Containment What If?

What if Chris's taint piercing inspires him to open his own tattoo and piercing joint?

He'll fuck up and pierce someone's brain. Giving Chris a piercing gun, or any gun of any kind, seems like something to be avoided at all costs. :blart:

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This would be the problem in making a narrative drama film or book about OPL. The contents would be dismissed as unrealistic (and gay).
Exactly. I tried writing a play based on Chris, but it just didn't make narrative sense. "So this is, what, the sixth non-existent girlfriend? Wouldn't he have learned by now?" "So hold on, he's a massive homophobe, and suddenly he's claiming to be a... lesbian?"
 
What if Chris and Barb went to dinner at a fancy restaurant? No I don't mean a Perkins or a Target restaurant. I mean like something elegant. What craziness would ensue?
 
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What if Chris and Barb went to dinner at a fancy restaurant? No I don't mean a Perkins or a Target restaurant. I mean like something elegant. What craziness would ensue?

I'm pretty certain if this happened, there would be a 25 cent tip left on an expensive bill.

Chris would probably spend most of the meal too engrossed in his vidya, and Barb would probably push her plate away to start biting on another q-sand she had stashed in her purse.
 
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What if Tomgirl Chris discovered the magical world of Tumblr?
Would he open a profile to bitch about his multiple exiles from stores or back off because of glitter'd pickles everywhere?

He'd probably have gone to DashCon, where he'd then proceed to hit on all of the underage girls. Oh, and mess himself in the ball pit.
 
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