Containment What If?

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Perhaps he would write a letter to the Lego corporation complaining that Lego bricks separate when dropped or otherwise subjected to force. He would demand Lego bricks that bond together permanently, so that his precious memories of high school may stay with him forever, unlike his treacherous false gal-pals.
 
Can I speak for Jamaica since a shit ton of my family and friends live there?

He'd wind up dead. Thats the TL;DR version. Dead. But lets do specifics shall we?

- No :tugboat:. He'd fend for himself or starve. Jamaicans have an insane work ethic, little to no power distance, and no problem telling people about themselves. Chris' signature laziness and self of entitlement would get him verbal lashings and possibly an ass kicking if I wasn't so sure he'd back down when confronted in any way.

- Chris would wash his ass on a regular basis or never leave the house. Theres no stigma about telling someone they fucking stink in Jamaica and he'd get kicked out of any establishment he tried to loiter in because of it.

- 2014 Chris' tomgirl antics are all but done. But if anyone were to dig up those photos and spread the word around the community he lived in Chris' life would be in very real danger. Thats the main reason why I literally think he would wind up dead in Jamaica. Also the fact that its a dangerous country if you live below a certain wealth line and Chris isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 
Chris would probably be better off in less rich countries, as he would have been made to at least work at home way more. I don't think he would die anywhere, really. There would be more pressure on him to manage his life better at a very early age.

I mean, for autistics in general, it's better to live in countries like the U.S., for reasons other than :tugboat:, but for Chris specifically, I think living in Jamaica would have left him better off than where he is at right now.

Then again, the same thing can be said if he lived anywhere else in the U.S. where people like Barb didn't exist.
 
Well in Canada he would be able to get his :tugboat: but weather would be a concern as well in the winter. And in the summer he would probably smell worse.
 
If Chris and Barb have no savings at all, they might be eligible for the social assistance tugboat (1000+e / month) in Finland. They would have to re-apply every month, though. Chris would also get an extra 100-400e of disability aid.

None of our restaurants offer free refills, which might be a problem. I've also heard that the fast food chains no longer serve soda with sugar, but that may be untrue. Also no Hungry Mans - our ready meals are generally healthier and contain less sodium.

ONE MORE THING. Our local Goodwill would happily hand Barb all the broken and/or dirty clothes she'd want, for no cost at all. I worked for them once. It's a hoarder's paradise.
 
Well I'm in these here glorious United States, but if Chris were in my state, North Carolina, OH BOY LET Me FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT!!!!!!.....................It probably would be no different for him then Virginia. I don't know if tugboat rules are different by state though, he could probably acquire da tugboat just as easily here I bet.
 
He would be lured to a remote island off the coast of cornwall, and after much dicking and trullzing we would trick him into dressing in barb's cloths before dragging him kicking and screaming into a giant wicker pickle, before christopher lee leads us all in song

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as we light the pickle and watch him burn, and before the end we all scream JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY as the flames cleanse his autism

If you dont get the wicker man reference fuck you and your fat whore of a mother
 
spaps said:
I think Blockland would be more up his alley.
It's like Minecraft, but it's literally about building with Legos.
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People would then jump him on the server hes on and either spawn weapons to kill him or paint his shit green/pink/rainbow
 
blackie toy said:
CatParty said:
Sounds like a what if
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it is a what if because it is a hypothetical. which by the way, (and no offense to the OP) will quickly devolve into a-logging. as in "i'm better than chris because i live___" or "chris couldn't handle the culture in __ because he's retarded" (in not so many words)
 
He would do OK due to the disability benefits and such (unless Cameron starts laying into them more, the bastard!) but he would likely have a number of ASBOs, banning him from whole areas of the country. He may also get an arse kicking if he spoke back to the wrong person.
 
He would be bullied mercilessly and forced to get a job. It's funny he moans about Virginia but he has quite a cushy carefree life there compared to elsewhere.
 
Living in my country would be hard for Chris, not only because our disability benefits are much, much lower than the American mоnthlу tugbоаt (you can't buy as much stuff with it as in America), but also because our society is much more collectivist than the American one. He would be forced to adhere to established standards of maturity by people around him.
 
Picklepower said:
Well I'm in these here glorious United States, but if Chris were in my state, North Carolina, OH BOY LET Me FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT!!!!!!.....................It probably would be no different for him then Virginia. I don't know if tugboat rules are different by state though, he could probably acquire da tugboat just as easily here I bet.
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Where in NC? I live in NC too (Charlotte) and I'm sure the area of the state would affect what happens to him in general. Like, Appalachia vs. the research triangle.
 
He might get unemployment/disability benefits pretty easily here in Finland, but he'd go absolute mental trying to figure out the bureaucracy to get it and would probably need to find actual real professional help to live here. The bureaucrats will threaten to sink your tugboats for tiny little screwups, and those happen to normal people frequently enough. Also, unemployment benefits only go to the people who are registered as job seekers and are expected to be able to receive full-time jobs.

Finnish citizenship would be pretty tough for him to get, though. It will take a bit longer to get if you're not married to a Finnish citizen (just as picky as everywhere else in the world, thank you very much) and more improtantly there's a language test (Finnish or Swedish). I have no idea how strict the test actually is, but Finns generally find it a little bit disconcerting when people speak Finnish as badly as Ricardo Weston Chandler hablaños Españolos.

Still, socially, I don't think he would have much problems. We're a pretty introverted nation to begin with.

Also, since he's over 30 years old I don't think he has to go to the army any more, but I would have loved to hear what he would have said to the military to avoid conscription - it's not unusual that people get out for health reasons (and personally I don't condemn them for that, especially since I think the conscription is a bit outdated thing really), but some explanations are undoubtedly more colourful than the others.
 
Eaten by poisonous koalas on the very first day.
 
CWCissey said:
Saney said:
Eaten by poisonous koalas on the very first day.
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I'd have gone with 'The dingo would eat the manbaby' myself. ;)
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Today's news headlines (article in Finnish): the three most controversial political issues in Finland are the gay marriage, Swedish as a secondary official language, and the wolf conservation / hunting permits.

Chris would freak out over gay marriage, wouldn't make head or tails of Swedish (or any language for that matter), and would in all likelihood get randomly eaten by wolves even if he's way out of the wolf country.
 
I think this has been discused before, but then again:

You think is hard to live with $900+ of :tugboat: every month, try with $120+, for thats the most he can get of social asistance here un Costa Rica, since he never worked.

He would have learn to do somenthing or plunge his family into poverty. Also vidya is way more expensive here than in the US and there is rarely price cuts.
 
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