Containment What If?

They'd look away at each other after a moment of being freaked out.

But yeah, unless it's hard enough to send Barb to the hospital, not much would happen. Chris is mentally sick, but Barb is even worse.
 
Chris has the strength of 5 pre-schoolers. Barb wouldn't be too hurt. (physically, anyway)
 
He will knock her on her backside, stand on her gut like a log roller, and roll her fat right through her skull!
 
Let's say Mr. Chris decided to explore some sort of club/rave type genre and decided to make mixes of songs. What would they sound like and what would his stage DJ name be?
 
The music would sound like the Hedgehog Boys albums and his stage name would most likely have a Pokemon reference in it.

DJ Sonichu Trainer?
 
You've never heard the KCWC tapes? We'd just get falsified news reports about Mario and Yoshi being tended to by their mommies after getting injured on Toad Highway.
 
His musical tastes seem to be mostly pop stuff that teenage girls in the late 90's/early 00's were into. (influence from the 'gal pals') It would be mostly Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys I bet.
 
Judge Holden said:
He will knock her on her backside, stand on her gut like a log roller, and roll her fat right through her skull!

Nah I doubt Chris would take advantage of the shock.

He would be MC Nugget and his 'remixes' would just be him caterwauling over Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears with the odd Christian and the Hedgehog Boys song being played.
 
dj tomgirl wouldn't know how to work the equipment.
nor could he take requests because "I'M WORKIN ON IT"
 
DJ Trollhunter would be da most WAY PAST COOL DJ with da power in da club, playin' the hottest pop, anime, and video game music!

At least for a night, after which he'd get fired.
 
Predators are the only ones who use body heat, and doesn't Chris carry around a switch blade with him or something like that?
 
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Anchuent Christory said:
What would happen?

I'd knock him up my scale of respect by 2 points.

Having at an elderly woman is, indeed, a great sign of respect.
 
Barb would give Chris a spanking. He might also be arrested for assault, but I doubt Barb would call the cops.
 
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