Containment What If?

Probably grossed out. I know I would.

I was reading the thread about who Chris sees nowadays, and this thought just came into my mind.

I think we'd be seeing more tard raging over FB on a more regular basis.
 
He needs to buy this gangsta shit right here
 

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It would be actually good for Chris to have a competent tutor. Someone who cuts Chris from all vidya and internet, forces him to eat healthy food and shower daily, and puts some responsabilities on him (tasks/errands/work). Chris would improve, or at least he wouldn't get worse.

CatParty said:
there is little evidence that she isn't
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^this

She has trolled her own son until turning him into the despicable being that we all know.
 
Duckmongler said:
CatParty said:
there is little evidence that she isn't
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^this

She has trolled her own son until turning him into the despicable being that we all know.
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And Bob tried to counter-troll her by turning Chris into a half-way respectable member of society.

It all makes sense now!
 
Chris would be humbled to meet him course but much like Miyamoto, the Pope would be even more humbled to meet Chris.
 
Duckmongler said:
It would be actually good for Chris to have a competent tutor. Someone who cuts Chris from all vidya and internet, forces him to eat healthy food and shower daily, and puts some responsabilities on him (tasks/errands/work). Chris would improve, or at least he wouldn't get worse.
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No Chris would find a way to get worse, that's perhaps his one true talent. Whenever you think he's hit rock bottom, he finds a way to dig deeper.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
What if Chris was like Fatman AUGH YEAH and made videos of him eating on YouTube? Would the trolls laugh or be grossed out?

AUGH YEAH
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He made a video of himself eating a microwaved pizza once, and I recall that it was rather revolting.
 
Agree with above posters, Barb may as well be the mastertroll for all harm she's done to Chris over his life. And like the best trolls, he doesn't even realise it.
 
Probably one of the worst "What Ifs" out here in this forum but I had a disturbing thought. Say that there's an Internet contest for twerking and the winner gets of course money. The contest asks participants to make a video of themselves twerking for at least two minutes to a song; especially the ones that are rap or have lyrics to twerking. If the song they chose is above two minutes like up to three, they have to keep twerking for that long until the song engs. Yes most of us have seen this video before.

[youtube]wRD1EBmaRx4[/youtube]

To be fair, I kinda blame Jackie for telling Chris to do this but at the same time, he's a dumbass loser :alog: . I think Chris would get tired in less than two minutes for constant twerking. What do you think?

(For those who don't know what twerking is, Google and YouTube are your friends. Look them up but be prepared to be shocked.)
 
Now that I see it, damn, is it me or does Chris has cellulite? Because it sure as hell looks like one.

On topic though, Chris would get tired and get heartaches :heart-empty:
 
Mourning Dove said:
Wasn't a thread about Chris twerking locked before? :?
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Ooops. I looked into that but it's just talking about Chris twerking compared to Miley Cyrus. In this thread, is about Chris entering a twerking contest but it seems that was discussed before but in a thread about him making money. I'm guessing his ass is considered a disgusting body part of his? If so, I guess this thread should be locked or deleted. Sorry if I screwed up.
 
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