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He'd produce NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFSWhat if Chris was forced to spend the night alone in the most haunted castle in say... Scotland?
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He'd produce NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFSWhat if Chris was forced to spend the night alone in the most haunted castle in say... Scotland?
The most haunted castle in Scotland is Glamis Castle, where, according to legend, an inbred, hideously deformed creature is said to live alone in a sealed-off room. So, to answer your question, Chris would finally get to meet his long-lost twin brother.What if Chris was forced to spend the night alone in the most haunted castle in say... Scotland?
What if Chris was in spaaaaaaace?
What if Chris was hired to write for an actual comic book franchise, like Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, etc.?
What if Chris was hired to write for an actual comic book franchise, like Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, etc.?
Give him Deadpool and go with the gimmick of not telling anyone who the writer is. You'll probably get a good six months of people hailing him as an avant-garde genius before they start catching on.
He'd get to Arkansas before he ran out of money, thenWhat if Chris snapped one day and decided to leave home, journeying for months around the globe across all nations, meeting all new and different people, opening his mind and spreading good will and happiness (sort of a fat version of Matt Harding)?
Nah, he'd just be even lazier. Since he's a shitty driver sober, he might have gotten a DUI by now, but, unless he decided to get high on cam, I doubt we'd get anything new/funny. If he were high, he couldn't be out raging at retail employees, although I think weed would certainly mellow him out a bit.What if Chris smoked weed errrday?
Seriously though, can you imagine Chris high everyday? Such content we would have!
He'd probably not be as entertaining.What if Chris smoked weed errrday?
Seriously though, can you imagine Chris high everyday? Such content we would have!
I've been thinking about this idea for a long time. Like, if Chris wasn't going to jail, I'd totally want to see Chris high. He'd have to have markers and a bunch of paper though.What if Chris smoked weed errrday?
Seriously though, can you imagine Chris high everyday? Such content we would have!
Fair enough. I remember watching a live video of him singing a song really bad. It was the same night he first drank alcohol.Only if he went out to do it. If he would just get drunk in his room with his desktop as his only companion, it would just be incredibly sad and nothing else. He doesn't do videos anymore anyway, and his typing skills are already those of a lifelong alcoholic, so I can't imagine the result being anything other then depressing.
Chris is already retarded. He doesn't need any alcohol or drugs to make him any more of a tool then he already is.
I actually don't drink or get high so this is just based off conjecture and things I've read or people have told me...but don't people with a-typical neural patterns respond differently to drugs? Like how a form of speed actually calms down ADD people. Anyone know what THC would do to an autistic mind?Nah, he'd just be even lazier. Since he's a shitty driver sober, he might have gotten a DUI by now, but, unless he decided to get high on cam, I doubt we'd get anything new/funny. If he were high, he couldn't be out raging at retail employees, although I think weed would certainly mellow him out a bit.