said:
I kind of like to think that Satan wouldn't be dumb enough to take Chris's soul in the first place. I mean, if you were Satan, would you want Chris-Ch­an tarding around Hell? Constantly whining that the demons are trolling him and the other damned souls are snooty and snobbish?
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But how else is Chris going to be followed by picklemen screaming Chris is gay.
 
BillRiley said:
I kind of like to think that Satan wouldn't be dumb enough to take Chris's soul in the first place. I mean, if you were Satan, would you want Chris-Ch­an tarding around Hell?
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Hey, Beel is always looking for new "attractions" down there. If you don't play your cards right, you may get a very... familiar roommate in Hell.

Also, I nominate as jurors:
Sequoyah - TRUE and HONEST Cherokian
Corinna Weston - she's been restless after all the broken oaths sworn on her grave
Hans Asperger was disqualified in voir dire for not being American.
 
That's what concerns me about Chris. His limited social skills and shut-in lifestyle, coupled with his antics on the Internet, makes me wonder if he could end up on Nancy Grace for kidnapping or child molestation.
 
I honestly don't believe Chris is capable of committing a serious offense, but if he did, they'd throw him in the slammer for sure. It wouldn't be Chris's first time commiting a major crime...

*cough*10/28/11 never forget*cough*
 
Metasync said:
I honestly don't believe Chris is capable of committing a serious offense, but if he did, they'd throw him in the slammer for sure.
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Not only that, the media would be all over him, and the anti-autism folk will have an excuse to open their mouths.
 
Connor said:
Metasync said:
I honestly don't believe Chris is capable of committing a serious offense, but if he did, they'd throw him in the slammer for sure.
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Not only that, the media would be all over him, and the anti-autism folk will have an excuse to open their mouths.
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"Anti-autism folk"? They exist? I mean are they trying to reduce the number of autistic births or what?
 
Yeah, sure they do. They're small, but vocal. I bet that they'd make an example out of Chris and lobby for a cure.

I happen to have an autism spectrum disorder myself, but I prefer to let my actions define me, not my neurological differences.
 
Connor said:
Yeah, sure they do. They're small, but vocal. I bet that they'd make an example out of Chris and lobby for a cure.

I happen to have an autism spectrum disorder myself, but I prefer to let my actions define me, not my neurological differences.
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They want a cure for autism? Well life is much harder for people on the autistic spectrum. I know some absolutely awesome people with autism including a couple on this board. But I imagine, and I may be wrong in doing so, that their lives would be made much easier if they didn't have autism.

I have bipolar and if someone told me there was a cure I'd jump on that instantly. It wouldn't change who I am it would just allow me to function better in society.
 
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