Containment What If?

I think that he'd get upset, but the scene probably wouldn't be nearly as dramatic as we'd all want it to be. Chris would stress sigh and maybe even try to blame anything other than his lack of foresight with building or handling the set. He'd try to slowly collect all the pieces while he was aware of the eyes of everyone in the store on him, and would avoid eye contact with anyone helping him. They'd get a sullen "thank you" and a bit of a stinkeye because part of him would wonder if they were going to try to keep anything. Chris would probably try to get someone to get on their hands and knees to look under all of the tables.

I don't know that there'd be hundreds of pieces everywhere though- it depends on how hard it hit the floor and how well built it was or not. I think that it'd mostly hit the floor in a few big pieces and that the bigger casualties would be the smaller, thinner pieces and the characters. I can see the thinner pieces just cracking in half. Ultimately Chris would whine about it on facebook and make it seem like the set was so much more of an achievement than it really was, then go out and buy more sets to build a new high school lego set with.
 
The kids would get the little Lego pieces and they'd throw it again on the ground while chanting "LEGO is DEAD!" :julay:
 
I actually am working on a fictional story for my creative writing course called "Bobby", which is inspired by a mix between Chris' sick mentality and the movie The Loved Ones.
 
I think that Champs is right- Chris would overall like the experience at first, especially since his first exposure to hookahs would be with some sort of bar setup. He'd likely go with a big group of people and get excited that the entire setup felt kind of exotic, like something out of an anime.

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If he was in the area, I could see him doing relatively well with a place such as Off the Hookah in Richmond. That place is usually packed with VCU college kids, so odds are he wouldn't be immediately ostracized. VCU is kind of known for being very eclectic. I think that people can share one big hookah even if they don't know one another, but I'm not sure. I've never been in there. From what I can see the place can get pretty packed, so he might freak out at the amount of people there. I think he'd like all the different flavors though.
 
Bridechu said:
There's a possibly autistic oblivious otaku shut-in in the novel World War Z who ends up surviving, but he's also very intelligent and had read a lot on the zombies before he ends up among them. He also has a huge nutting up moment and a lot of luck.

Chris would probably try to be a quisling; just break down and act like a zombie himself. If he was really lucky, the smell would repel the real zombies and he'd live as a shuffling, drooling, brainless creature and he'd at least be getting exercise and fresh air.
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If you're talking about the guy who found his grandfather's WW2 katana, yes, but mostly because he broke the laws of physics by repeatedly using a fragile blade without it breaking. When a katana hits bone, it risks being damaged severely every time. It's why traditional samurai often used combat methods focusing on the abdomen when wielding a katana. They had different, heftier blades that wouldn't fracture under the stress of a beheading but now I'm just sperging *yawn*
 
There's A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole, published in 1980, two years before OPL's birth. I actually haven't read the book, but the main character strongly reminds me of OPL.
 
He would lock himself in his house or car and be too scared to leave.

If a group of non-walkers found him first, they might try and persuade him that he wasn't safe unless he joined them. They would give up after a while.

Pretty quickly he would get bitten.
 
A-Stump said:
If you're talking about the guy who found his grandfather's WW2 katana, yes, but mostly because he broke the laws of physics by repeatedly using a fragile blade without it breaking. When a katana hits bone, it risks being damaged severely every time. It's why traditional samurai often used combat methods focusing on the abdomen when wielding a katana. They had different, heftier blades that wouldn't fracture under the stress of a beheading but now I'm just sperging *yawn*
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Yeah, it's a real immersion breaker when they use katanas like great swords. And apparently the WWII-issued sword were prone to sucking because of the mass production and the shortage of talent, time and materials. A lot of Japanese sword collectors/smiths/swordsmen don't consider them to be real katanas.

Also, ninjas apparently didn't use katanas; when they did use swords they used really cheap blades in case they had to ditch them. I think I read that in Shojo Jump.
 
Bridechu said:
A-Stump said:
If you're talking about the guy who found his grandfather's WW2 katana, yes, but mostly because he broke the laws of physics by repeatedly using a fragile blade without it breaking. When a katana hits bone, it risks being damaged severely every time. It's why traditional samurai often used combat methods focusing on the abdomen when wielding a katana. They had different, heftier blades that wouldn't fracture under the stress of a beheading but now I'm just sperging *yawn*
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Yeah, it's a real immersion breaker when they use katanas like great swords. And apparently the WWII-issued sword were prone to sucking because of the mass production and the shortage of talent, time and materials. A lot of Japanese sword collectors/smiths/swordsmen don't consider them to be real katanas.

Also, ninjas apparently didn't use katanas; when they did use swords they used really cheap blades in case they had to ditch them. I think I read that in Shojo Jump.
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True ninja used tools and weapons that could be hidden or disguised as something else so yes that is true. It's also useful to consider them more as spies because I'd read that most of their responsibilities were to gather information, engage in arson, and very occasionally assassinate someone.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
October 28th, 2011 would have played out differently.

Either that, or it'd just become as dilapidated as the other residents of the the "Chandler Graveyard".
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The GamE PlacE would no longer be standing.
 
Due to the over powering smell of :briefs: and lack of personal hygiene, Chris would smell like a corpse to begin with and as such, the walkers wouldn't pay attention to him. And with his dead eye stare and autistic powers, other survivors would no doubt believe him to be a zombie.

If however a zombie outbreak were to happen, I don't think Chris would notice right away, he'd no doubt be locked away in his room playing his PStriple for the first couple of days, eventually venturing outside to go to McDonalds. He'd get in his car and drive there only to find the place either locked or nobody is inside to make his healthy McWraps. He'd then *SIGH* followed by :briefs: before (:_( before finally dying from starvation.

He'd then come back as a walker. And I can see him being like Bub from Day of the Dead, he'd remember everything about his past. So he'd try to communicate with other walkers, telling them about Sonichu and how he's looking for a 18-current age sweetheart zombie. And he'd no doubt make youtube videos raging and cursing (grunting his way through the video) at those dang dirty survivor trolls who keep killing all his potential sweetheart zombies before (:_( once more.
 
Would Chris finally merge with machine and become immortal, so he can play vidya with tug boat money forever? or would he not be given access to the technology, since he is mentally ill? How miserable would he be as an immortal who still cant get a heart sweet? I suppose he could he get a sexy artificial body, but that wouldn't make him any less awkward.

"hmm yeah I got a 12 inch robot penis installed, but I STILL CANT get a Girlfriend!!!? WHAT THE HELL!!!??"
Then Annatron would reply
"Oh Chris even if it takes 2000 more years, your So gonna get a babe!"
 
He wouldn't be able to afford any of it and would make whiny facebook posts about it for years.
Ween kids would donate the money to him after making him promise to make more videos.
And thus we would have content for many millenia.
He'd probably break his new robot body somehow.
 
LOL Chris doesn't have enough money for a new robot penis so he gets a used one, and he isn't told that it used to belong to a gay man.
 
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