Containment What If?

A million dollars plus so much potential info to see what life is like in 14 blc? Worth the risk. AUGH YEAH
 
For a week? Hell yes. Give me 52 million and I'll spend an entire year there. I'd claim a room, clean the shit out of it, buy a mini fridge, a microwave and a coffee maker and just sit in there and watch Netflix for a year. I'd also become the most vaunted cwcki contributor in history with hourly video updates from the webcams I would hide in the hoard.
 
well, I live in a rural area so our houses are a good distance apart. However, he might cause me trouble on my morning walks, but he apparently doesn't get up as early as I do for them. I would mostly ignore him, but I am a young, boyfriend-free woman. I might be 'fat' but as Chris has shown he is desperate enough for china to go for a fat girl. So I would be more worried about him giving me problems than anything.
 
The TRUE and ORIGINAL German warfare bitch

I would take a Sonic plush toy and hollow out the mouth to the stomach area and fill it with pennies. This penny stuffed plush Sonic would be placed on his doorstep. I would then leave a shecameforCWC printout, increasing one by day, on his property. Finally, I would host a high school reunion from people in his graduating class. After the festivities of which he wouldn't be invited to I would request one of the star pins for artistic merit he never received. I would then host a gay kissing contest and reward the winner with said pin. AUGH YEAH

I would just bring a ton of booze and invite my friends over and have a house destruction party like the good old days *yawn* I've been in worse places than Chris's house all things said,
 
If I still get the million by staying on the grounds of the estate at 14BC, I'd do it no problem. I'd camp out next to Patti's old place, do a little lumberjack impersonation out near the gazebo and tool shed and laugh all the way to the bank.

Now if I had to stay confined inside like the beagles for all seven days? More iffy. On one hand, you've got the hell that is inside those walls and the two of the southern white trashiest natives that ever existed doddering around to avoid as much as humanly possible. But those autism papers that Bob kept in his file case are awfully tempting, something akin to this in my mind;

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You know what? Screw it, give me bull whip and fedora, I'm in.
 
If you really want to give this hypothetical more kick, you need to add an extra qualifier or two, like spending the entire week in Chris's bathroom, or being Barb's designated holey ass bandaging assistant, while subsisting entirely on Chris's normal diet for the duration of your stay there. Suddenly a million dollars seems slightly less appealing if you're living on microwaved Hungry Man dinners and tending to Snorlax's bedsores day in and day out.
 
MrTroll said:
If you really want to give this hypothetical more kick, you need to add an extra qualifier or two, like spending the entire week in Chris's bathroom, or being Barb's designated holey ass bandaging assistant, while subsisting entirely on Chris's normal diet for the duration of your stay there. Suddenly a million dollars seems slightly less appealing if you're living on microwaved Hungry Man dinners and tending to Snorlax's bedsores day in and day out.
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There are nurses who deal w way worse and don't eat much better who don't make a million bucks in 10 years. I'd still be in.
 
CWCissey said:
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Coming soon: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys' cover of Love Will Tear Us Apart.
 
This is a great topic for a thread.

He'd dance like a wild retard and stop after a few seconds of exerting himself.

Unfortunately for him, there were no boyfriend-free girls around to watch, but he did attract the attention of some homos. They aren't interested, either, they just laughed at him.
 
I need a :julay:
I'm holding out for a :julay: 'til the end of the night
She's gotta be strong
And She's gotta be fast
And She's gotta be fresh from the shop :tomgirl:

This would be his ritual song, then when it ends he will put a flag on the ground marking he beated Autism and will be showered in a grand number of
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Only if :tomgirl: and :snorlax: have to go somewhere else for a week and I'm allowed to make whatever changes I feel like to the place. I'd get rid of the hoard and give the place a good cleaning (or hire others to do it). I'd also take any of the animals to a no kill shelter and hope Chris and Barb don't get new pets.

I could live like Chris for a week. I'd just spend as much time at places Chris is banned from (Get-Tar, Mal-Wart, Snyder's place, the mall, etc.) and drive his crappy little car around town. Heck, I might even stop by PVCC and ask for a tour of campus. When I'd have to go back to 14BC because I need to go to bed I'd *SIGH* and go crash into slumber.

Side effects include becoming like Anna, getting scabies and rashes.
 
I live in a low-income project that is almost all upstairs studio apartments, with the 1-bedrooms downstairs, he could probably afford a studio, but here's my take:
Parking violations with the Cadillac in the back alley & side parking lots. Tons of noise coming from next door, even during quiet hours, getting winded climbing 2 flights of stairs to get in, stove top unused, oven filthy, Lego pieces, fountain soda cups, q-sand wrappers and toys everywhere, refrigerator full of empty Pizza Hut boxes and Orange Fanta cans, basically his bedroom and bathroom at 14BC with more modern original decor and a full kitchen. He'd also have to get rid of the beagles and cats because they aren't housebroken, so can't be qualified as service or psychological companion animals (only kind of animals allowed here).

He would be the neighbor from hell, and due to his function level and management taking every precaution to avoid homelessness, he would likely not be evicted unless he committed a crime on the premises. But on the plus side, he would finally get Crystal, except in the form of a Beanie Baby doll named Cuddly Crystal that I would buy him off the internet.
 
I live with a JERK, so Chris would probably keep his distance if he moved in next door. That being said... I think I would try to teach him how to cook. It's always bothered me that he has cero cooking skills aand has to eat fast food or pre-packaged meals to survive. He would be a lot healthier and save more money if he could cook meals for himself.
 
Chris claims Guitar Hero as his workout because you have to stand up to play it. Here's an idea what if he traded in Just Dance as his workout? Just Dance is a music video game, where you dance by matching the movements on screen with your own body. They even have an PS3 version along with Wii and Wii U.
 
scorptatious said:
Gaston said:
I think that Gastonfest would be a suitable title.
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Nobody trolls lolcows like Gaston!
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Number one enemy of the loveshies.

Nothing happens. I doubt Chris wants to converse with a teenage boy.

A week? Sure, I kind of want to have a conversation or three with Chris. The way his mind works is really intriguing.
 
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