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He would be cleaning up after DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS while CRAPPING his DIRTY BRIEFS.
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He would be fired and possibly jailed after one day when he attempts to put Sonichu on the curriculum. Also for taking all the best toys for himself and attacking any child that dared to try to get them back.
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What if Chris is actually the love child of Kengle and Pixyteri, and they borrowed Ulilillia's time machine to go back in the past and drop Chris off on a hoarder's door step, and Barb decided she wanted to keep him so she would have someone to take care of her in her old age, and Bob just assumed that the stork brought babies, and that's why Kengle tries so hard to get close to him?
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They'd all come out brown in the end.
What if there was a stage musical about Chris composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber?
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Andrew Lloyd Webber would tell Kengle to knock it off, they may look similar but using his name to write a shitty musical is tantamount to libel.
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He'd be Newman's retarded cousin.
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The show would actually be worth watching then.
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He wouldn't.
Unless the smell would cause the other zombies to think he was already one of them of course.
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I think Chris would try to mace the zombies and scream at them for being trolls before getting eaten. If they were the brain-eating kind of zombie, they'd take one bite, then fall over dead (again) from the toxic levels of autism in Chris's brain.