Containment What If?

For a million bucks, I'd bandage buttocks, eat Hungary Mans, and even retrieve Sonic Underground DVDs off the lawn.
 
I currently live in a college dorm room so Chris would have to apply and get accepted to my college. I bet Chris would creep on women who live in my hall and his half the room would have a bunch of toys and video games. He would probably fail out in a semester.

I would probably do it for a million dollars. My immune system is pretty strong I bet Chris's room is still decent compared to the rest of the horde. I wonder if they still have a working bathroom on the property though.
 
Barb is only a troll if you have an extremely loose definition of troll. Like Chris' definition of troll, for example. People who wrong him quickly become trolls in his mind.

She's surely responsible for like 80% of Chris' shitty life, but I wouldn't call her a troll.

Re: What if Anna had ulterior motives for being Chris's Frie

Eh, I really just think she feels morally superior and honestly thinks she's helping Chris by doing what she's doing. She probably believes Chris' stories about Megan and Snyder because she thinks that's what a friend is supposed to do.
 
Marvin said:
Barb is only a troll if you have an extremely loose definition of troll. Like Chris' definition of troll, for example. People who wrong him quickly become trolls in his mind.

She's surely responsible for like 80% of Chris' shitty life, but I wouldn't call her a troll.
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No, the idea of the topic is what would happen if Barb was a troll all along. While Chris, being the absent-minded lolcow he is, not having realized this until recently and how he'd react to it.
 
Barbara is a troll. As the Mother she has had the final say in all choices made regarding her child, including those where a Father is present.

It was the poor decision making on Barb's part that has landed Chris where he is today. Nobody else is to blame but Barbara, especially since Bob was in Germany fighting the Koreans.
 
Obviously, we all know Chris likes to say he was a gym leader at the GAMe PLACe, when he himself needed to be supervised and was only in charge like maybe once or twice. Of course, he'd strut around like he ran the PLACe, so what if Michael Snyder just said "fuck it" and let Chris actually run the GAMe PLACe?

Or, more realistically, how long afterwards until the PLACe would be out of business?
 
A fire will happen, officially it would be considered an accident, but we would know who to blame....
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But realistically, he would fuck it up, pay the employees shit wages, they would leave, and no one would buy from it and it would be out of business real quick.
 
As in, to own or to manage? Snyder didn't own the GAMe PLACe property until around the time Chris vehicularly assaulted him.

I mean, either way ends pretty badly, either with bankruptcy or pissed-off parents and THEN bankruptcy. But for a brief moment, Smug Chris would rear his odious head as the level-up king of life and never letting his customers forget it.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Marvin said:
Barb is only a troll if you have an extremely loose definition of troll. Like Chris' definition of troll, for example. People who wrong him quickly become trolls in his mind.

She's surely responsible for like 80% of Chris' shitty life, but I wouldn't call her a troll.
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No, the idea of the topic is what would happen if Barb was a troll all along. While Chris, being the absent-minded lolcow he is, not having realized this until recently and how he'd react to it.
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I think it'd be pretty tricky to convince Chris that his mother is a troll. He might have little fights with her, but he loves his mother too much to accuse her of being a troll and stick to it. He'd probably just deny it.
 
Marvin said:
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Marvin said:
Barb is only a troll if you have an extremely loose definition of troll. Like Chris' definition of troll, for example. People who wrong him quickly become trolls in his mind.

She's surely responsible for like 80% of Chris' shitty life, but I wouldn't call her a troll.
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No, the idea of the topic is what would happen if Barb was a troll all along. While Chris, being the absent-minded lolcow he is, not having realized this until recently and how he'd react to it.
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I think it'd be pretty tricky to convince Chris that his mother is a troll. He might have little fights with her, but he loves his mother too much to accuse her of being a troll and stick to it. He'd probably just deny it.
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Chris would never turn on Barb over such a slanderous notion.

He could, conceivably, react to her infringing on one freedom too many.
 
Normally when I think about Sonichu and Rosechu being made into actual creatures in a Pokemon game I honestly imagine them to be horribly weak Pokemon. For those who play Pokemon, take Voltorb, when it uses Explosion or Selfdestruct the worst that happens is the Pokemon caught in the blast just faint but still live, whereas Electric Hedgehog Pokemon like Simonla died from a Voltorb explosion (though this may be more or less Simonla being weak or Chris couldn't figure out a way to properly kill Simonla since he was forced to kill her, since she was mostly the creation of Evan (or Mao, I can't remember the name of the person who created Simonchu off the top of my head right now).
 
Realistically the Chus are too fucking stupid to survive in an actually Pokemon world.
 
After going bankrupt, the PLace would get hoarded with fast food trash, Goodwill junk, and Barb's scabie flies. Just like 14 BLC.
 
fridgesrants said:
I would probably do it for a million dollars. My immune system is pretty strong I bet Chris's room is still decent compared to the rest of the horde. I wonder if they still have a working bathroom on the property though.
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I'm sure they must, otherwise Chris would be bitching about having to throw out "poo water" in a desperate bid for a heroic woman to come rescue him. But just because they have a working toilet doesn't mean its' sanitary.
 
I feel like Sonichu himself would be over powered. Simonla was just shit.
 
Chris would turn it into his bedroom. Literally and figuratively.
 
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