Containment What If?

Charon said:
Sure I would. I'd buy a big bottle of Bailey's and he would drink it while we were talking about Sonichu, being banned from places and Sarah Bevel, I would be drinking Jagerbombs from a fifth of Jagermeister and 8 tall cans of Red Bull, and I would video-record it on a hidden camera. we would both pass out and come-to sometime later, I would have to get the carpet cleaned and burn incense to get the smell of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, hoard and rotten watermelons out once he waddles back out to the Cadillac and goes home to :snorlax:.
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And later when you check the camera to discover what happened after the blackout, you discover.... Buttsex.
 
He's fat, lazy and sex crazed so I guess I'd go with Dionysus as his father.

He'd be enthused to be at a camp with so many pretty ladies, including no incest taboos. But he'd probably quickly get the living shit beaten out of him by every single individual with a vagina there and be left alone to cry in the woods.
 
Bridechu said:
He's fat, lazy and sex crazed so I guess I'd go with Dionysus as his father.

He'd be enthused to be at a camp with so many pretty ladies, including no incest taboos. But he'd probably quickly get the living shit beaten out of him by every single individual with a vagina there and be left alone to cry in the woods.
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He'd want to go home when all the Hermes kids start trolling the living shit out of him.
 
Let me just start by saying that I work in bars and clubs, so I've seen my share of people like Chris schlep up for a drink when it's quiet and sometimes stick around when things get going. On that note, I totally would have a drink with Chris. And hell, I'd buy the first few. We all know that OPL has an affinity for cheap beers like Bud, the best that :tugboat: can buy (at least where I'm at). While I'm not particularly a beer drinker myself, I'd have a few Black Martinis. And just bullshit for a little while. (This is just pre-gaming, folks.)

As the night progresses and the YOUNG LAIDEEEEEESSSSS, 21 to his current age, come in (many of which I am friends with), I'd get him and Adios Mother Fucker :fapcup: and enjoy watching the interaction, or lack thereof, with Boyfriend-Free Girls. :heart-full: This scenario has the potential to get much more elaborate in that I usually allow people I know to come up into the DJ Booth and chill with me for a bit. Unfortunately, I see every single one of those scenarios ending the same way: :heart-empty: *SIGH* :briefs: (:_(
 
deeman said:
Pikonic said:
They can't rebel because thy don't feel rebellious. They don't feel rebellious because ChrisGod won't let them feel in such a way.
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You shot me down there, if Chris had brains, maybe he's have some complaints and solutions put on show just for the sake of using his divine mercy.
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This feels like that parallel where he hand picked his mailbag questions in mailbag 50 (I think), where he only had letters kissing his ass, with like one or two actually being critical so he can be like, "look, I'm not perfect, but at least I can handle this critisism"

Oh my god! The hilarity. They'd hate him for being normal, and he'd rage about how they won't accept him as their god.
Chris: I have autism and everyone is a damn troll. I live with my mom and don't work. I'm so bad with the ladies. *SIGH* I Was once SO Desperate I ACTUALLY hired A Hooker!
Wizards: .....you've had sex? GTFO
 
exball said:
Bridechu said:
He's fat, lazy and sex crazed so I guess I'd go with Dionysus as his father.

He'd be enthused to be at a camp with so many pretty ladies, including no incest taboos. But he'd probably quickly get the living shit beaten out of him by every single individual with a vagina there and be left alone to cry in the woods.
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He'd want to go home when all the Hermes kids start trolling the living shit out of him.
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"Those dang HERMOES. Always spoiling ma fun" *SIGH*
 
This is my first attempt at starting a thread and I apologize if this has already been discussed. So here's the deal: While I was reading through the "Why do people hate Anna?" thread, I had a Fridge Logic moment while making myself a cocktail. Bear with me.

We all know Anna is a hipster. Or at least that seems to be the general consensus. Anyway, a hipster's *favorite* thing to do is claim to be part of a trend before it really caught on, right?

Well, what if Anna's constant White Knighting and/or Asspatting of OPL is because, in her mind, she thinks that people will eventually start to ignore his antics and treat him like the special snowflake that he is, therefore legitimately making her the one person doing it before it was cool? There's also speculation that she's also one of his biggest trolls, which I certainly wouldn't rule out, either.

So I guess what I'm getting at is what if there are different reasons for Anna being his friend?
 
I'd love to grab a beer with CWC. Hell, I'd take him to Vegas with me!
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

So Champ shed some light for me..

champthom said:
You know, most people don't realize this but she didn't take up the white knighting schtick until she went to PVCC and #sonichu with "new" information when it was stuff we already knew and we told her to deliver or GTFO.
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This makes me think she's the asspatter she is to stick it to the people who rejected her attempts to get attention online.
Then again, I'm just some asshole on a forum. Hell, maybe she's sorry for writing Crazy Pacer.
 
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I'd love to have a beer with Christian
Oh, I'd love to have a beer with Chris
We drink in moderation
Even if he smells of piss
 
A beer? Sure, why not? I've drank alcoholic beverages with people a lot worse company than Chris, in all honesty.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

Anna's life was altered by Chris' e-fame and I think it has hurt her self esteem. Being "rejected" by the trolling community left her feeling inferior, and recently she had been confiding with Chris as a fellow "high functioning" Autistic/Aspie, probably self diagnosed. She gets a lot of spam from weens, and she baits the trolls enough to earn herself a LOLcow status of her own. She has to defend Chris because she decided she's just as disadvantaged as he is to justify her position in life being the same as his: alone and disappointed.

I don't hate Anna, I just pity her.
 
Pine Tar said:
It would look like this:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udnj9_x-TNk
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That was my first thought as well. There would be only a few people attending.

I'd probably be cordial but try not to divulge on here that I lived next door to him. He'd find out about it, which would spark off the drama. I imagine that it would probably be somewhat like GamePlace, but only next door to him.
 
Invest in some wind turbines to blow the horrible stench the other way. Also, pay a guy to dress up in a pickle suit and mow his lawn.
 
I'd be cool and welcome him over to cookouts that my partner and I have, not letting him know that I am fully aware of his shenanigans. After he got to see that we're normal people who don't flaunt our sexuality, I would start to host the weekly Gay Pickle Suited Book Club. First book? "Invisible Life" by E. Lynn Harris - an African American law student's sexual discovery.
 
Break in and set up hidden cameras while I search for the Autism papers and any other relics of fail.
 
I would call the nearest sanitary center if I smell :briefs:. Remember folks, they're toxic! A danger to public health!
 
Buy random junk from Goodwill and put it on his windshield.

I've heard they're making comic books in which the hero is gay, so I'd buy some and put them on his doorstep to grind his gears.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

"What if"
 
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