Containment What If?

I don't drink, but if i did, i probably would, just to see how far can things get with chris being drunk, for what i've read, he has been drunk before, but i just couldn't find any videos, or transcripts, or e-mails or posts were he acts/talks/writes like that...
 
actually, i'd take him to a bar where he;d feel most at home.

a gay bar.
 
FemboiBunny said:
I don't drink, but if i did, i probably would, just to see how far can things get with chris being drunk, for what i've read, he has been drunk before, but i just couldn't find any videos, or transcripts, or e-mails or posts were he acts/talks/writes like that...
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Well in a video where he went to the Game Place, he mentioned that he had a bottle of Budd earlier. I don't know if that would be enough to make him drunk but it could be enough to put him under some influence, especially since he said that after going to the bar, he went to take a picture of Snyder at the Game Place to make a dart board.
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I wonder how Chris would build with his Legos while drunk? Would the structures be even more architecturally unstable than if he were sober?
 
I don't think he has the willpower to not get a PS4. He might hold out, but the first time he saw an exclusive he wanted, he'd rationalize it any way he could. Unless he somehow convinced himself Godbear was going to give him one for free.

"PS4? Well, I need to save da tugboat, so I can't buy it (:_( ...but yesterday when I was playing da PS3 my kitty sat on it and put her paw over the 3, and since da cat's paws have four toes, den it must be Godbear telling me He will give me da PS4 FOR FREE! IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED!"
 
Honey, I'm an alcoholic. I'll get beer under any circumstance.

CatParty said:
actually, i'd take him to a bar where he;d feel most at home.

a gay bar.
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+5 Christorian points for the semicolon
 
FemboiBunny said:
I don't drink, but if i did, i probably would, just to see how far can things get with chris being drunk, for what i've read, he has been drunk before, but i just couldn't find any videos, or transcripts, or e-mails or posts were he acts/talks/writes like that...
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he got tipsy on kahlua and did this
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There's no way I would. He's almost my age and it would be like talking to a little kid. I'll be honest, I don't know a thing about pokemon or anything he's into and he'd have no interest in what I like.
 
(Long time lurker, first time poster. Hi, everybody!)

I would, and I'd buy the first round. I think it would be interesting to hear what he had to say in a more relaxed setting. And yes, he could probably use the time out of the house.
 
Vulturelet said:
I live close enough to Chris that this isn't a totally hypothetical question for me, and I'd have to say the answer is a pretty solid fuck, no.
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Are you a girl? Because, if so, I can see a Kickstarter coming together.

Also, Marv, isn't it within your powers to try and get that together if you really wanted to?
 
:lol: .

No.

However, if I was at a bar and saw CWC sitting in the corner with his handheld vidya system and his almost finished bawdle of bud just by happenstance, I'd have the bartender send him a beer on me with the message that it's compliments of the, 'fan of :sonichu: ,' while waiving and giving him his patented famous 'thumbs up' at him when he looks over.

Then I'd finish my drink, pay my tab, go over to him and say, " :asperchu: was better," and out the door I'd walk into the night to make my escape.

Maybe even hit him with a 'curse-ye-hame-ha,' as I back out the front the door depending on how intoxicated I was at that point.
 
In my opinion, he will get the PS4 sooner or later; he has to save his tugboat up enough so he can drive his way out to Best Buy and buy one. As long his tugboat keeps coming in, he will find a way to get what he wants whether we like it or not.
 
yeah, I'd love to do shots with Chris. Get him absolutely hammered drunk and see what sorta madness he'd say.
I'd listen to him talk about Sonichu. He'd get a night out, I'd get to hang with Chris (the man-child, the legend) and everyone wins.
 
I would show him how cool is to hang out with the bros. I'll take him to a bar and give him a crash course of pick up art.

Then I'll try to get him to talk with a intonxicated hoe so he can have some interaction with the ladies. I will show him how wrong he was to shun his male peers.
 
c-no said:
FemboiBunny said:
I don't drink, but if i did, i probably would, just to see how far can things get with chris being drunk, for what i've read, he has been drunk before, but i just couldn't find any videos, or transcripts, or e-mails or posts were he acts/talks/writes like that...
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Well in a video where he went to the Game Place, he mentioned that he had a bottle of Budd earlier. I don't know if that would be enough to make him drunk but it could be enough to put him under some influence, especially since he said that after going to the bar, he went to take a picture of Snyder at the Game Place to make a dart board.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMZAsb2ALIM
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Chris's weight makes the idea of him getting even slightly drunk off of one beer pretty unlikely. The dartboard idea was all him.
 
I would go to see how he acts and tell y'all about it. I'm afraid since I'm a non-fat mostly white woman he would try to get my China.
 
No, and I don't think getting a few drinks in him (or many) would loosen him up or make him more sociable. Given his current state of mind, he'd probably become even more morose and self-pitying. I don't drink anymore anyway, but I can only imagine listening to a 32-year-old man whining about high school would be a serious buzzkill.
 
Absolutely. I mean, who wouldn't reach for the alcohol if they had to interact with him for a whole night. :alog: Oh... you meant would I willing go for a drink with him? No, the whole story about someone getting a rash just from touching him really worries me. However, compared to the "privilege" of drinking with Coleslaw, at least Chris might use his :tugboat: to pay for his drinks.
 
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