Containment What If?

Anything his students drew wouldn't be as "good" as his, and he would let them know it. Once an actual talented person called him out he'd lose his patience and be immediately fired.

The real question is what if Chris had some kind of authority over others?
 
What if after Bob died Chris buried him at the Micmac gravesite where the ground had gone sour? And an evil Bob found his way back to 14 Branchland? AUGH YEAH

The soil of a sperg's heart is stonier...
 
At the end Bob has to kill Barb and Chris has to bury Barb thinking it'd solve his problems

It wouldn't.
 
The Internet stops working, and the faint sound of Bob's music plays in the living room. It's the night of the undead lumberjack.
 
Somehow I forsee Randall Flag getting involved in some diabolical way
 
He'd blow blow the budget on nude models pretty damn quick.
 
Judge Holden said:
Would you allow Chris to use you for hanky panky if it saved CatParty's life?
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Only if 1) Chris used a mannequin in my image for hanky panky, 2) I was a homosexual male, or 3) he'd use me for hanky panky except I'm wearing a protective suit that wouldn't really let an inch of him touch me, not even through a barrier.
 
^ Chris wishes he had the Trashcan mans skillz.
 
Chris has heartaches by the number, but he doesn't have a big iron.

Not even Chris would shit on a canvass and call it art.
 
impossibility said:
KANEEEEEEEDA
TETSUOOOOOO
KANEEEEEEDA
TETSUOOOOOO

JULAAAAAAAAY
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That's Mr. Chandler to you!

He'd get trapped in the lawn.
 
There's conventions for comics, anime, furries, trekkies, etc., so what if there was a convention for those of us who follow Chris' antics? Unlikely? Probably so, but might be fun to think about.

:sonichu: What would we call the convention?

:sonichu: What events could we hold?

:sonichu: What would be sold in the dealer's area?

:sonichu: How would Chris react to learning of it?

I'd call it "CWCon". We could have a cosplay contest (wear a clown shirt, dress as a tom-girl, or your favorite Sonichu character or troll), maybe get some Christorical people to be guest speakers, screen audio books and Chris videos. In the dealer's area, you could buy Asperchu comics from Alec, the CWC Adult Chronicles game, or stop for a refreshment at the Fanta stand.
I think Chris would rage, but be secretly thrilled by the attention, and maybe try to attend in disguise :stupid: if it were held nearby.
 
Not sure if it’s been posed before, but my question is this:

What if Chris was to discover any of the number of virtual-life games prevalent online? Things like SecondLife and IMVU are some of the first that come to mind, but really it could be anything along those lines.

From my experience of them, they’re crawling with people who are as socially alienated as Chris (if not more so) and think nothing of hooking up either solely within the game or (in some cases) IRL following a virtual ‘relationship’. I’m curious as to his possible reactions to such an environment.
 
Well I can predict this would happen first. He would find out you're able to make custom built items from furniture buildings and also skins. He would make a half assed attempt to make a sonichu and rosechu skin as well as make cwcville buildings. I'm not not sure what the price is for SL land, but I'm positive he can't afford it. Mone thing chris would then realize is the controls to make shit are a little more complicated them what he's used to, so he would give up on that. Once he finds out you can have virtual sex he will go to SL brothels and kill his :tugboat: on that.
 
He'd get bored and stop playing.

The guy's way too lazy to do something like that. If you've ever done a Little Big Planet level or a Modnation Racer's level those you can barely lift a finger to make.

2007 Chris is dead, welcome to the Chris who is too lazy to turn his PSEye on to record a video.
 
Didn't Chris play Second Life or some similar game using a female avatar? I remember some picture like that on the CWCiki.
 
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