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I'd marvel at the speed with which my property value dropped.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

Pikonic said:
So Champ shed some light for me..

champthom said:
You know, most people don't realize this but she didn't take up the white knighting schtick until she went to PVCC and #sonichu with "new" information when it was stuff we already knew and we told her to deliver or GTFO.

This makes me think she's the asspatter she is to stick it to the people who rejected her attempts to get attention online.
Then again, I'm just some asshole on a forum. Hell, maybe she's sorry for writing Crazy Pacer.

I'm sure you're closer to the truth than you think.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

She is an attention whore wanting to be seen as a totally nice person by being a "friend" (aka enabler) to an autistic crybaby, and from what Champ said, to get back at the trolling community by becoming Chris' "friend".
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

What do you mean 'What if'?

Anna DOES have ulterior motives, whether to prevent Chris from ever getting legitimate china, to get him thrown in jail, or just to keep him as pathetic as he is now to make herself feel better as a lizard person thing is not confirmed...
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

I guess the point I'm trying to make is other than the reasons we KNOW she is his friend, why would any otherwise rational individual (and believe me, I'm not saying she is), constantly reassure someone who is clearly the cause of their issues that they are not to blame and refuse to call them out on their dumbfuckery? I agree that she's attention whoring and trying to piggyback on his e-fame, but what does she think she realistically stands to gain from it? Her being his friend is some feeble minded attempt to try to get back at the trolling community for rejecting her as others have stated and I can totally see that. But something in the back of my mind is telling me that there's a whole lot more to it. Then again, I'm probably just over thinking it and need to take things at face value. Just thought I'd get some opinions on the subject, is all.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

Even Anna doesn't put up with Chris's crap all the time. Ex.: Chris said he was against gay men marrying but was OK with lesbians marrying - Anna called Chris out on this.

Anna seems to be about as broken as Chris, so she may feed off his misery like some sort of vampire. I'll let the more knowledgeable Christorians speculate as to why she acts this way.
 
hurpdurpmanguy said:
Would you?
Only if I can wear a hazmat suit whenever I'm in the Chandler house. If I have to sleep, I'll sleep on the lawn in a sleeping bag. I'd also go to a public bathroom to the toilet than go into the bathroom of the Chandler household. Maybe Chris wouldn't mind me taking some pictures for the forum and the CWCki .
 
Globe said:
I'd marvel at the speed with which my property value dropped.
Property values in my neighborhood would lower. Maybe Chris and Barb would like living there, especially since there's a McDonalds five to ten minutes away from where he would move to. Aside from living in my neighborhood, Chris would probably get in conflicts with the neighbors.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
If I can guarantee I won't catch some sort of disease or bitten by bugs, sure.

You might beat the disease. Hell you might even survive the gnawing of bugs at your feet. But you won't, absolutely wont survive the smell. You'll die within 5 yards of old man Chandler's place.
 
Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

I said this in the other thread: Anna wants to keep Chris down to make herself look better in comparison, therefor bolstering her self esteem.
 
This thread is full of pussies.
If someone as unhealthy as Chris and barb can survive there, so can I.
I don't need your hazmat suit or whatnot!!!
Make that check payable to Miss Pikonic please.

Edit: Scabies? I'm good.
 
If you can bring your own supplies and create a sort of "safe zone" withing the hoard, why not!? It would be like an survival scenario in a post apocalyptic future.

EDIT: I take it back. The house is a breeding ground for scabies.
 
During the week long stay I'll help them clean out the hoard and the nasties as well, despite all the Chandler BAAWWWS. That way I can get my tugboat while being a forceful white knight!
 
:sonichu: What would we call the convention?

CWCon

:sonichu: What events could we hold?

*The Sonichu Cosplay Contest : Cosplay of characters in the CWC universe.
*Tomgirl and Tomboy pageant : Nuff'said. :tomgirl:
*Fanta-Cocktail Competition : Constestants enter an ORIGINAL drink creation that uses orange fanta. :fapcup:
*Interviews with some of CWCistory's most notable figures : Marvin, Alex, ect.

:sonichu: What would be sold in the dealer's area?

*Printed Fan-comics: "Now you can finally own all the Asperchu issues, beautifully printed!"
*T-shirts: "Julaaaaay!"
*Homemade snacks: "Pickle cupcakes anyone?"
:pickle:

:sonichu: How would Chris react to learning of it?

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/0/0e/Rawr_fag.jpg
 
Chris's Golden Path requires that his subjects live in a state of suppression under his divine rule, as illustrated by this sub-par photoshop.
 

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After reading the opening post multiple times, all I can say is, uh Chris is Fat!!!!
 
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