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Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

Pikonic said:
Whose to say Waterhead isn't Chris from a parallel universe trying to slide back to Earth Prime?

So one of Chris' curse-me-ya-me-ha's actually ruptured reality. Waterhead is thus Autist-El, and Chris is Autist-Prime. Works for me.
 
Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

What if Waterhead is really Chris from another reality giving himself asspats.
 
If he went to Texas Roadhouse he could throw peanut shells on the floor freely and act like he was back in the hoard

Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

He'd want to have sex with his own cousin
 
Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

NOT FUNNY; Stop Trying To Look Like Me
 
Here lies "Ian Brandon Anderson."

INB4 the Lock.
 
The obit would just be a link to Asperchu.

The epitaph would be "Never in the field of human failure was so much lulz provided to so many by so little."
 
I watched a movie about Lincoln today and I'm wondering how Chris would have fared in 1860's Virginia.

He'd hate the damn Yankees and draw crappy political cartoons with him having Jefferson Davis's office. Chris would ride a horse and drive a wagon like he'd drive a car, and be arrested by the sheriff for running over and causing minor injuries to a local businessman.

And of course he'd hate the niggos.
 
Chris would throw his blue shirt over his head and try to walk in. If anyone questioned him about the towel he would just claim he's a vampire and must avoid sunlight. Chris immediately trips and falls headfirst into the wall. Micheal rolls his eyes calls the police while Chris flails around on the floor with the shirt still on his head ranting about how Micheal must've put that dang dirty wall there just to get Chris to trip and bash his head on. The cops show up and Chris demands the arrest Mciheal Snyder for Assault and leading a grad trolling conspiracy against him. The police tell Chris several times to calm down and he doesn't comply. Eventually Chris is tazed and zaps to the extreme. He tries to call bard from jail but she's too busy getting new boxes filled with junk to replace the ones lost in the fire. Looks like Chris is in for a night in the Stony lonesome. Sigh.
 
butt in trouble said:
Chris would throw his blue shirt over his head and try to walk in. If anyone questioned him about the towel he would just claim he's a vampire and must avoid sunlight. Chris immediately trips and falls headfirst into the wall. Micheal rolls his eyes calls the police while Chris flails around on the floor with the shirt still on his head ranting about how Micheal must've put that dang dirty wall there just to get Chris to trip and bash his head on. The cops show up and Chris demands the arrest Mciheal Snyder for Assault and leading a grad trolling conspiracy against him. The police tell Chris several times to calm down and he doesn't comply. Eventually Chris is tazed and zaps to the extreme. He tries to call bard from jail but she's too busy getting new boxes filled with junk to replace the ones lost in the fire. Looks like Chris is in for a night in the Stony lonesome. Sigh.

This is basically true, but I don't think Mike would be so gentle... Maybe he'd sucker punch Chris and tell the police it was self-defense.Given Chris' record, the cops would believe Mike.
 
Christory101 said:
butt in trouble said:
Chris would throw his blue shirt over his head and try to walk in. If anyone questioned him about the towel he would just claim he's a vampire and must avoid sunlight. Chris immediately trips and falls headfirst into the wall. Micheal rolls his eyes calls the police while Chris flails around on the floor with the shirt still on his head ranting about how Micheal must've put that dang dirty wall there just to get Chris to trip and bash his head on. The cops show up and Chris demands the arrest Mciheal Snyder for Assault and leading a grad trolling conspiracy against him. The police tell Chris several times to calm down and he doesn't comply. Eventually Chris is tazed and zaps to the extreme. He tries to call bard from jail but she's too busy getting new boxes filled with junk to replace the ones lost in the fire. Looks like Chris is in for a night in the Stony lonesome. Sigh.

This is basically true, though I doubt Mr. Snyder would be so gentle... Perhaps he'd sucker punch Chris and tell the police it was self-defense. And the police would believe him

I don't think Snyder is the kind to punch the retarded.
 
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