Containment What If?

[AnimuGinger]

What if Chris started protesting against Facebook? Given their ever-changing policy regarding trans persons, I'm surprised he hasn't. Or he hasn't learned of it yet.

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris went back to looking like this? This is probably the most normal I've ever seen him (sans tattoo sleeves)

He wouldn't because he's deliberately being the opposite of True and Honest Chris in that video.

 

[klystron]

He wouldn't because he's deliberately being the opposite of True and Honest Chris in that video.

I guess this proves Chris can never be normal.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What if they turned the remains of 14BLC into a haunted house and charged admission?

Those who enter would DIRTILY CRAP THEIR BRIEFS.

 

[Holdek]

I guess this proves Chris can never be normal.

That's okay. That's part of his..."charm."

But, yeah, it would be better if he was still goofy and just not as much of a shithead.

 

[timtommy]

I guess this proves Chris can never be normal.

His weirdness does vary. I suppose he looked a little goofy in the clownshirt era, but really, it was rugby shirts and jeans most of the time. If it weren't for the medallion, you wouldn't look twice at him if you passed him on the street. If you were asked to rate his fashion sense, you would mark it below average, but that didn't really make his appearance abnormal. Aside from the medallion of course, which was ridiculous.

Now is a different story. When he is crossdressing, he must be a fairly noticable figure. Particularly in small-town Virginia.

I wonder how long the tomgirl look will last? 1 year? 10 years? The rest of his life?

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if 2014 Chris met himself when he was discovered by the internet?

 

[Pally]

What if 2014 Chris met himself when he was discovered by the internet?

That depends entirely upon whenever Chris really means his Tomgirl thing. Which I can not answer. But oldstyle Chris would sure think a damn dirty troll is making fun of him, and would reply with a great number of threats and temper tantrums.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if 2014 Chris met himself when he was discovered by the internet?

I imagine the bright, cheery "Future Message" Chris would be rather shocked to see what he would evolve into in the course of seven or so years. Then they'd both probably just shit themselves and do nothing while a time paradox occurs.

 

[Coldgrip]

What if 2014 Chris met himself when he was discovered by the internet?

Future!Chris, realizing that he can't reveal who he is to his past self or it'd cause a time paradox, comes up with an alias on the spot. Blurting out he is a cherokian prostitute named Lovely Weather he goes on to become the woman figure that Chris always dreamed of falling in love with but could never have. Later, Past!Chris would immortalize her in sonichu canon, claiming her as his one true sweetheart from the ground-up. Trolls would laugh and say she didn't exist but he knew she did. She was the only woman he'd ever love. The woman that turned him from a boy into a man.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was obsessed with Super Mario instead of Sonic?

 

[Carlos Thin]

What if Chris was obsessed with Super Mario instead of Sonic?

This:

 

[Stud2Stud]

This:

Soooo. He'd actually have a good sense of fashion, had a rocking beard, a full mane of hair and his youtube-videos would be way better in terms of quality?

 

[Meeko]

What if Chris started protesting against Facebook? Given their ever-changing policy regarding trans persons, I'm surprised he hasn't. Or he hasn't learned of it yet.

I'm sure that he's probably heard of the Facebook stuff, but it didn't really register with him because he hasn't really been impacted by it. He hasn't, to my knowledge tried to change his name or gender on fb. Chris will post stuff about being trans and talk about how he goes to various places, but that's about it.

If he did start protesting about some of the stuff Facebook did, it'd probably resemble some of his earliest arguments for and against homosexuality. Chris would argue that he's all for people being who they want to be, meaning he'll endorse MtF surgeries while showing his squeamishness about FtM people. Someone would inevitably ask him if he'd date and have sex with a man who got surgery to become a female, to which Chris would indignantly respond that they couldn't provide him with Crystal and as such would be invalid as a heartsweet.

 

[Himawari]

I love that we're talking about the possibility that someone might give them $15,000 in cash for that car. We might as well be talking about what would happen if Chris magically gave birth to a unicorn baby.

What if Chris magically gave birth to a unicorn baby?

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris magically gave birth to a unicorn baby?

MLP but even more autistic.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris magically gave birth to a unicorn baby?

He would try to use it as a method for hitting on gal-pals.

 

[Meowthkip]

What if Chris magically gave birth to a unicorn baby?

 

[Coldgrip]

MLP but even more autistic.

Not humanly possible.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris magically gave birth to a unicorn baby?