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Containment What If?
- Thread starter darkhorse816
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Bluespike, in his birthday suit skin. Kid was pretty immature, but that picture still makes me laugh. Turned everything pink in this server.
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Hey, I'm down with everything being pink in a server. Pink is a rockin' colour.
Also, the level of detail in that skin is impressive and slightly disturbing all at once.
Jeez, this kinda makes me want to start playing Minecraft again.
Also, the level of detail in that skin is impressive and slightly disturbing all at once.
Jeez, this kinda makes me want to start playing Minecraft again.
Bridechu
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What if Chris actually started making money off Sonichu (assuming he didn't get slapped with a C&D from one of many possible candidate)? Say he managed to get set up with Patreon or something, because they don't give a shit about copyright.
What kind of things would he produce for the dollar-waving masses? What kind of commissions would he take, or refuse? What would you want Chris to draw, and how much would you be willing to pay?
What kind of things would he produce for the dollar-waving masses? What kind of commissions would he take, or refuse? What would you want Chris to draw, and how much would you be willing to pay?
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He'd try drawing some sonichu crap like always.
The weens would tell him to draw a pickle on rosechu or sonichu acting gay, which he'd then
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See above answer.
Meeko
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Highly unlikely, given her age and health, but it could actually be good for her. She could probably get a job as a greeter at a Wal-mart (assuming they'd hire her despite Chris's past) and I'm fairly sure that she could get a wheelchair to sit in while she did her thing. All she'd do would be to point people in the right direction for things and give out stickers to kids. I know that there's more to it than that, but not a huge amount to where she'd get caught easily. Barb also wouldn't be the dirtiest thing in the store and she might even make a few friends.
What would ruin it would be Chris, who would assume that his mom working 8-16 hours a week would mean that he didn't have to give her any money and that he could waltz in at any time and get treated like a king, despite his previous activities at the various Wal-marts in the area. He'd also try to use and abuse her employee discount. Most places like that only extend it to the employee themselves and only to specific items, but will turn a blind eye if the employee lets a family member purchase basic items with the discount while the employee was working or with them. Chris would come in without Barb and try to use it to buy highly expensive items that didn't quality and buy Lego or other things in bulk. He'd throw a fit when the store eventually refused him and Barb would feel obligated to take his side in the matter, which would end his time at Wal-mart.
Of course there'd also be issue with the weens who came in hoping to come across Barb and otherwise harass her employers by trying to send them nudes of Chris or ask to speak to Barb and then scream JULAY! into the phone.
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What if we sent Chris a pack of Legos or gift cards claiming to be a fan. Claim the person who sent it is named Gretchen Carlson and pretend that Gretchen is a True and Honest Sonichu fan. Say something like "Hi, My name is Gretchen Carlson, and I am a huge fan of Sonichu. Me and my brother Ray love the series and were devastated that you decided to stop drawing. Me and Ray used to wait breathlessly for the latest edition to come out, and Ray even used Sonichu to help his friend Billy overcome his struggle with homosexuality. We think you're the best and hope that this care package convinces you to take up your pens and resume writing Sonichu."
And then maybe set up a few fake Facebook pages for the Carlsons to give it authenticity.
I don't know, maybe having his ego stroked could convince him to stage a comeback. Of course he's more likely to shit his pants and do nothing.
And then maybe set up a few fake Facebook pages for the Carlsons to give it authenticity.
I don't know, maybe having his ego stroked could convince him to stage a comeback. Of course he's more likely to shit his pants and do nothing.
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Chris would probably open the package, disregard the message, and shit himself while playing with Lego.
On the off chance that he fell for the le master ruse, he'd probably complain about homosexuality, pretend to be grateful, possibly add the accounts on Facebook, and then be informed by white knights that you are FALSE and DISHONEST.
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So basically you are saying... we should kill Barb?
Hey, no trolling plans!
Meeko
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Chris would probably open the package, disregard the message, and shit himself while playing with Lego.
Pretty much this. The Chris from 4-5 years ago might have fallen for it, but today's Chris would be skeptical. Of course if you gave him nice enough toys or gifts, you could probably get him to talk to you for a while longer.
Something I've always wondered is how he would react if a (claimed) troll were to send him something as an apology. For instance, what if someone sent him a large giftcard with a card that apologized for their actions and said that this was their way of making it up to him? Of course the chances of this happening in a genuine fashion is very, very small, but what if someone sent him a $300 giftcard claiming to be one of the minor trolls in Christory that got his goat? And then had some others send in similar giftcards with the idea that there's a movement among some of the trolls that they should seek forgiveness and yadda yadda? I think that Chris would obviously spend the money and use the gifts because he thinks he genuinely earned them, but I can't help but wonder what he'd post on Facebook.
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Most likely a speech about seeking forgiveness, maybe a forgiveness blessing if Chris is feeling super-good that day. And than he would just forget it as soon as he spends it on lego.
hurpdurpmanguy
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The fish would stress sigh and crash into slumber from being out of water too long.
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Sanic and Pokeymans has really influenced his life. Without them, there wouldn't be the recolor, the medallion of said recolor, nor the Watch And Win Sweepstakes, etc. How do you think he would be if Yuji Naka and Naoto Oshima had never created that hedgehog, and Satoshi Tajiri didn't bother creating the other franchise?
My guess is that he'd probably just find something else to focus on, and he'd still be pretty much the same because of autism and his upbringing, although he maybe wouldn't have had a real internet presence or online trolling.
(I think this was asked in the "what if" subforum before it "crashed into slumber")
My guess is that he'd probably just find something else to focus on, and he'd still be pretty much the same because of autism and his upbringing, although he maybe wouldn't have had a real internet presence or online trolling.
(I think this was asked in the "what if" subforum before it "crashed into slumber")
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What if Chris gets kicked out of the rental house? Like, what if he and Blarb were out on the street with no where to live? They wouldn't be able to go back to 14BC, that shit is getting condemned for sure. I don't know of any immediate relatives that would be able or even want to take them in.