Containment What If?
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Only if I can go with Chris and a small group of peeps from the CWCki. I'm a woman and do not like the idea of being alone with a drunk Chris. If he's grabby when he's sober, I'm sure he's worse when he's been drinking. Not to mention I wouldn't want him to think this was a "date."
But yeah, apart from that, I'd like to take him out for a couple of drinks. On the condition he showers and puts on some fresh (read: washed) clothes before hand. No one wants to be around an unwashed Chris.
But yeah, apart from that, I'd like to take him out for a couple of drinks. On the condition he showers and puts on some fresh (read: washed) clothes before hand. No one wants to be around an unwashed Chris.
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Yeah, sure. I mean, if I've got some reason to be in Charlottesville sometime, I could probably get a few people together and get Chris to hang out with us. Really, I think the biggest concern would be Barb not letting him go out.Christ-ian said:
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Damn right! I'd love to learn more about him by interacting with him in person. I'd even buy the beer (or one for myself and a Fuzzy Navel for CWC)
I'd like to hear him out. Be a friend that he could have in droves if he wasn't a sperg, you know?
I'd like to hear him out. Be a friend that he could have in droves if he wasn't a sperg, you know?
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ChaosAkita said:
Well what beer have you tried? Big brands like Miller lite or Budweiser aren't the best. There's stout beer manufactured under the name Obsidian, I think, that I had once. Strong stuff but it has a very musky aroma and is more flavorful than what Chris drinks at least.
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Marvin said:Oh yeah, it's been years. Plus I could've lightly disguised myself and came back weeks later and he wouldn't recognize me. Chris isn't that bright.
Kidding me? The
who stole Emiry from him that fateful day was one of thousands employed by Slaweel. If you were to once again don the attire you'd be #429, kind of like a stormtrooper
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Yeah, hell, I would even buy him a lap dance at some tit bar and get him to try to smoke a bowl. unfortunately, I live in Colorado so it's a dream that will forever be unreachable.
Alas, I doubt he would even hang with me for a second though. I know as soon as I bought him a round and was like "So, what's the deal with Wendy's, I mean, really?" he would bolt out the door due to being a tattooed lanky male with no sweet china. It's kind of sad, really, because Chris I think needs one bro's night out once in his life.
Alas, I doubt he would even hang with me for a second though. I know as soon as I bought him a round and was like "So, what's the deal with Wendy's, I mean, really?" he would bolt out the door due to being a tattooed lanky male with no sweet china. It's kind of sad, really, because Chris I think needs one bro's night out once in his life.
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cheersensei said:Forget the beer, shots would be a lot more fun.
Speaking of which, I wonder what Chris would be like if he got drunk off of shots.
Bailey's Irish Cream would get him hammered because it tastes good and he has the palate of a 10 year old. It's like 30% ABV too, so if he tried drinking it like soda he'd get wasted.
This has really piqued my curiosity. Some people can completely change when they get drunk and I can't help but wonder if his 'shadow personality' would show itself if he had enough.
If I went drinking with him with the intention of getting drunk I'd probably do straight gin. It's the hardest stuff I've done since I'm mostly a wine guy
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Dreamatorium said:cheersensei said:Forget the beer, shots would be a lot more fun.
Speaking of which, I wonder what Chris would be like if he got drunk off of shots.
Bailey's Irish Cream would get him hammered because it tastes good and he has the palate of a 10 year old. It's like 30% ABV too, so if he tried drinking it like soda he'd get wasted.
This has really piqued my curiosity. Some people can completely change when they get drunk and I can't help but wonder if his 'shadow personality' would show itself if he had enough.
If I went drinking with him with the intention of getting drunk I'd probably do straight gin. It's the hardest stuff I've done since I'm mostly a wine guy
Layered shots would even be more palatable, especially those with Balieys as you mentioned, or various flavored vodkas and schnapps. We've seen the sweet tooth he's got. Personally, I'd rather see his reaction to more powerful flavored shots, such as Fireball or Rumple Minze, or a personal favorite, Tarantula.
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CharlesBarkley said:
I'm pretty sure any female touching him affectionately on a voluntary basis would immediately result in Chris thinking he'd found his Heartsweet. I'm not sure what he'd do next, but I can almost guarantee it would result in him being expelled from the club forcibly.
