Containment What If?

He'd come out pretty much the same. Autism hasn't crippled him nearly as much as his own parents have. Maybe that was a result of them thinking he would just be a slow-in-the-mind, but the fact remains that they were too old to be having a child and their parenting reflects that.
 
It's more likely than you think.
All a news station has to do is run a fluff piece on Internet bullying. He could start local and move his way up. However, these news people would do anything to make him appear normal. He'd have to go through practice interviews, get cleaned up, have makeup and lights, the works. When he'd want to bring up Megan or Mike, they would tell him to keep it general, he'd probably not understand, and they'd be forced to find someone else.
 
A wild animal would get into his home and Chris would lose a finger trying to pet it.
 
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I know Chris was into anime a few years ago but he does not talk about it much now. I wonder what would happen if he watched Kill La Kill. The main character of the show Ryuko Matoi, is searching for her fathers killer. The show has developed a very large internet following in a short amount of time. The 7th episode of the show just aired today. I am guessing he would like the fan service of the show but he would probably complain about this scene.
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Still though he could have already watched the show. It would be funny though he made his Lego High School look like Honnouji Academy.
 
Re: What if Our Pet Lolcow watched and became a fan of Kill

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I know Chris was into anime a few years ago but he does not talk about it much now. I wonder what would happen if he watched Kill La Kill. The main character of the show Ryuko Matoi, is searching for her fathers killer. The show has developed a very large internet following in a short amount of time. The 7th episode of the show just aired today. I am guessing he would like the fan service of the show but he would probably complain about this [youtube]9k3QySd3AjI[/youtube]
Still though he could have already watched the show. It would be funny though he made his Lego High School look like Honnouji Academy.
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And yes he would complain that he needs a sports bra. He would like the panty shots though, which is ironic from a self proclaimed feminist since most feminists find fan service like that offensive
 
DrChristianTroy said:
sparklemilhouse said:
Anderson would find out what Chris has said about gay people, and he'd grill him on live tv, and Chris would yell and maybe cry.
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You have no idea how amazing this sounds.
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Anderson Cooper would make the perfect sweetheart for Chris, he's tall, average body type, and is a Vanderbilt (extremely old money for you non history people) if Chris came out and married Anderson he'd never work a day for the rest of his life.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Cooper seems way to classy to lower himself to the Chandlers though.
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I didn't say Chris is the perfect sweetheart for Anderson.
 
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Oh, you meant ON HIS TV SHOW! I get it now. It would be a train-wreck of an interview. And poorly rated by Nielsen.
 
As we know, Chris has a bad habit of turning even the most saintly, well-intentioned helpers into trolls out of frustration with his sheer cussedness. What if he were to be in the custody of Pope Francis for an extended period?
 
Kathy Griffin would burst from ceiling to save Anderson Cooper from Chris Chan.
 
Pope Francis seems to be more appreciative toward Homos. So he might like Chris.
 
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