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What if Chris came to Australia by boat?

He could be a beach bum that starts a spin off series not unlike Gilligan's Island, only including many encounters with drop bears, deadly snakes and kickboxing kangaroos - all of which he would most likely poke with a stick and try to stick his thumb in... well, you get the idea.
Barb could costar with him as The Skipper, who is continually hounding her little buddy Chris to stop being such a drongo, while they try to survive the great outdoors in the new uncharted land they've washed up on.
 
RougeBat said:
What if Chris came to Australia by boat?

He could be a beach bum that starts a spin off series not unlike Gilligan's Island, only including many encounters with drop bears, deadly snakes and kickboxing kangaroos - all of which he would most likely poke with a stick and try to stick his thumb in... well, you get the idea.
Barb could costar with him as The Skipper, who is continually hounding her little buddy Chris to stop being such a drongo, while they try to survive the great outdoors in the new uncharted land they've washed up on.
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The Australian Navy would ship him to Papua New Guinea before he even set foot on Australian land.
 
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What if Chris had a group/crew/gang of "unique" individuals just like him?

E.g.: Jace has Tyce and Eli and some other people similar to him.

Probably I am late, but I ak curious. #TYCED
 
Let's say: a group of man-children who hate da hex-bawx and generally like things autistic people like.

The "vintage chris" kind of guys.

What antics would they do?
 
Roosechu said:
Let's say: a group of man-children who hate da hex-bawx and generally like things autistic people like.

The "vintage chris" kind of guys.

What antics would they do?
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I tried to think of something, but all I can think of is "Ten manchildren. One room. All will enter but only one will leave."

In all seriousness, I think that they'd initially get along fairly well because they think alike but eventually begin to irritate each other to the point where they come to blows because eventually all of the passive aggressive crap that Chris initially did with people would wear thin and someone would start swinging. Especially if we figure that eventually one of the guys would try to get the trolls on "his side" by trying to troll the others in the hopes of escaping further trolling- Chris tried to do that on multiple occasions where he figured others would fight his battles for him and troll other people because they were (in his eyes) easier targets.
 
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Roosechu said:
Let's say: a group of man-children who hate da hex-bawx and generally like things autistic people like.
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Chris' days at ThE GaMe Place were pretty much like this. You should read the Lucas&Mimms Q&A(if you haven't already), it provides pretty close insight to what wouldve been if Chris had actually had some real-life friends like that.

With of course, Chris being Chris, Lucas&Mimms and the rest except for Megan, weren't his friends because he was constantly very belligerent and generally annoying to be around. Other than that, people like Marvin and ABL have said something along the lines that Chris is fairly boring in real life so even if Chris had 'friends' who were like him, they wouldn't get into any crazy capers a la the Parkourdude91 gang, just play vidya, loiter around the Mall and so on.

Abethedemon said:
Would his SJW antics be any different?
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Likely not. Chris is TRUE and HONEST at least in the way that he doesn't seem to censor his opinions depending on the arena he posts at, meaning that he'll post his rants about "being discriminated against" straight into Facebook days after complaining about homosexuals because at this point no-one is going to call him out for any of that because they're either delusional asspatters, realized that Chris is incredibly grounded in his stances or they've simply hidden Chris' updates so they don't have to deal with it.
 
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What if we found out about Chris from Tumblr? Would his SJW antics be any different?
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Chris doesn't seem to like venues like Tumblr, maybe he would like it for the fact you can set it up with a domain name and host a webcomic on it like any other domain hosting deal.

But I think it's unlikely he would have allowed public comments, he would have gotten a few bad ones, ranted about it in the usual way, and disabled the feature or abandon the venue.

I don't think Chris would have gotten along with the SJW crowd honestly, remember it was only recently that he came out as a "lesbian woman trapped in a man's body" or whatever the hell.

Even if such a thing had happened earlier in Christory and been on Tumblr, I think he would have inevitably offended the cult like horde with even innocuous statements that might imply homophobia or racism.
 
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Holdek said:
I don't understand your question.
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I think what Abethedemon is asking is would our understanding of Chris be any different if we had discovered him as a lesbian tomgirl on tumblr, rather than through his Sonichu comics. And I'm not sure there's an adequate answer for that one. While I believe Chris has always been a bit... skewed when it comes to gender and identity, the whole tomgirl phenomena is a relatively recent phenomena in Christory. Aside from liking a few pages on FB, he's not even a fully blown SJW yet. The bottom line is, its a different stage in Chris' life, and we might not have even arrived here if not for the specific circumstances that Chris himself created when he was "discovered."
 
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hurpdurpmanguy said:
What if Chris had the ability to fly?
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DIRTY CRAPPED GROU- (Buried in top hats!)

If Chris could fly, he'd only do it at night -he'd be too afraid of getting shot at during the day. I'm only half-joking, I'm under the impression he imagines trolls are still numerous and are really a-loggy as a whole.
 
Roosechu said:
What if Chris had a group/crew/gang of "unique" individuals just like him?

E.g.: Jace has Tyce and Eli and some other people similar to him.

Probably I am late, but I ak curious. #TYCED
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I think he'd maybe turn out like A-log, still socially inept but far less so than he currently is. (His highschool galpals might have inadvertently caused him to have a really warped idea of friendship since he still doesn't seem to comprehend they felt sorry for him and treated him with kid gloves and weren't treating him as an equal)

Anyway:

What if Chris read the Harry Potter series? Would he enjoy it?
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I think he'd maybe turn out like A-log, still socially inept but far less so than he currently is. (His highschool galpals might have inadvertently caused him to have a really warped idea of friendship since he still doesn't seem to comprehend they felt sorry for him and treated him with kid gloves and weren't treating him as an equal)

Anyway:

What if Chris read the Harry Potter series? Would he enjoy it?
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http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Harry_Potter
 
I honestly think the Harry Potter series would of been too complicated for him at that point.
 
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