Containment What If?

CatParty said:
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You have to wonder who the real autistics are if the Christorian community is doubling up even on absurd, obscure topics like this.
 
Could you please rephrase this post so that everyone can take a drink?
 
It would probably be done posthumously after Chris becomes a massive urban legend, and called something witty like "CHANDLER: the untold story"
 
Okay, if this documentary has a drinking game:
Take a drink whenever Sonichu is mentioned.
Take a drink whenever an attraction sign is mentioned.
Take a drink whenever MLW is mentioned.
Finish your drink if MLW is interviewed.
Finish a 6-pack if Megan is interviewed.
Take a shot whenever the Game Place is mentioned.
Take a shot whenever church is mentioned.
1 shot of tequila if Rocky is interviewed.
2 shots of tequila if Christian's rape comment is brought up to Rocky.
Kegstand if Rocky defends Chris.
Take a shot if Anna is interviewed.
Take a drink if she defends Chris after his comments are brought up. Seek medical attention.
Take a drink whenever trolling is brought up.
Finish 2 drinks if Bluespike is mentioned to be a 13 year old boy.
 
Jessica Sideways is doing something like this. Pretty much a case of discovering Chris after the party was over. Honestly, there's almost enough stuff on her(used to be a him) that she would qualify for a thread herself.
 
He could attempt to buy an entire city with $70 billion, thus making CWCville a reality.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
Okay, if this documentary has a drinking game:
Take a drink whenever Sonichu is mentioned.
Take a drink whenever an attraction sign is mentioned.
Take a drink whenever MLW is mentioned.
Finish your drink if MLW is interviewed.
Finish a 6-pack if Megan is interviewed.
Take a shot whenever the Game Place is mentioned.
Take a shot whenever church is mentioned.
1 shot of tequila if Rocky is interviewed.
2 shots of tequila if Christian's rape comment is brought up to Rocky.
Kegstand if Rocky defends Chris.
Take a shot if Anna is interviewed.
Take a drink if she defends Chris after his comments are brought up. Seek medical attention.
Take a drink whenever trolling is brought up.
Finish 2 drinks if Bluespike is mentioned to be a 13 year old boy.
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i love it. But what i meant was that it's been joked (by me) that we should take a shot whenever someone posts about wanting to make a documentary about Chris. (it comes up with some frequency). since your post was about some hypothetical people making a documentary, i wasn't sure it qualified, so i was hoping you'd just say that you want to make the documentary so that i can get drunk and blame it on you.
 
Mourning Dove said:
Comedians would have a field day for however long Chris stays in the limelight.
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And chris would see those comedians as ]:(P .
 
"Hmm yeah, my citizens, I am learning currently where countries like Africa and the middle east and such, are on the uh- yeah da map, so I will be better informed. And I promise dat I will not be all- bad and such- as the last guy- the last pres di dent,uh Mr. Barack. Hey- atleast I wont be all having uh hanky panky with a lady if she isn't ma sweetheart like Reagan in da 90's. And I uh promise dat der will not be the uh homo- GAY marriage, yeah uh dose guys wont get a- well ah- like- uh their way. Yeah well anyway ma citizens uh yeah thank you and uh stay STRAIGHT, and safe and such. Peace."

I would sell ALL of my comics and give the money to charity, if I could see a debate between OPL and 3rd party candidate, Jesse Ventura. Chris would probably :briefs: from his voice alone.

I would make sure to tune in to every Bill Maher ep, never in history would a comedian have so much to work with, just given to him, on a platter.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
Sad thing, is people would probably give him candy. They would just think someone's special ed case snuck out of the house without mommy's permission, and they'd call the cops thinking he was lost.
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And they would be right.
 
The GAMe PLACe would become the unfortunate victim of an 'accidental' drone strike.
 
The Tea Party would choose him as their new Messiah
 
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Pikimon said:
The Tea Party would choose him as their new Messiah
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I'm pretty sure the Tea Party is against blobs who abuse welfare. They might just see him as the Anti-Christ. :lol:




Modern Politics has become almost all about mud slinging so Chris wouldn't survive since he can't take personal attacks very well. (:_(
 
Chris would have to have some third party, the CWC party. Then he could debate Jesse Ventura! AUGH YEAH
 
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